Jackal In Danger
@jackalindanger.bsky.social
Radical feminist. Gender abolitionist. 💜 Lesbian history/literature. Motorcycle Rider. Really bad photographer. Alpha male influencer. Hail Eris.
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The northern lights being visible in so many places rn is actually just guerilla marketing for those galaxy projector night lights
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The northern lights being visible in so many places rn is actually just guerilla marketing for those galaxy projector night lights
Don't you hate when you're trying to simply just expand the range on your vibrational resonator and it should be cheap & easy, but they don't sell the telescoping amplifier by itself, it only comes in a package with the much more expensive particle revolver apparatus that noone actually needs? Ugh.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Don't you hate when you're trying to simply just expand the range on your vibrational resonator and it should be cheap & easy, but they don't sell the telescoping amplifier by itself, it only comes in a package with the much more expensive particle revolver apparatus that noone actually needs? Ugh.
The most accurate transfem experience is Dark Souls 3. You can't change your sex, but you can put on one of the few slutty men outfits that look feminine and you can change your walk animation to the feminine one (although this will use up one of your item slots, taking away your max efficiency)
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The most accurate transfem experience is Dark Souls 3. You can't change your sex, but you can put on one of the few slutty men outfits that look feminine and you can change your walk animation to the feminine one (although this will use up one of your item slots, taking away your max efficiency)
A nice cute tall lady saw my partner and I looking for hoisin sauce today and stopped to tell us about how great Bachan's Japanese BBQ sauce is so now it has to be my favorite sauce forever.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A nice cute tall lady saw my partner and I looking for hoisin sauce today and stopped to tell us about how great Bachan's Japanese BBQ sauce is so now it has to be my favorite sauce forever.
I think I've realized my preferred pronouns are they/them, followed closely by she/her, unless it's a cis man referring to me, in which case I would prefer he just not do that at all.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think I've realized my preferred pronouns are they/them, followed closely by she/her, unless it's a cis man referring to me, in which case I would prefer he just not do that at all.
I boymode at the CrossFit gym and I listed my sex as male on the waiver so I'm clearly a manly masculine male man, but the guy who runs the class refers to me as she despite never having asked for my pronouns. So idk what that's about. But it freaks me out every time.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I boymode at the CrossFit gym and I listed my sex as male on the waiver so I'm clearly a manly masculine male man, but the guy who runs the class refers to me as she despite never having asked for my pronouns. So idk what that's about. But it freaks me out every time.
Go to tomboy x for underpants. Don't know what their sizes measure. Check the size guide: it's only bra sizes. Read comments, see a complaint that they run "way small." Order the size I normally wear in other brands. They come in, they're too big.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Go to tomboy x for underpants. Don't know what their sizes measure. Check the size guide: it's only bra sizes. Read comments, see a complaint that they run "way small." Order the size I normally wear in other brands. They come in, they're too big.
The secret Santa at my job went kinda garbo last year cause a bunch of my fellow personnel suck. But the person in charge of it is trying to convince me to sign up again this year cause this time they're going to "make it better by using chat gpt to pair up gift givers"
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The secret Santa at my job went kinda garbo last year cause a bunch of my fellow personnel suck. But the person in charge of it is trying to convince me to sign up again this year cause this time they're going to "make it better by using chat gpt to pair up gift givers"
Gif that pops up when I type my name
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gif that pops up when I type my name
Sexy idea: what if you cover your entire body in table salt and then let me lick it off until I stop feeling dizzy and lightheaded
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sexy idea: what if you cover your entire body in table salt and then let me lick it off until I stop feeling dizzy and lightheaded
I must reluctantly admit that doing Olympic lifts and throwing weights around like an idiot has actually made some of my muscles sore that I normally don't feel DOMS in. :/
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I must reluctantly admit that doing Olympic lifts and throwing weights around like an idiot has actually made some of my muscles sore that I normally don't feel DOMS in. :/
don't give me your sympathies
give me a gun
give me a gun
don't give trans people your sympathies
give us material resources and your protection so we can live
we don't need your sympathy. we need to not be sacrificed as scapegoats to your failed society.
