Jakey
@jaaaakey.bsky.social
31, grumpy, happily taken, ADHD is my management team RI.📍dms open but don’t be weird, probably listening to “& Juliet” 🍃
Mid morning check in, how are we all? :)
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mid morning check in, how are we all? :)
And the dressing looks like c*m????
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And the dressing looks like c*m????
If yall catch me on the news later it’s because I’m in PRISON for throwing hands at trader and then Joe because what the fuck is this turkey ratio??? And in front of my salad? Count your DAAAAYS
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If yall catch me on the news later it’s because I’m in PRISON for throwing hands at trader and then Joe because what the fuck is this turkey ratio??? And in front of my salad? Count your DAAAAYS
The face of someone whose body has literally given up 🤢
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The face of someone whose body has literally given up 🤢
It’s the way I haven’t sent ONE email today
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s the way I haven’t sent ONE email today
Me? 3 pounds away from being down 10 pounds? Yuh
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me? 3 pounds away from being down 10 pounds? Yuh
Finally Friday omg and I had to drag out the paka ❄️
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Finally Friday omg and I had to drag out the paka ❄️
Not bad for a girl with no talents 👻
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Not bad for a girl with no talents 👻
Back on X, lol follow me if your there too!
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Back on X, lol follow me if your there too!
I feel like I’ve been tooooo productive today
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I feel like I’ve been tooooo productive today
Today at my grown age of 3* I finally called my health insurance all by myself. I deserve a sweet treat I think???
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Today at my grown age of 3* I finally called my health insurance all by myself. I deserve a sweet treat I think???
Let the Monday evening rot commence
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Let the Monday evening rot commence
This film was a 10/10 no notes
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This film was a 10/10 no notes
I fear I have been toooooo productive today
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I fear I have been toooooo productive today
Oh hey, coming at you live from my desk 🌞
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh hey, coming at you live from my desk 🌞
530am sunrises really just hit differently when your on the cape 🐠🐟🐠
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
530am sunrises really just hit differently when your on the cape 🐠🐟🐠
I love it and I know that’s problematic
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love it and I know that’s problematic
Oh hey, just checking in, happy to say that these past few weeks have been good and I’m feeling like myself again :)
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Oh hey, just checking in, happy to say that these past few weeks have been good and I’m feeling like myself again :)
I fear I’ve been toooo productive on this Friday in office
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I fear I’ve been toooo productive on this Friday in office
New pro pic because I need change every 3 months
September 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
New pro pic because I need change every 3 months
