just finished taking an economics/civics class where the teacher had that exact picture on display 24/7 lmao

*rolls dice* teddy roosevelt....in 1859...in the study with the lead pipe

UNHAND HIM

hes too tall....its Menacing

growing up i always wondered what it'd be like to have a power like this, and i always thought it'd be so cool... wondered why the main character was so disillusioned with it until i got to the end ;;

seriously though, this story was incredible