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Jabbabird
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I care about all people. Dogs are better than humans. And 💙💙💙
March 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You had one job. 😂 a third grader could’ve done a better Photoshop job.
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is posted on the actual White House X profile. Other social media outlets from the White House are also using this picture and calling him The king.
February 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We’re getting close to the end of day 27. How’s everybody doing?
a woman with red hair says " not good " in a netflix ad
ALT: a woman with red hair says " not good " in a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I bought my daughter a Cryptex for Christmas. I set the password specific to her and she’s been working on it ever since. She finally got it open today.
February 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For 17 years, my name has been a slur for someone who is racist, sexist, ageist, classist and entitled.
My parents chose this name before I was even born.
Do you think 17 years is enough for you to please let this go? How many real people do you know named Karen? Does this slur apply to them?
February 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He honestly has no idea 😂😂😂

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ArHcPp/
#workfromhome #orange #cheeto #umpalumpa
TikTok video by Jabbabird🐧
www.tiktok.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Everyone needs to cool it on the rhetoric, the Pennsylvania senator said Wednesday.
🤬🤬🤬
Traitor ! He’s been siding with the Republicans for the past three weeks. I thought he was a man of integrity.
February 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I blame this whole thing on Oprah. In 1988 she had orange T on her show and she asked him if he would ever run for president. He said he didn’t think he would ever run, but if he did, he’d definitely win and he would fix everything. He also said he would run as a Democrat. 🫣😳
I blame Oprah !
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Even a year ago, you couldn’t convince me that we’d be this close to war with the home of some of my best friends.
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The media keeps telling us to stay focused. This is just shock and awe. I get that but here’s a question….. stay focused on what? Every hour feels like a historical event. I stayed up really late last night because I didn’t want to go to sleep, I didn’t want the next day to get here too soon.
February 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My new mantra
January 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The language barrier on RedNote can be funny. 😄
I know this gentleman was trying to give me a compliment, but he told me that I was very pretty and I was probably even more beautiful when I was young 😂😂 that’s the best worst compliment I’ve ever gotten
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
So the CEO of Tiktok used to intern for Zuckerberg. Is he going home to papa? Is this blackout just some big update?
January 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Yawn… Time for bed. Wake me up in 2029.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My blue sky feed is awesome because the very first day I logged in I learned how to block the entire mega community. I don’t remember how I did that, but it was the best thing I ever did. You should Google it
January 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just minutes before TikTok shut down, Facebook open the TikTok account. That’s suspicious.
January 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
How do I get off the spinning rock? How big of a flag do I need to make in order to flag down the aliens? I need a ride out of here.
January 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s done, it’s down. And just minutes after Facebook made their own TikTok account account. It smells like a flaming bag of dog poo.
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by Jabbabird
January 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m still at work in progress
January 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My feed is completely filled with cats. Not sure why. I don’t have a cat of my own, but I did want to participate.
January 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Time Magazine 😡
ARE YOU KIDDING?!
Why not just choose Putin? He has a busy year 😡😡
This is disgusting.
December 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My life insurance policy has just about enough for my funeral. How much do you think Brian Thompson had in his life insurance policy? Even in death, the rich get richer.
December 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM