Careful, or someone will invite you onto a podcast to discuss this

My work ran a voluntary exit scheme to reduce headcount without redundancies. Terms were really good & I worked out I'd get nearly 2 year's take home pay (mostly tax free). More than enough to take an extended break to work on writing projects. Then they rejected me for being too valuable, go figure

Its so insidious, because I know they aren't going to have been the two words the clickbait is implying, but I now feel a pull to find out what the two words actually were

I'm morbidly curious to know what his sister's view is

The hungriest ape? Chompanzee

The most musically gifted ape? Chopinzee

In the UK one of our politicians allegedly fucked the severed head of pig while at University. He then became Prime Minister.

This is Little Rascals level of hijinks in comparison to that imo

Y'know, except a German fella called Karl in the 1800s who 'predicted' it as a fundamental part of western capitalism

If I was still being paid a lot of money to do something I loved doing, I probably wouldn't stop either

Given Campbell's attitude on the Last Leg on friday, I am not at all surprised tbh.

The Maid of Ale is a good name for a pub though

When they killed Harambe. I thought that was an established fact

The Edge Chronicles were what I turned to in between the HP books coming out, and I've always been bemused how they don't come up more in these sorts of conversations

Always resent being made to go south of the river. Such an unsavoury place

It also just seems so unimaginative to be trying to 'bring back' anything at all. Why can they not be thinking about much more interesting things like horse sized mice? Or mice sized horses?

Convince a gecko it should have wings like a bat, and be the size of a blue whale please.

sadly as a Brit our tax systems are still very much functional. If when its written and published trad/or self, I will definitely be looking into writing off 'research' trips to several breweries.