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jabronisean.bsky.social
Sean Rose the World’s Strongest
@jabronisean.bsky.social
1.5K followers 300 following 5.6K posts
Cartoonist, podcaster, certified anime & horror freak (he/him)

Read my comic Red Ring of Death here: https://www.redring-nation.com/

Also on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/RRoD_Comic
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jabronisean.bsky.social
every time i see shit like this i think of this @katebeaton.bsky.social panel
text at the top of the panel says "BUT THE MONARCHY HAS MISUNDERSTOOD THE PUBLIC YET AGAIN" a sign says "Flexing is outlawed." Two impoverished people looking at the sign saying "What are they talking about" and "I'm so fucking hungry"
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
Crude drawing of FaZe Rug from the commercial, tears in his eyes, while Alexa says “you are goated with the sauce, FaZe Rug.” He responds with “yes.. yes I am..”
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
You are goated with the sauce, FaZe Rug.
Some annoying gamer sitting on a couch with a dumbass face and the caption says “You are goated with the sauce, FaZe Rug.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
who gives a shit about Samus. THIS is the character I've wanted from Metroid for years- a loser like me!
a bespectacled nerd in a space suit saying "But, you're also not sitting next to Phil anymore in that cubicle."
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
list of things i would like to happen to this freak
redacted text
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
i think i had something with the Kucinich/Krillin comparison
#3 DENNIS KUCINICH! Toriyama's note: "A scrapper" Power level: 3,000,000 Pictures show Dennis Kucinich with his much taller wife, next to a pic of Krillin who also has a much taller wife (Android 18).
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
did yet another presentation for my friend @zackmast.bsky.social's birthday party.. once again I believe I explored an interesting topic
text: "The 2004 Democratic Primary Candidates Ranked by Their OFFICIAL Power Levels," with a bunch of pictures of said candidates (including a large picture of John Kerry) above a picture of the Tenkaichi Budokai arena
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
happy Halloween…. Asshole!!!
Pic of me dressed as Chucky flipping the bird
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
jabronisean.bsky.social
heres a list of things i would like to happen to this craven fucking freak
a list of redacted text
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
A comic featuring Dr. Hornet and his best friend Dumblebee discussing the death of Ace Frehley.
“Dr. Hornet and his Sidekick/Producer/Call Screener/Wizard/Best Friend Dumblebee Share a Drink Together and Discuss the Death of Ace Frehley” Panel 1: Dr. Hornet pouring Diet Dr. Pepper into a mug that says “The DOCTOR of ROCK is IN!” Dr. Hornet: Dumblebee.. I hate to tell ya that we lost the “Space Ace” Ace Frehley last night. Panel 2: Doc: It’s a somber day, ol’ pal. We’ve gotta send the Spaceman off in style. Panel 3: The next seven panels show Dumblebee meticulously making some kind of magic tea for himself. Doc: Tell me how this sounds to ya: “On October 16th, the ‘Spaceman’ of KISS, Ace Frehley, was called back to his home planet. Hope he’s playin ‘Cold Gin’ up there with all the greats.” Panel 4: Doc: It’s a sad day, Hornet Nation. This man was the true rock ‘n roll spirit of that band. And nobody understood this better than the bitter, jealous tyrants known as Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.” Panel 5: Doc: “The moment Ace’s beloved 1978 solo LP outsold theirs - ‘cause let’s be real, it was the best one - those envious snakes Gene & Paul hatched a plot to boot him from the band and tarnish his legacy.” Panel 6: Doc: “Among his many indignities, allowing that low-rent HACK Tommy Thayer to don HIS Spaceman makeup was the grossest insult. That creep wadn’t fit to lick Ace’s knee-high moon boots, let alone wear ‘em.” Page 2 Panel 1: Dumblebee spends the next three panels pouring his tea and taking a sip. Doc: “And let’s not forget it was Gene & Paul’s fault that we didn’t get a live performance from the original lineup at their Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame induction. Ace would have smoked those losers off the stage. And they KNEW it.” Panel 2: Doc: “You wanna good laugh? Read Paul’s autobiography and get a load of this cretin talkin’ trash about Ace every chance he got. Better yet, listen to the audiobook and you can hear the impotent rage in his voice. Pathetic.” Panel 3: “Anyway, you just KNOW those craven freaks are gonna farm for sympathy by posting their hollow Ace ‘Tributes.’ ‘He was like a brother to us’ or whatever. You shoulda said that while he was ALIVE! Bums.” Panel 4: Dr. Hornet holding his mug. Doc: Then I’ll play some Frehley’s Comet. Panel 5: Dr. Hornet silently contemplates for a moment. Panel 6: Nah, you’re right.. I’m bein WAY too easy on Gene & Paul. Dumblebee and Dr. Hornet are sitting together, with Doc taking a sip from his mug while saying: “I’ll rewrite it in the car.. I work best under pressure..”
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Tony Soprano saying "you know what? this is too fucked up for me to even think about"
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
my poor guy Little Pete is havin some butt issues again. He’s zooted on gabaplentin and I’ve gotta apply ointment to his bum. It’s been a rough week for him!! Please send him your best wishes
Pic of my cat Little Pete with a flower cone around his neck sleeping on the couch
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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First run in below 50 degree weather in a while. Hope you’re doin well.
Pic of me smiling after a run
October 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
case in point
Cover of Kylie Minogue’s “Disco” LP
October 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
I throw in snippets of old Toonami broadcasts during my Monday Night Anime lineup and I have to ask any Gundam Wing watchers: what the fuck was going to on with this guy’s dub voice
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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i appreciated that the anime let him shine a little in the baseball episode, ending with one of the best visual gags they ever did
yamcha on home plate in the "yamcha death pose"
October 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
this is how you know Qobuz is for the real freaks
Qobuz playlist of Steven Wilson remixes
October 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
hes real
frog from chrono trigger
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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“All right know” - Free

