All NATO countries should send troops to Greenland. Trump really going to go to war with 30 countries?

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Jesus - don’t think even Bob would have survived Victor’s untimely demise.

ANDY!!!!… You Goonie!!!
- Charlie Brown

@sportsnetpr.bsky.social fail - Guns n Roses (LA Band) for the WS game 2 intro. Play some Canadian music.

#bluejays #gojaysgo

IKEA - Swedish for common sense.
Trump - American for fuck everything up

Hey HBO - here’s a crazy idea for a show:
Just call it Strike Force 5 - the rest of the details will fill themselves in @jimmykimmel.com @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @fallontonight.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com

Florida has figured out how to do abortions after birth. Watch how MMR rips through the youngest population in FL. If you’re pregnant and you want your baby to live you may want to get out. #florida #handmaids

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social in Star Trek “very cool”.

While Trump and Putin are in Anchorage someone needs to change the locks.

Is there a way to have the Commander in Grift think Daylight Savings is a liberal/woke idea?

The Oz Man Goeth…
#Sharrrron