gen alpha will save us lmaooo

It’s so wild and it’ll never get updated lmao. they just copy it over from license to license. i could be committing so many crimes and they’d say “an ambiguously blonde woman did this” and i would say “ah but as you can see from my license, i’m a brunette”

hahahahaha 😂😂

they were like “well….it’s not RED red…and it’s not BLONDE….brown it is” which is wild to me because to me brown hair is like…deep dark brown? who knows lol

my hair was def orange red as a toddler but mellowed out to this in my childhood! my mom & little bro have the same hair and my mom barely has any noticeable grey in her early 60’s.

It’s a blow to me because my Dad’s mom & sister had snow white hair at 40 and I always wanted that 😂

on my drivers license? brown.

looks the same as mine, when you feel nice about it “strawberry blonde” when you hate it “dirty blonde” lolll

I also have a deep aversion to a sweet/savoury combo in almost all things. Honey mustard is sickly sweet to me!

Dan I was just trying to eat something before my flight and I was CONFRONTED with criminal honey mustard

I’m in utter shock about this. the devils mustard??? he’s going to be unbearable once he sees this, but currently he’s going off on his “a third slice of bread in the middle is erroneous and unbalances the structural integrity of the sandwich” monologue

the sandwich place I grabbed food at before my flight put honey mustard on a chicken club sandwich?? and last week it took an hour and a half to get my bag because “it rained a little and they got behind on unloading” (it was a light mist)

I had a $40 steak that was much smaller than expected and tough as hell. I am in a hell province

If he has breakfast nachos without me I’m asking for a divorce when I get home

I would suggest looking to make sure the games you want to play the most are steamdeck compatible - honestly most are but it depends on the genres you like. You can connect a bluetooth mouse and keeb to it also

HOWEVER - I use it all the time and really like it. I have a gamer pillow set up from Mechanism so I can chill on the couch with it on my lap and I play using an xbox controller lol. It’s great. I don’t have a laptop so it’s honestly my main way to play steam games

I’ll echo Lyndsay in that using it with a TV is slightly annoying because you need to find a third party dock. I’ve had a first gen and now have one of the newer OLED ones and it is lighter than first gen but not by much

*through gritted teeth* I’m so glad my husband has good friends who won’t lead him astray into making bad decisions while I’m on the other side of the country