Jack Venegas
@jaccident.bsky.social
Drapesmaster for Film & TV. He/Him. Queer. FoD.
Okay, but then whose junk have they been sending me?
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Okay, but then whose junk have they been sending me?
That’s why bingo callers famously say
“All the eights! Twelve!”
“All the eights! Twelve!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That’s why bingo callers famously say
“All the eights! Twelve!”
“All the eights! Twelve!”
Sir, sir, I see a problem on the blackboard.
2d + 2s = 12h
3s = 6h
s = 2h
2d = 8h
d = 4h
(Also, iOS trying to solve all that made typing that out horrendous. It’s not real maths Tim Cook, let me be silly in peace!)
2d + 2s = 12h
3s = 6h
s = 2h
2d = 8h
d = 4h
(Also, iOS trying to solve all that made typing that out horrendous. It’s not real maths Tim Cook, let me be silly in peace!)
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sir, sir, I see a problem on the blackboard.
2d + 2s = 12h
3s = 6h
s = 2h
2d = 8h
d = 4h
(Also, iOS trying to solve all that made typing that out horrendous. It’s not real maths Tim Cook, let me be silly in peace!)
2d + 2s = 12h
3s = 6h
s = 2h
2d = 8h
d = 4h
(Also, iOS trying to solve all that made typing that out horrendous. It’s not real maths Tim Cook, let me be silly in peace!)
The trading hours imply the existence of a Maddness to Masness exchange ratio.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The trading hours imply the existence of a Maddness to Masness exchange ratio.
All this to say, Happy Thanksgiving everyone, from me, and Skowhegan Savings President Dan Tilton.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
All this to say, Happy Thanksgiving everyone, from me, and Skowhegan Savings President Dan Tilton.
My personal favourite is the bank, who when asked to reach out to Eric for the purpose of correcting his email. They did so, via email, to me.
For nearly two decades I have received his banking mail unable to convince the bank to stop sending it.
For nearly two decades I have received his banking mail unable to convince the bank to stop sending it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My personal favourite is the bank, who when asked to reach out to Eric for the purpose of correcting his email. They did so, via email, to me.
For nearly two decades I have received his banking mail unable to convince the bank to stop sending it.
For nearly two decades I have received his banking mail unable to convince the bank to stop sending it.
I don’t know Eric, but I know these few things about him. Primarily because he keeps mistyping his email address into online forms, inputting mine instead. Over the 17 years since this began I’ve tried at times to stymie these vignettes into his life, but to no avail.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don’t know Eric, but I know these few things about him. Primarily because he keeps mistyping his email address into online forms, inputting mine instead. Over the 17 years since this began I’ve tried at times to stymie these vignettes into his life, but to no avail.
If it was a mammal wallowing in its placenta, you’d be horrified. What hypocrisy!
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If it was a mammal wallowing in its placenta, you’d be horrified. What hypocrisy!
When little, I wanted the watermelon one so much. I had that egg bound idiot. The scuba dork. The one paddling with a palm frond. What’s his deal? Did someone ask him to leave the dock, and he totally misunderstood. I craved that big smile, the watermelon, and…oh shit, it’s racist, isn’t it?
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When little, I wanted the watermelon one so much. I had that egg bound idiot. The scuba dork. The one paddling with a palm frond. What’s his deal? Did someone ask him to leave the dock, and he totally misunderstood. I craved that big smile, the watermelon, and…oh shit, it’s racist, isn’t it?
But, would you write one? Because I don’t have the time but I do have the shelf space.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
But, would you write one? Because I don’t have the time but I do have the shelf space.
The Nebula as Q is great. Really reminiscent of the incredible Olly Moss Star Wars posters.
September 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Nebula as Q is great. Really reminiscent of the incredible Olly Moss Star Wars posters.
Spokes got me the MR Plushy last year. The one and only plushy I will allow in my presence.
September 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Spokes got me the MR Plushy last year. The one and only plushy I will allow in my presence.
Give me deeplinks to Dookuwiki.
August 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Give me deeplinks to Dookuwiki.
Aw man, I’d love to be scammed by this, but I just sent all my money to this Nigerian Prince.
July 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Aw man, I’d love to be scammed by this, but I just sent all my money to this Nigerian Prince.
A third, taking pride of place in a Niçoise.
A three bream salad.
A three bream salad.
July 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A third, taking pride of place in a Niçoise.
A three bream salad.
A three bream salad.
Gotta mention that in the review. Such a degraded silvering would be sure to trigger trypophobia is someone.
June 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Gotta mention that in the review. Such a degraded silvering would be sure to trigger trypophobia is someone.
The locals, desperate to feel in on the strange events, rename the city NotTERNham. It doesn’t work though, afterall it’s rather hard to forget the arbitrary role fate plays in one’s life, when 75,000 seagull lookalikes are roosting on your roof and screaming down your chimney in impotent confusion.
June 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The locals, desperate to feel in on the strange events, rename the city NotTERNham. It doesn’t work though, afterall it’s rather hard to forget the arbitrary role fate plays in one’s life, when 75,000 seagull lookalikes are roosting on your roof and screaming down your chimney in impotent confusion.
Air escapes at such velocity, and in such volume, that the tone produced moves up through the octaves until reaching a pitch known only to sheepdogs & migratory birds. This lasts so long that every Arctic Tern forgets to complete its 15,000km trip and instead takes up residence in Nottingham.
June 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Air escapes at such velocity, and in such volume, that the tone produced moves up through the octaves until reaching a pitch known only to sheepdogs & migratory birds. This lasts so long that every Arctic Tern forgets to complete its 15,000km trip and instead takes up residence in Nottingham.
We get a triptych of stories showing the formation of StarFleet and the Federation, each from the view of a different person called Len. They aren’t related, but they are all played by Jeffrey Combs.
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We get a triptych of stories showing the formation of StarFleet and the Federation, each from the view of a different person called Len. They aren’t related, but they are all played by Jeffrey Combs.
This is the Five Foot Zone, where flowers will blossom freely. Unfortunately union rules make sprouting outside the FFV wildly expensive. You will have one Desert Rose in the corner to represent the Vasquez Rocks.
June 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is the Five Foot Zone, where flowers will blossom freely. Unfortunately union rules make sprouting outside the FFV wildly expensive. You will have one Desert Rose in the corner to represent the Vasquez Rocks.
New plan. Invite all of them on.
June 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New plan. Invite all of them on.
“Well okay, but the profits still have to come from somewhere…”
*looks over at the staff wage bill*
*looks over at the staff wage bill*
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
“Well okay, but the profits still have to come from somewhere…”
*looks over at the staff wage bill*
*looks over at the staff wage bill*