@jaaxter.bsky.social
Tennessee coffee farms not working out, huh?
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tennessee coffee farms not working out, huh?
Oh no no no no, I'm not falling for googling THAT image again!
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Oh no no no no, I'm not falling for googling THAT image again!
Clearly trying capture the large target market of DINKs who both WFH and never have guests over.
October 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Clearly trying capture the large target market of DINKs who both WFH and never have guests over.
And let me tell ya, they are NOT doing a great job.
August 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And let me tell ya, they are NOT doing a great job.
That ink work is gorgeous, and that phrase... in that font... justice for my girl Faith!
August 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That ink work is gorgeous, and that phrase... in that font... justice for my girl Faith!
Real big "I make rockets go up, not where they come down. That's not my department." Werner Von Braun energy.
August 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Real big "I make rockets go up, not where they come down. That's not my department." Werner Von Braun energy.
Well, that's disappointing. We got Milkshake Duck'd by LinkedIn Guy ten minutes after hearing about him.
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Well, that's disappointing. We got Milkshake Duck'd by LinkedIn Guy ten minutes after hearing about him.
Damn, I immediately heard this sound effect on my head. Dorlimg Kindersly used it in their point-and-click / FMV Castle exploration game, too, where it lodged in my brain forever.
August 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Damn, I immediately heard this sound effect on my head. Dorlimg Kindersly used it in their point-and-click / FMV Castle exploration game, too, where it lodged in my brain forever.
Incredible to see Otto von Bismark's quip ring true on the other side of the world, where an empire could simply have the invading force arrested.
August 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Incredible to see Otto von Bismark's quip ring true on the other side of the world, where an empire could simply have the invading force arrested.
Even JRR himself, famous for overtelling EVERY possible story, glossed over that part of the narrative pretty hard.
August 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Even JRR himself, famous for overtelling EVERY possible story, glossed over that part of the narrative pretty hard.
Leading CA straight to hell, it would seem.
August 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Leading CA straight to hell, it would seem.
Oh fuck yeah, the spires of Luthadel!
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh fuck yeah, the spires of Luthadel!
*machine gun bullets kicking up dirt around me* Ope! Didn't see you there, bud! Can I squeeze on past you?
July 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*machine gun bullets kicking up dirt around me* Ope! Didn't see you there, bud! Can I squeeze on past you?
Oh man, I appreciate an art museum while sober, but I LOVE an art museum while high.
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh man, I appreciate an art museum while sober, but I LOVE an art museum while high.
Truly a great time in history for people who like to eat *checks notes* over-boiled soup? Is that maybe still a safe way to cook in this godsforsaken country?
June 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Truly a great time in history for people who like to eat *checks notes* over-boiled soup? Is that maybe still a safe way to cook in this godsforsaken country?
Theophania Borgle
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Theophania Borgle
Goddammit! This guy is fucking hilarious; why does he also have to be evil?! There's no justice in this universe.
June 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Goddammit! This guy is fucking hilarious; why does he also have to be evil?! There's no justice in this universe.
The guy from the murder capital of the state feels unsafe on the CTA? Okay, bro.
June 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The guy from the murder capital of the state feels unsafe on the CTA? Okay, bro.
Ah yes, the five ethnicities: Caucasian, Asian, Latino, Ebony, and Saliva.
May 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ah yes, the five ethnicities: Caucasian, Asian, Latino, Ebony, and Saliva.
My "Not involved in the hunger games for immigrants" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt.
May 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My "Not involved in the hunger games for immigrants" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt.
I, for one, welcome my new Canadian overlords. (and actually, I think JB Pritzger would welcome the chance to work under Carney)
May 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I, for one, welcome my new Canadian overlords. (and actually, I think JB Pritzger would welcome the chance to work under Carney)
It was actually German tank doctrine that was superior, right? The armored fist proved far superior to the picket line even though the individual tanks were weaker.
April 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It was actually German tank doctrine that was superior, right? The armored fist proved far superior to the picket line even though the individual tanks were weaker.
"... As the fifth royal navy ship to bear that name." 👀
April 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"... As the fifth royal navy ship to bear that name." 👀