give us material resources and your protection so we can live
we don't need your sympathy. we need to not be sacrificed as scapegoats to your failed society.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
don't give me your sympathies
give me a gun
give me a gun
I think it's weird how there's sins like murder and rape, but then there's also the equally evil sin of just being real hungry and eating way too many snacks
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I think it's weird how there's sins like murder and rape, but then there's also the equally evil sin of just being real hungry and eating way too many snacks
I hate men. Our arena we use for skating got double booked between us and a basketball team, and before we could even figure out the details the dudes just all showed up and moved their goals onto the court and started playing. They didn't wait for the owner, just took over and claimed it as their's
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I hate men. Our arena we use for skating got double booked between us and a basketball team, and before we could even figure out the details the dudes just all showed up and moved their goals onto the court and started playing. They didn't wait for the owner, just took over and claimed it as their's
I was born with the heart and mind of an elegant, graceful 6-foot-tall wealthy lesbian widower whose husband died under mysterious circumstances, but the body of an average 5'6" gay bear.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I was born with the heart and mind of an elegant, graceful 6-foot-tall wealthy lesbian widower whose husband died under mysterious circumstances, but the body of an average 5'6" gay bear.
Bro wtf is a clean/press/jerk/snatch? I don't understand any of those movements. Why would I ever need to lift something so fast? How do I pick a weight up while squatting down?
Can't I just pick a weight up off the ground at a reasonable pace like a normal person?
Can't I just pick a weight up off the ground at a reasonable pace like a normal person?
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bro wtf is a clean/press/jerk/snatch? I don't understand any of those movements. Why would I ever need to lift something so fast? How do I pick a weight up while squatting down?
Can't I just pick a weight up off the ground at a reasonable pace like a normal person?
Can't I just pick a weight up off the ground at a reasonable pace like a normal person?
If gender was a real thing I'd like to have one that's like those tiny little tractors. Like the little backhoe they use for digging graves. That's totally me.
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If gender was a real thing I'd like to have one that's like those tiny little tractors. Like the little backhoe they use for digging graves. That's totally me.
Boymoding not out of shame or fear but because God decided it just has to be that way lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Boymoding not out of shame or fear but because God decided it just has to be that way lol
Thank god. I can finally draw my OC staring at the sun.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Thank god. I can finally draw my OC staring at the sun.
Sending a dick pic with a Coke can for scale, but instead of a can it's actually a reusable Sodastream bottle and I try to convince you that a Sodastream is actually a great investment and I don't regret having bought one.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sending a dick pic with a Coke can for scale, but instead of a can it's actually a reusable Sodastream bottle and I try to convince you that a Sodastream is actually a great investment and I don't regret having bought one.
CrossFitters be like: bro I'm still thinking about how good those snatches felt last night. I think I'm gonna go jerk for a little bit.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
CrossFitters be like: bro I'm still thinking about how good those snatches felt last night. I think I'm gonna go jerk for a little bit.
I think someone should tell crossfitters that they make a real workout where you just do 100 reps of the same 3 exercises. It's called German volume training.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think someone should tell crossfitters that they make a real workout where you just do 100 reps of the same 3 exercises. It's called German volume training.
I went to a CrossFit class last night and it just got me so riled up I had to go do an actual workout at the gym afterwards. I can only assume crossfit is like foreplay for lifting.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I went to a CrossFit class last night and it just got me so riled up I had to go do an actual workout at the gym afterwards. I can only assume crossfit is like foreplay for lifting.
I just think it's kind of bold to assume Cthulhu can comprehend me. How do we know we aren't the Eldritch beasts' inconceivable terrors?
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just think it's kind of bold to assume Cthulhu can comprehend me. How do we know we aren't the Eldritch beasts' inconceivable terrors?
Me:omg this really insecure Eldritch beast has driven me mad
Really insecure Eldritch beast: you're mad? ...At me?
Really insecure Eldritch beast: you're mad? ...At me?
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me:omg this really insecure Eldritch beast has driven me mad
Really insecure Eldritch beast: you're mad? ...At me?
Really insecure Eldritch beast: you're mad? ...At me?