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j3rmz.bsky.social
@j3rmz.bsky.social
i may not be hot, but i’m also not funny
wow, my first valentine’s. y’all are on to something.
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why were the Beyonce tix I got $200 more and in a different location than what the listing said?!
February 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you don’t give me a “shout-out” when I die, you’re fake af.
January 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
wait, they were serious about this ban?!?
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
skinny b*tches who make being skinny their whole personality are so annoying. It’s me, I’m skinny b*tches.
January 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my coworkers think i’m “so fit” for always taking the stairs. meanwhile, i’m standing outside the door scrolling for at least 10 mins before going back inside.
January 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
CHECK ON YOUR BALD FRIENDS! 🥶
January 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Quickly, everyone post the snow on your IG stories!!!
January 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i am cryingggg
January 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
♉️ ♒️ ♊️
does this mean im gonna be hot and rich?
January 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i love my friends.
December 27, 2024 at 6:05 AM
first time being home since coming out and I only wanted to swing on one person (so far).
December 25, 2024 at 7:48 AM
my aunts collectively said i’m losing weight. As a Filipino, this is a big deal!
December 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
should i get a ouija board for my Christian family’s white elephant?
December 23, 2024 at 1:00 AM
headed home to see my family for the first time since coming out to them 🙃
December 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
opened the Chase app instead of Bluesky and hurt my feelings 😔
December 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
need to leave for the airport at 11:30. what time should i start packing?
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
can someone invite me to a gender reveal so i can say “. . . and i think you’re non-binary.” ??????????
December 21, 2024 at 8:34 AM
on a date. do i open with “so, what do you do?”
December 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
One thing I will never do is run to catch the metro. Yeah, im already 10 mins late but no one else needs to know I’m bad with time management.
December 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
i was so excited to have leftover leche flan, but i dropped it on my scooter home 🙃
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
i was gonna complain about someone being annoying, but maybe that’s exactly how i am 🤔
December 14, 2024 at 6:21 AM
edging rn (counting down til PTO).
December 12, 2024 at 6:49 PM
introvert’s life hack: leave desk after sending an email so they can’t follow up with a call.
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
flight prices between DC and CA are CRIMINAL
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM