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Florida doesn't play this game. You get caught committing large scale fraud there, they will pull you off the street and make you a Senator.
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Florida doesn't play this game. You get caught committing large scale fraud there, they will pull you off the street and make you a Senator.
This administration.... Has killed satire.
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
This administration.... Has killed satire.
I wonder what Charlie Kirk is thinking now that he is in heaven and realizing the Jesus was not white.
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I wonder what Charlie Kirk is thinking now that he is in heaven and realizing the Jesus was not white.
"Again, like never before" - Donald J Trump
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
"Again, like never before" - Donald J Trump
It feels like only yesterday that the Justice Department represented the people.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It feels like only yesterday that the Justice Department represented the people.
I sure hope the current administration doesn't try to deport the walking buddhists.
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I sure hope the current administration doesn't try to deport the walking buddhists.
If you are the person behind the child care fraud, not to worry. You will be able to simply buy a pardon from the president. You picked a great time to get caught.
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If you are the person behind the child care fraud, not to worry. You will be able to simply buy a pardon from the president. You picked a great time to get caught.
Reading the Epstein files is all about reading between the blocks.
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reading the Epstein files is all about reading between the blocks.
Boy is sure is big of Trump to pardon that Colorado county clerk who was rigging the election to prevent Trump from winning in 2020.
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Boy is sure is big of Trump to pardon that Colorado county clerk who was rigging the election to prevent Trump from winning in 2020.
FIFA just gave Trump a peace participation trophie.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
FIFA just gave Trump a peace participation trophie.
I don't know who Bubba is, but not surprising to find out Trump eats corn the long way.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don't know who Bubba is, but not surprising to find out Trump eats corn the long way.
Funny how all those supposed "trillions" in tariff income somehow can't be used to feed the starving people.
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Funny how all those supposed "trillions" in tariff income somehow can't be used to feed the starving people.
Thank goodness we have Trump to let us know we are in a golden age otherwise no one would know it.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thank goodness we have Trump to let us know we are in a golden age otherwise no one would know it.
We're back department? I'd like to file a claim please!
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We're back department? I'd like to file a claim please!
Before we know it, Texas is going to update their constitution to declare crime illegal.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Before we know it, Texas is going to update their constitution to declare crime illegal.
Children may starve to death, but at least they will be safe from the Mexican cartels.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Children may starve to death, but at least they will be safe from the Mexican cartels.
Turns out "Pro Life" also means "Pro Starvation"
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Turns out "Pro Life" also means "Pro Starvation"
Let them eat cak- Hamburger Helper!
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Let them eat cak- Hamburger Helper!
I remember the times when the courts existed to protect people and the DOJ existed to protect citizens.
October 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I remember the times when the courts existed to protect people and the DOJ existed to protect citizens.
When Trump leaves the WH, his ballroom needs to be turned into a presidential trans library. A monument to the trans community.
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When Trump leaves the WH, his ballroom needs to be turned into a presidential trans library. A monument to the trans community.
Ever watch one of those bad driver videos and wonder how those people have managed to stay alive long enough to get in that situation? Feels like that's happening with our government.
October 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ever watch one of those bad driver videos and wonder how those people have managed to stay alive long enough to get in that situation? Feels like that's happening with our government.
MAGA is not able to comprehend how people would support their country and the constitution without having to be paid.
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
MAGA is not able to comprehend how people would support their country and the constitution without having to be paid.
7 million protestors and not a single one tried to break into the Capitol.
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
7 million protestors and not a single one tried to break into the Capitol.
Republicans are implementing their "No Pedophile left behind" policy.
October 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Republicans are implementing their "No Pedophile left behind" policy.
You know the most interesting part about the James indictment? That the Epstein files have not been released.
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You know the most interesting part about the James indictment? That the Epstein files have not been released.