J4D3 || Mecha-Harpy ☢💚
@j4d3-h4rpy.bsky.social
:::Weapon-shaped transfem (she/it)
:::Professional girlfoe
:::Sweet menace of shock and awe
:::Follow my Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/j4d3_h4rpy
:::Check out my website! https://j4d3-h4rpy-vtuber.neocities.org
:::Professional girlfoe
:::Sweet menace of shock and awe
:::Follow my Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/j4d3_h4rpy
:::Check out my website! https://j4d3-h4rpy-vtuber.neocities.org
Literally downloaded Godot so I can make a hyper-movement FPS about just instagibbing Nazis and other fascists with titty-gauss cannons and mantis blades
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Literally downloaded Godot so I can make a hyper-movement FPS about just instagibbing Nazis and other fascists with titty-gauss cannons and mantis blades
LAST WEEK BEFORE HOLIDAY HIATUS!
Hoping to finish up Cyberpunk 2077 this week, play a little more TTRPGs, and maybe work on some stuff on the side just for kicks! OH, and the new MW5 Clans DLC is out, so I'm gonna be playing that w/ @justalezbean.bsky.social!
Check out all the chaos on Tw1tch!
Hoping to finish up Cyberpunk 2077 this week, play a little more TTRPGs, and maybe work on some stuff on the side just for kicks! OH, and the new MW5 Clans DLC is out, so I'm gonna be playing that w/ @justalezbean.bsky.social!
Check out all the chaos on Tw1tch!
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
LAST WEEK BEFORE HOLIDAY HIATUS!
Hoping to finish up Cyberpunk 2077 this week, play a little more TTRPGs, and maybe work on some stuff on the side just for kicks! OH, and the new MW5 Clans DLC is out, so I'm gonna be playing that w/ @justalezbean.bsky.social!
Check out all the chaos on Tw1tch!
Hoping to finish up Cyberpunk 2077 this week, play a little more TTRPGs, and maybe work on some stuff on the side just for kicks! OH, and the new MW5 Clans DLC is out, so I'm gonna be playing that w/ @justalezbean.bsky.social!
Check out all the chaos on Tw1tch!
Between the lack of sleep and Internet nonsense yesterday and some health issues today, no stream tonight. I'll be hanging out with the lovely @viatrixvt.bsky.social and @missmarakar.vtubers.social who are streaming Sun Haven, feel free to drop in and say hi to us all!
Also have GitS tribute
Also have GitS tribute
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Between the lack of sleep and Internet nonsense yesterday and some health issues today, no stream tonight. I'll be hanging out with the lovely @viatrixvt.bsky.social and @missmarakar.vtubers.social who are streaming Sun Haven, feel free to drop in and say hi to us all!
Also have GitS tribute
Also have GitS tribute
literally how i introduced myself to the world
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
literally how i introduced myself to the world
These stats after basically four months of streaming is fuckin amazing! A HUGE thank you to everyone who's made this time streaming so special! Looking forward to see what all lies ahead! ☢💚
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
These stats after basically four months of streaming is fuckin amazing! A HUGE thank you to everyone who's made this time streaming so special! Looking forward to see what all lies ahead! ☢💚
It started as a half-joking thread with @slimeyjade.bsky.social but seriously, Cyber Monday shouldn't be yet another capitalist holiday encouraging blind consumption, it should celebrate being a bunch of kinky, degenerate freaks online!
...also you may want to clean up your cubicle. Call HAZMAT.
...also you may want to clean up your cubicle. Call HAZMAT.
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It started as a half-joking thread with @slimeyjade.bsky.social but seriously, Cyber Monday shouldn't be yet another capitalist holiday encouraging blind consumption, it should celebrate being a bunch of kinky, degenerate freaks online!
...also you may want to clean up your cubicle. Call HAZMAT.
...also you may want to clean up your cubicle. Call HAZMAT.
Schedule for the first week of December! Not too much happening this week after the wild streaming marathon that was J4D3SG1V1NG, just returning to the TTRPG campaigns and working more on Quake 3 modding! Should be a relaxing time over on Tw1tch!
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Schedule for the first week of December! Not too much happening this week after the wild streaming marathon that was J4D3SG1V1NG, just returning to the TTRPG campaigns and working more on Quake 3 modding! Should be a relaxing time over on Tw1tch!
Hi, my name is Jade! Mecha harpy, professional girlfoe, sweet menace of shock and awe~
I'm a proudly qu33r transfem cyberpunk who loves old-school gaming and anime almost as much as she hates f4sc1sts and c0rp0s! If that sounds like your kinda jam feel free to follow me here and on Tw1tch!