@musicboxtheatre.bsky.social
Music box theatre banner for “One Battle After Another”
October 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
jabronisean.bsky.social
yeah.
Poptimism failed, not because of its commitment to social justice – which was a good thing – but because it had no material analysis. It cast pop stars as underdogs, outsiders, underestimated and dismissed by the Rockist Establishment, without pausing to recognize that they were vastly more powerful than any critic ever would be. Freelancers making $150 per review were going to the mat to defend millionaires who did not care about them, and who in fact viewed those freelancers as an obstacle to their own complete narrative control. If they could have eliminated every single one of our jobs and replaced us with a machine that printed press releases, they would have, and I actually had a gig writing press releases for record labels, at one point, so I know this to be true.
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
yep
But I also don’t think Pitchfork should cover Taylor Swift. I think the whole purpose of a publication like Pitchfork is to highlight not-Taylor-Swift artists. I admit: Part of this is that I just don’t like her music, which is a point I hope not to belabor. I agree with Schreiber that it is “bland and uninteresting,” an opinion that would be easy to write off as phallocentric rockist arrogance were it not for the fact that it is shared by Courtney Love. I agree with Sanneh (I suspect) that she is an example of the mediocrity that gets elevated when “likability” or mass appeal becomes the criteria for good art. But the other part of my objection, and the more important part, is the fact that Taylor Swift already benefits from a massive apparatus designed to make her music literally inescapable. The whole point of a Taylor Swift album is that, no matter who you are, you will hear at least half of it — before NFL commercial breaks, in the commercials being cut to, in the bodega, at the mall, hummed by your coworkers, coming out of the windows of passing cars — within the first six months of its release. You do not need a critic to help you decide whether to listen to the new Taylor Swift album: You’ve already heard it. You can’t not hear it. To make the kind of music no-one can not hear — that’s what pop stardom is.
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
jabronisean.bsky.social
listen, with all due respect, I think it’s poor etiquette for an account with 20 times my follower count (that also doesn’t follow me) to quote a jokey post I made two and a half years ago with a dogshit take like this
Original post by me from 6/3/2023: “looking to start a fight on Bluesky” Repost text: “Warren would have been a better president than Bernie”
September 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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created a meme to celebrate some monumental music streaming service news on my end
“Friendship ended with Spotify: now Qobuz is my best friend”
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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boys night ;)
screenshot from the "Do You Believe in Love" music video, featuring Huey Lewis and every member of the News in bed together with a sleeping woman
September 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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this is the fun zone
billboard albums #98: Pitbull Greatest Hits, #99: Tom Petty Greatest Hits
September 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM