j4yx0r
@j4yx0r.bsky.social
It's me! You know me. Or you can if you want.
I recognize many of those faces.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I recognize many of those faces.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
You mean a Parisian Sanitation Pole?
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
You mean a Parisian Sanitation Pole?
They do that Lobster song, right?
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
They do that Lobster song, right?
You probably should have waited closer to midnight before dropping the acid, but you do you.
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You probably should have waited closer to midnight before dropping the acid, but you do you.
Does that make you a Wolf Splits-er?
No. No it doesn't. I'm sorry.
No. No it doesn't. I'm sorry.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Does that make you a Wolf Splits-er?
No. No it doesn't. I'm sorry.
No. No it doesn't. I'm sorry.
I'm no historian, but I would argue that splashing water on your bum likely predates toilet paper.
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm no historian, but I would argue that splashing water on your bum likely predates toilet paper.
John, respectfully, you should look into getting a bidet. Maybe two.
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
John, respectfully, you should look into getting a bidet. Maybe two.
This is CLOSE.
(from your friends on the USS Hood Discord)
(from your friends on the USS Hood Discord)
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This is CLOSE.
(from your friends on the USS Hood Discord)
(from your friends on the USS Hood Discord)