I'm a proudly qu33r transfem cyberpunk who loves old-school gaming and anime almost as much as she hates f4sc1sts and c0rp0s! If that sounds like your kinda jam feel free to follow me here and on Tw1tch!
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hi, my name is Jade! Mecha harpy, professional girlfoe, sweet menace of shock and awe~
I'm a proudly qu33r transfem cyberpunk who loves old-school gaming and anime almost as much as she hates f4sc1sts and c0rp0s! If that sounds like your kinda jam feel free to follow me here and on Tw1tch!
I'm a proudly qu33r transfem cyberpunk who loves old-school gaming and anime almost as much as she hates f4sc1sts and c0rp0s! If that sounds like your kinda jam feel free to follow me here and on Tw1tch!
My next stream will be Wednesday with a return to Torment Ziggurat! Schedule will be out Sunday evening!
See y'all thennnnn... meanwhile I'll just be dead somewhere for a while
See y'all thennnnn... meanwhile I'll just be dead somewhere for a while
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My next stream will be Wednesday with a return to Torment Ziggurat! Schedule will be out Sunday evening!
See y'all thennnnn... meanwhile I'll just be dead somewhere for a while
See y'all thennnnn... meanwhile I'll just be dead somewhere for a while
J4D3SG1V1NG DAY ONE STARTING NOW OVER ON TW1TCH! Whether you're trying to take a break from your family, your family fuckin sucks, or any other reason in between, feel free to swing by and say hi!
Link below!
Link below!
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
J4D3SG1V1NG DAY ONE STARTING NOW OVER ON TW1TCH! Whether you're trying to take a break from your family, your family fuckin sucks, or any other reason in between, feel free to swing by and say hi!
Link below!
Link below!
In the meantime feel free to share this around - I'll probably put it back up on my stream as well
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
In the meantime feel free to share this around - I'll probably put it back up on my stream as well
one-shot which takes place in J4d3's home setting of the f4sc1st Neo-American Federation! And then Thursday and Friday will be 12-hour grab-bags of cyberpunk activities while hanging out with friends! Rather than gorge on lousy food and worship capitalism, come hang out with us over on Tw1tch!
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
one-shot which takes place in J4d3's home setting of the f4sc1st Neo-American Federation! And then Thursday and Friday will be 12-hour grab-bags of cyberpunk activities while hanging out with friends! Rather than gorge on lousy food and worship capitalism, come hang out with us over on Tw1tch!
Meant to post this earlier but fuck it, this week we're celebrating J4D3SG1V1NG! Rather than eat turkey honoring a bunch of fanatic r4c1st g3n0c1d3rz, let's just hang out and do a bunch of cyberpunk shit! Tomorrow we'll be checking out @spellbookgaming.bsky.social 's BITE THE HAND in a punchy...
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Meant to post this earlier but fuck it, this week we're celebrating J4D3SG1V1NG! Rather than eat turkey honoring a bunch of fanatic r4c1st g3n0c1d3rz, let's just hang out and do a bunch of cyberpunk shit! Tomorrow we'll be checking out @spellbookgaming.bsky.social 's BITE THE HAND in a punchy...
The more violent part in question, partially due to alt text limitations
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The alt limits are still too short but TL;DR: 11 soldiers die in six seconds in a whirlwind of gore and ultraviolence. Sorry to anyone who has trouble reading this, I wish the limit was higher](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y4cvvcfpyh4gdathptzbrix4/bafkreideyvv3rtero4efaloothj655tvf4eoqxim2gzjtx64cd662ddgyq@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The more violent part in question, partially due to alt text limitations
ugh, I *love* a good bloodbath
![Excerpt of the yet-unreleased "bl00d w00dz", a short story where J4d3 takes on a 20-man government kill-team in the woods at the foot of Mt Rainier:
"Good news, gentlemen," J-4 D-3 chimed over comms, "thanks to your dead buddy Roger's little stunt, one of you is probably running back to SeaPort as we speak, so now I have some actual hunting to do. Bad news? That means I don't have time to play with you anymore so I have to kill you quickly."
"We still outnumber you 11-to-1, you metal bitch," retorted one of the braver soldiers still standing.
The cyborg laughed. "Eleven of you aren't worth my left tit."
"Can't wait to cum all over it after we prove you wrong."
