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PC1: "Decisions decisions....fuck."
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December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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"Now this may surprise you, but I'm going to rage. I'm...Going to violently hip thrust at the enemy"
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December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
Me, as my character is being strangled by a tree monster: "If this thing catches fire while it's holding me--"
PC2: >Interrupts, "It'll be very funny.
Me: "NO IT WOULDN'T!!"

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September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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DM: "What's your armor class"
Me: "16."
DM: "You are currently being strangled."
PC1: "[My character] are you okay??"

>both DM and Me: "AAERHJKFGHDJKGFHKSDLGHKLSD"

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September 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
Player 1: "We're all failures"
Me: "In or out of game?"
Player 2: "Yes."

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September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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PC: >Sees some fancy carriages. "Is the circus in town?"
NPC: "Worse, royal guards."
PC2: "The WORST kind of clowns."
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September 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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PC: "I wouldn't say he's got a good boy kink, he just appreciates being appreciated."
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August 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"I would like to use cunning aim, and aim for the manticore's ballsack."
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August 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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PC1: "I will rifle the corpse"
DM: "With your gun?"
PC1: "No the other kind of rifle."

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June 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
jacepierce.bsky.social
June 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Words of wisdom
theanacat.bsky.social Ana Cat || That Dang Cat @theanacat.bsky.social · Jun 22
PC: "Branches in a beard are worth two in a bush"
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June 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
jacepierce.bsky.social
I was ahead of the times.
theanacat.bsky.social Ana Cat || That Dang Cat @theanacat.bsky.social · Jun 22
PC1: "Frosted tips were the mullet of the early two thousands."
PC2: "I also had a mullet!!"
June 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
jacepierce.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
PC: "My barbarian eyes tell me these are the bracers of 'fuckin'."

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May 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
DM: "You arrive about 10am."
PC: "Excuse me sir I know exactly what time we arrive."
DM: "Well your character knows, I don't"

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April 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
Me: "Well I have a zero modifier in either way, so I'm just gonna roll."
PC: "I believe in you
Me: >Rolls a 10
PC: "I was a fool to believe you."

#dnd5e
April 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
jacepierce.bsky.social
Alright y'all I need brains with hopefully better memories than mine. Does anyone remember an archive of horror stories all themed around instructions about retrieving items that could either help you, or end the world? Depending on what you were going after? Any insight is helpful.
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
[Due to getting legs blown off Cotton Hill style:

Me: "I'm 3/4ths Dragonborn"
PC: "And one quarter nuisance."

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March 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
jacepierce.bsky.social
Correct. Stand on that 100 percent .
theanacat.bsky.social Ana Cat || That Dang Cat @theanacat.bsky.social · Mar 16
[Due to getting legs blown off Cotton Hill style:

Me: "I'm 3/4ths Dragonborn"
PC: "And one quarter nuisance."

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March 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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DM: "No, you need the blood of a serial killer, not a murder hobo."
PC: "So what you're saying is, we need to go buy property."
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March 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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theanacat.bsky.social
GM: "Alright, we're renaming the campaign to 'It's always sunny in Scumbag World'."
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March 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
jacepierce.bsky.social
Alright, avowed is sick as fuck.
March 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM