Jabari McDonald
@jabariii.bsky.social
if you’re reading this you know exactly what you did. how dare you // tv writer - EMPEROR OF OCEAN PARK , UNACCUSTOMED EARTH // he/him // Reps: 3 Arts
Just said Gracie Abrams when I meant Stacey Abrams.
August 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just said Gracie Abrams when I meant Stacey Abrams.
Catholics and Protestants in the 16th century:
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Catholics and Protestants in the 16th century:
A lot of things are bad right now but I got staffed at the top of the year so I hope that’s a sign the town is starting to turn around a bit
January 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
A lot of things are bad right now but I got staffed at the top of the year so I hope that’s a sign the town is starting to turn around a bit
the little piece of food in my teeth waiting for me to notice it after I eat #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the little piece of food in my teeth waiting for me to notice it after I eat #GoldenGlobes
just found out my barber is moving 5 hours away
December 31, 2024 at 5:30 PM
just found out my barber is moving 5 hours away
I was unfamiliar with Marianne Jean-Baptiste before Hard Truths but when I say I will be thinking about her and the film for a long time. One of the top (if not thee top) performances of the year for me.
December 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I was unfamiliar with Marianne Jean-Baptiste before Hard Truths but when I say I will be thinking about her and the film for a long time. One of the top (if not thee top) performances of the year for me.
When I say we live in a surveillance state I am specifically talking about Duo the Owl.
December 4, 2024 at 6:45 PM
When I say we live in a surveillance state I am specifically talking about Duo the Owl.
someone close to Shameik Moore show this to him please he’s in danger!
December 1, 2024 at 8:23 AM
someone close to Shameik Moore show this to him please he’s in danger!
Jabori - me but everyone is always mad at me. Shaking with rage when they say my name. Because I’m a little scoundrel. Always up to something.
November 29, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Jabori - me but everyone is always mad at me. Shaking with rage when they say my name. Because I’m a little scoundrel. Always up to something.
JABAIRY - me but a cow. I live in fear of being sucked up by a tornado.
November 28, 2024 at 8:10 AM
JABAIRY - me but a cow. I live in fear of being sucked up by a tornado.
Joebari - Me but POTUS. I’d cancel student debt. I’d nationalize Ticketmaster. I’d forget which letter is capitalized in the nuclear codes and get locked out after three tries.
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Joebari - Me but POTUS. I’d cancel student debt. I’d nationalize Ticketmaster. I’d forget which letter is capitalized in the nuclear codes and get locked out after three tries.
JABARA - me but the largest living rodent to exist. Argentinian. Thique. Glenn Powell is obsessed with me.
November 28, 2024 at 8:08 AM
JABARA - me but the largest living rodent to exist. Argentinian. Thique. Glenn Powell is obsessed with me.
JEPAIRE - me but a pair of jeans (made in France).
November 28, 2024 at 8:07 AM
JEPAIRE - me but a pair of jeans (made in France).
Jabarrie - Me but telekinetic, and covered in pigs blood. About to act up.
November 28, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Jabarrie - Me but telekinetic, and covered in pigs blood. About to act up.
JAVARI 29 - Me but a star cluster. Vast, unknowable, ethereal. Not viewable by the naked eye, and I like it that way because I’m shy.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 AM
JAVARI 29 - Me but a star cluster. Vast, unknowable, ethereal. Not viewable by the naked eye, and I like it that way because I’m shy.
Jabaury - Me but British. My favourite colour is tweed. I wear a newsy cap my papa gave me before he disappeared at sea. Malnourished, but spunky. I pass out the local gossip rag to the elites of town for two quid a month. I say “innit” a lot.
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Jabaury - Me but British. My favourite colour is tweed. I wear a newsy cap my papa gave me before he disappeared at sea. Malnourished, but spunky. I pass out the local gossip rag to the elites of town for two quid a month. I say “innit” a lot.
Jabri - me but not lactose intolerant. Too powerful.
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Jabri - me but not lactose intolerant. Too powerful.
Jaeri - me but as a mouse who plays tricks on my frenemy Tom
November 28, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Jaeri - me but as a mouse who plays tricks on my frenemy Tom
you’re telling me Gladiator II is about a man named LUCIUS during the roman EMPIRE?
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 AM
you’re telling me Gladiator II is about a man named LUCIUS during the roman EMPIRE?
If you think about it this is Gladiiator in a way
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
If you think about it this is Gladiiator in a way
a second “circle back in the new year” has hit the inbox
November 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
a second “circle back in the new year” has hit the inbox
Maybe we can fix the exec traffic jam if we got rid of execs like this idk
November 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Maybe we can fix the exec traffic jam if we got rid of execs like this idk
Yovari: Me but an Eastern European goat herder.
Jbari: Me but living in a dystopian future where it’s always gritty and lit by neon lights and I have a bionic arm and sell illegal exotic animals.
JaMarie: Me but French royalty.
Jobari: Me but with anger issues.
Jbari: Me but living in a dystopian future where it’s always gritty and lit by neon lights and I have a bionic arm and sell illegal exotic animals.
JaMarie: Me but French royalty.
Jobari: Me but with anger issues.
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Yovari: Me but an Eastern European goat herder.
Jbari: Me but living in a dystopian future where it’s always gritty and lit by neon lights and I have a bionic arm and sell illegal exotic animals.
JaMarie: Me but French royalty.
Jobari: Me but with anger issues.
Jbari: Me but living in a dystopian future where it’s always gritty and lit by neon lights and I have a bionic arm and sell illegal exotic animals.
JaMarie: Me but French royalty.
Jobari: Me but with anger issues.
Jarbary - Me but as Star Wars pilot. Fun but dies early.
Jabary - Me but as a pirate. Def has scurvy.
JBari - Me but a neurotic fashion designer. Angular haircut.
Jaebari - Me but a K Pop star. 3rd most popular in group.
Jabary - Me but as a pirate. Def has scurvy.
JBari - Me but a neurotic fashion designer. Angular haircut.
Jaebari - Me but a K Pop star. 3rd most popular in group.
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Jarbary - Me but as Star Wars pilot. Fun but dies early.
Jabary - Me but as a pirate. Def has scurvy.
JBari - Me but a neurotic fashion designer. Angular haircut.
Jaebari - Me but a K Pop star. 3rd most popular in group.
Jabary - Me but as a pirate. Def has scurvy.
JBari - Me but a neurotic fashion designer. Angular haircut.
Jaebari - Me but a K Pop star. 3rd most popular in group.