J-4 D-3 arched into the air before hovering about a kilometer above the ground, identifying the infantry's positions with its long-range sights. They had hunkered themselves down in the trailer but were visible from the air due to the roof having collapsed in. Tilting its head to the side, it scanned around for... there, not fifty meters to the west, an outcropping of stones in the woods that would have made much better cover. It smirked - some of them would have even seen the rocks when they were circling that trailer in the first place. It activated its half-mask, protecting its airways from the air as it started to accelerate, lazily circling east. Once it had reached the right intercept approach, it banked, burners vectoring to assist the sharp turn as it descended and accelerated, buzzing the treeline at 400, 500, 600 kilometers per hour.
"What's the matter, bot?" The same voice jeered. "You were talking so much shit up til a minute ago.'
"Think we scared it?" Asked another voice.
"Course we did, it knows it can't take on all of us at once."
[remainder posted below]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y4cvvcfpyh4gdathptzbrix4/bafkreihcuaiuugakn5blorb2qikejr3hkud7rohpwon6zqytfu2vrqsro4@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
ugh, I *love* a good bloodbath
Mhmm!
Carbon-fiber fingernails too! Perfect for really fun little scratchies and slashies even without the metal blades~
Carbon-fiber fingernails too! Perfect for really fun little scratchies and slashies even without the metal blades~
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Mhmm!
Carbon-fiber fingernails too! Perfect for really fun little scratchies and slashies even without the metal blades~
Carbon-fiber fingernails too! Perfect for really fun little scratchies and slashies even without the metal blades~
Not too much shorter honestly
Also I'm not staying away from you cuz you're icky or anything like that, I just don't wanna clip you with these wings and hurt that pretty face of yours 💚
Also I'm not staying away from you cuz you're icky or anything like that, I just don't wanna clip you with these wings and hurt that pretty face of yours 💚
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Not too much shorter honestly
Also I'm not staying away from you cuz you're icky or anything like that, I just don't wanna clip you with these wings and hurt that pretty face of yours 💚
Also I'm not staying away from you cuz you're icky or anything like that, I just don't wanna clip you with these wings and hurt that pretty face of yours 💚
Joke's on y'all, being a living weapon doesn't help much either
Source: am living weapon
Source: am living weapon
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Joke's on y'all, being a living weapon doesn't help much either
Source: am living weapon
Source: am living weapon
This is literally just @viatrixvt.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is literally just @viatrixvt.bsky.social
s33 t1ddy, p0st t1ddy?
happily
happily
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
s33 t1ddy, p0st t1ddy?
happily
happily
It's been a while since I played Halo with my favorite catgorl @justalezbean.bsky.social... let's change that
Cursed Halo starting NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
Cursed Halo starting NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's been a while since I played Halo with my favorite catgorl @justalezbean.bsky.social... let's change that
Cursed Halo starting NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
Cursed Halo starting NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
damn, called out - not even the chaotic gremlin powers can overpower this
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
damn, called out - not even the chaotic gremlin powers can overpower this
There's a lot of shit here in Night City, but I promise there's no one here like me~
Act 3 of Cyberpunk 2077 continues towards the dramatic conclusion NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
Act 3 of Cyberpunk 2077 continues towards the dramatic conclusion NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There's a lot of shit here in Night City, but I promise there's no one here like me~
Act 3 of Cyberpunk 2077 continues towards the dramatic conclusion NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
Act 3 of Cyberpunk 2077 continues towards the dramatic conclusion NOW over on Tw1tch! Link below!
We have a fun week ahead with some different things planned: wrapping up loose ends in Cyberpunk, some Cursed Halo with @justalezbean.bsky.social , and working on converting my avatar into Quake 3 so I can play with myself~
Plus there's an announcement coming about next week for the holidays!
Plus there's an announcement coming about next week for the holidays!
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We have a fun week ahead with some different things planned: wrapping up loose ends in Cyberpunk, some Cursed Halo with @justalezbean.bsky.social , and working on converting my avatar into Quake 3 so I can play with myself~
Plus there's an announcement coming about next week for the holidays!
Plus there's an announcement coming about next week for the holidays!
Lots of stuff came up today so I wasn't able to do any Silent Hill, but I'm absolutely making my return to Chumbawumb Acres with the usual suspects of cybercuties and fey gremlins. Do I know what I'm doing? Fuck no, but when do I ever?
Stardew Valley continues now over on my Tw1tch! Link below!
Stardew Valley continues now over on my Tw1tch! Link below!
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Lots of stuff came up today so I wasn't able to do any Silent Hill, but I'm absolutely making my return to Chumbawumb Acres with the usual suspects of cybercuties and fey gremlins. Do I know what I'm doing? Fuck no, but when do I ever?
Stardew Valley continues now over on my Tw1tch! Link below!
Stardew Valley continues now over on my Tw1tch! Link below!