Jackalope
@jackalope00.bsky.social
Stranger in a strange land. Book, plant, and music lover. Been a few places and leaned a few things. 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
Venezuela is a beautiful country with lovely fun people who have been put through hell for a long time , so here’s an idea, let’s make their lives even more miserable. I lived there for 3 years and this has gotten me so fing angry and sad.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Venezuela is a beautiful country with lovely fun people who have been put through hell for a long time , so here’s an idea, let’s make their lives even more miserable. I lived there for 3 years and this has gotten me so fing angry and sad.
Billionaire pedos this week
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Billionaire pedos this week
Behind a car that had a plethora of bumper stickers. Of the many, I’m a witch deal with it, ME, OK, Solar Power is the future, ME, I hope so, the third that I read before the light changed is a person after my own heart, Read A Fucking Book #booksky
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Behind a car that had a plethora of bumper stickers. Of the many, I’m a witch deal with it, ME, OK, Solar Power is the future, ME, I hope so, the third that I read before the light changed is a person after my own heart, Read A Fucking Book #booksky
I’d hate to see ketchup splattered all over that gold he’s installed 😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’d hate to see ketchup splattered all over that gold he’s installed 😂
So my question today is, would Madge have been so pissy had she gotten an important cabinet post? what say you?
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So my question today is, would Madge have been so pissy had she gotten an important cabinet post? what say you?
On a lighter note, you cat people know how they bring their prey to the door so you can give them a gold medal or something? Grandcat Ninja got a chicken tender from grandkids and was so impressed with himself. Badass
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
On a lighter note, you cat people know how they bring their prey to the door so you can give them a gold medal or something? Grandcat Ninja got a chicken tender from grandkids and was so impressed with himself. Badass
I wonder how many senators and representatives have invested in the dump family’s World Liberty Financial crypto venture?
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I wonder how many senators and representatives have invested in the dump family’s World Liberty Financial crypto venture?
Iceland has mosquitos now, but since climate change is a HOAX and fake news, maybe they just decided to branch out into the colder climates. Swamp life got too boring perhaps? Hotter babes further north?
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Iceland has mosquitos now, but since climate change is a HOAX and fake news, maybe they just decided to branch out into the colder climates. Swamp life got too boring perhaps? Hotter babes further north?
I take pleasure that narcissists delight in their perceived fabulosity then millions of people and inflatable animals take to the streets proclaiming your suckdom.
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I take pleasure that narcissists delight in their perceived fabulosity then millions of people and inflatable animals take to the streets proclaiming your suckdom.
Good sign I saw today
I would call him a C**t, but he has neither depth nor warmth
I would call him a C**t, but he has neither depth nor warmth
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Good sign I saw today
I would call him a C**t, but he has neither depth nor warmth
I would call him a C**t, but he has neither depth nor warmth
OK City turned out loud and proud despite the rain 💙
October 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
OK City turned out loud and proud despite the rain 💙
Bill McKibbon. Third act. 💙
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bill McKibbon. Third act. 💙
My sign on one side says,,,, this is what democracy looks like and the other side simply says OH HELL NO
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My sign on one side says,,,, this is what democracy looks like and the other side simply says OH HELL NO
Abbot sending national guard to Austin for the protest. Intimidation 101.
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Abbot sending national guard to Austin for the protest. Intimidation 101.
Had to burn a smidge when his former employee told hegsmeg FU 😂
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Had to burn a smidge when his former employee told hegsmeg FU 😂
Jane Goodall doc on NF. Are there people you don’t like and who? She would put Trump and his top supporters, Xi, Netanyahu, and Putin on one of Musk’s rocket along with Leon and blast them off to some planet. She will be missed 💙
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Jane Goodall doc on NF. Are there people you don’t like and who? She would put Trump and his top supporters, Xi, Netanyahu, and Putin on one of Musk’s rocket along with Leon and blast them off to some planet. She will be missed 💙
Hey!! If you have the opportunity, please pretty please go outside today for at least 20 minutes. Your mental health thanks you in advance. We need to be at the top of our mental health game to deal with this shite.
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Hey!! If you have the opportunity, please pretty please go outside today for at least 20 minutes. Your mental health thanks you in advance. We need to be at the top of our mental health game to deal with this shite.
As of Sunday, the 271st day of 2025, there had been more than 320 mass shootings in the US, according to the non-partisan Gun Violence Archive.
September 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As of Sunday, the 271st day of 2025, there had been more than 320 mass shootings in the US, according to the non-partisan Gun Violence Archive.
Imagine you are a 5 star general. Then imagine you are summoned to an urgent meeting by a former Fox News talking head saying
“It’s about getting the horses into the stable and whipping them into shape,”
“It’s about getting the horses into the stable and whipping them into shape,”
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Imagine you are a 5 star general. Then imagine you are summoned to an urgent meeting by a former Fox News talking head saying
“It’s about getting the horses into the stable and whipping them into shape,”
“It’s about getting the horses into the stable and whipping them into shape,”
He can’t even pronounce acetaminophen. Took him 3 times to pronounce it correctly.
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He can’t even pronounce acetaminophen. Took him 3 times to pronounce it correctly.
OOPSIE.
From Politico
The Bougie Fallout of ICE’s Crackdown in DC
It turns out that the services benefiting the well-to-do are most impacted by DC’s ICE crackdown.
From Politico
The Bougie Fallout of ICE’s Crackdown in DC
It turns out that the services benefiting the well-to-do are most impacted by DC’s ICE crackdown.
September 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
OOPSIE.
From Politico
The Bougie Fallout of ICE’s Crackdown in DC
It turns out that the services benefiting the well-to-do are most impacted by DC’s ICE crackdown.
From Politico
The Bougie Fallout of ICE’s Crackdown in DC
It turns out that the services benefiting the well-to-do are most impacted by DC’s ICE crackdown.
If one more person posts “I’m so proud of the person you have become” about their offspring my small brain may wither and die. Have we lost the ability to be original? That is all, please carry on.
September 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If one more person posts “I’m so proud of the person you have become” about their offspring my small brain may wither and die. Have we lost the ability to be original? That is all, please carry on.
I guess the cross between an autocracy and crony capitalism is Cronocracy? Do I have that right?
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I guess the cross between an autocracy and crony capitalism is Cronocracy? Do I have that right?
The future always looks good in the golden future, because no one remembers the past -Joan Dideon
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The future always looks good in the golden future, because no one remembers the past -Joan Dideon