Jack Cooper
@jack-eyes.bsky.social
Golden Axe, Bielsa, NOFX, West Coast IPA, Evil Dead, CM 97/98, Withnail.
Sick of seeing Keith Andrews’ pin neck pea head poor man’s Mean Streets De Niro irritant bobbin noggin.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sick of seeing Keith Andrews’ pin neck pea head poor man’s Mean Streets De Niro irritant bobbin noggin.
Always nice to see big Slaven on punditry
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Always nice to see big Slaven on punditry
Gudmundsson, Stach, Tanaka and Bijol were all excellent last night to name a few but Ampadu was the best player on the pitch, a massive captain’s performance.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Gudmundsson, Stach, Tanaka and Bijol were all excellent last night to name a few but Ampadu was the best player on the pitch, a massive captain’s performance.
Feels Like Heaven and a few pre-match pints in the boozer. Fucking come onnnnn.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Feels Like Heaven and a few pre-match pints in the boozer. Fucking come onnnnn.
£75 for Jimmy Eat World in Halifax seems absolutely bonkers.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
£75 for Jimmy Eat World in Halifax seems absolutely bonkers.
Abbey Dash this morning, this old cunt has still got a 42 minute (and 36 second) 10k in him.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Abbey Dash this morning, this old cunt has still got a 42 minute (and 36 second) 10k in him.
Apparently they can add me to the “divorced parent list”, sorry what. Just kindly fucking furnish me with the texts about toy swaps and Christmas jumper day.
I do every single school drop-off and pick-up but I’ve been trying and failing literally for years to get all the email/text comms that Rachael gets.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Apparently they can add me to the “divorced parent list”, sorry what. Just kindly fucking furnish me with the texts about toy swaps and Christmas jumper day.
Me checking my phone at 8.50 at Goals to find out someone’s dropped out.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me checking my phone at 8.50 at Goals to find out someone’s dropped out.
I do every single school drop-off and pick-up but I’ve been trying and failing literally for years to get all the email/text comms that Rachael gets.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I do every single school drop-off and pick-up but I’ve been trying and failing literally for years to get all the email/text comms that Rachael gets.
Staggering that they’re freezing tax thresholds AND massively restricting salary sacrifice pension. If you started working around the 2008 crash you’ve basically been fucked every step of your adult life and it’s highly unlikely to change at any point during your lifetime.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Staggering that they’re freezing tax thresholds AND massively restricting salary sacrifice pension. If you started working around the 2008 crash you’ve basically been fucked every step of your adult life and it’s highly unlikely to change at any point during your lifetime.
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
My biggest concern around the budget is the amount of English people who now say “I make…”
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My biggest concern around the budget is the amount of English people who now say “I make…”
To make yesterday worse, Rafe’s mate and his dad managed to get season tickets for this season and his dad’s a right Villa cunt. My head was on the floor for school drop-off this morning.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
To make yesterday worse, Rafe’s mate and his dad managed to get season tickets for this season and his dad’s a right Villa cunt. My head was on the floor for school drop-off this morning.
A serious Sept 1998 TOTP treat. I love(d) this song so much.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A serious Sept 1998 TOTP treat. I love(d) this song so much.
Me and Rafe did a four mile newsagent tour of Morley. £20 down but a good time had by all.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Me and Rafe did a four mile newsagent tour of Morley. £20 down but a good time had by all.
Big fan of Rafe signing off his school road safety poster with ‘but if you don’t do that and you get run over that’s your loss dude!’
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Big fan of Rafe signing off his school road safety poster with ‘but if you don’t do that and you get run over that’s your loss dude!’
Fucking fresh one at Goals tonight
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fucking fresh one at Goals tonight
I’m a big AI skeptic but on the other hand I’ve got people earning hundreds of thousands of pounds messaging me to ask the most percentage calculations.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I’m a big AI skeptic but on the other hand I’ve got people earning hundreds of thousands of pounds messaging me to ask the most percentage calculations.
Just me, a 41 year old man, getting my album personally signed
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just me, a 41 year old man, getting my album personally signed
I see 5-a-side team names are still as high calibre as ever
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I see 5-a-side team names are still as high calibre as ever
Bloke walked into the cafe, loudly asked if they did spam (they didn’t) and walked straight out without saying anything. Exemplary dedication to spam.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bloke walked into the cafe, loudly asked if they did spam (they didn’t) and walked straight out without saying anything. Exemplary dedication to spam.
My sister dropped off a package from my brother. This is what was in the package
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My sister dropped off a package from my brother. This is what was in the package
August 1998 TOTP giving me a serious Friday night treat with Placebo and Babybird.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
August 1998 TOTP giving me a serious Friday night treat with Placebo and Babybird.
Happy birthday Wilko 🫡
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Happy birthday Wilko 🫡