Joe Kolar
@j0ekolar.bsky.social
Local man from Maryland. What’s the best way to give the least amount of money to oligarchs?
Maybe he meant “It’s a Good Life” the classic Twilight Zone episode about a tyrannical, all powerful boy who keeps everyone in a state of terror, eliminating anyone who displeases him based on capricious whims. He could probably relate to it.
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Maybe he meant “It’s a Good Life” the classic Twilight Zone episode about a tyrannical, all powerful boy who keeps everyone in a state of terror, eliminating anyone who displeases him based on capricious whims. He could probably relate to it.
The only MTG I acknowledge.
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The only MTG I acknowledge.
We cancelled our Inside Auschwitz segment because we couldn’t get a statement from Heinrich Himmler. It would be unethical of us to cover Pearl Harbor without letting the Japanese navy tell their side of the story.
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We cancelled our Inside Auschwitz segment because we couldn’t get a statement from Heinrich Himmler. It would be unethical of us to cover Pearl Harbor without letting the Japanese navy tell their side of the story.
All of the Die Hard sequels were original screenplays that got bought and retrofitted into part of the series. Ditto the Lethal Weapon sequels. So not even the Die Hard movies started out as Die Hard movies.
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
All of the Die Hard sequels were original screenplays that got bought and retrofitted into part of the series. Ditto the Lethal Weapon sequels. So not even the Die Hard movies started out as Die Hard movies.
*on Bill Cosby*
Jerry Seinfeld: The worst part was the hypocrisy.
Norm MacDonald: I’m pretty sure the worst part was all the raping!
Jerry Seinfeld: The worst part was the hypocrisy.
Norm MacDonald: I’m pretty sure the worst part was all the raping!
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
*on Bill Cosby*
Jerry Seinfeld: The worst part was the hypocrisy.
Norm MacDonald: I’m pretty sure the worst part was all the raping!
Jerry Seinfeld: The worst part was the hypocrisy.
Norm MacDonald: I’m pretty sure the worst part was all the raping!
Mallard Fillmore! America’s favorite cartoon duck after Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Howard, Darkwing Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Count Duckula, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Launchpad, Gizmoduck, the rest of the cast of Ducktales, Queer Duck, Wade, Baby Huey, Plucky Duck, Rubber Duck, Qvack….
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Mallard Fillmore! America’s favorite cartoon duck after Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Howard, Darkwing Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Count Duckula, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Launchpad, Gizmoduck, the rest of the cast of Ducktales, Queer Duck, Wade, Baby Huey, Plucky Duck, Rubber Duck, Qvack….
It’s the only Stephen King adaptation that captures his writing style- his off beat but familiar conversations, his VERY strange profanity (“You four eyed pile of shit!” “A pile of shit has a thousand eyes!”) and shamelessly sentimental belief in the power of friendship.
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s the only Stephen King adaptation that captures his writing style- his off beat but familiar conversations, his VERY strange profanity (“You four eyed pile of shit!” “A pile of shit has a thousand eyes!”) and shamelessly sentimental belief in the power of friendship.
Miles O’Brien is the Job of the Star Trek Universe.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Miles O’Brien is the Job of the Star Trek Universe.
To oversimplify, we need a 21st century Teddy Roosevelt, an energetic reformer with ambitious policy proposals who radiates civic and personal virtue. It would hopefully end this era of politics the way Roosevelt ended the Gilded Age.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
To oversimplify, we need a 21st century Teddy Roosevelt, an energetic reformer with ambitious policy proposals who radiates civic and personal virtue. It would hopefully end this era of politics the way Roosevelt ended the Gilded Age.
I believe there is a non-zero possibility that RFK Jr. has eaten long pork.
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I believe there is a non-zero possibility that RFK Jr. has eaten long pork.
Because Marco Rubio owed his entire political career to South Florida psychopaths who dream of a Walmart in Havana.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Because Marco Rubio owed his entire political career to South Florida psychopaths who dream of a Walmart in Havana.
That’s what Rian Johnson did with Luke Skywalker, and everyone threw a hissy fit.
December 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That’s what Rian Johnson did with Luke Skywalker, and everyone threw a hissy fit.
Plus they got Paul Williams to do the music and he is the all time best in the very niche category of “Muppet songwriters.” He did The Rainbow Connection!
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Plus they got Paul Williams to do the music and he is the all time best in the very niche category of “Muppet songwriters.” He did The Rainbow Connection!
Charles Dickens ass name.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Charles Dickens ass name.
Moranis literally played one of the MacKenzie brothers on SCTV.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Moranis literally played one of the MacKenzie brothers on SCTV.
“He was a man of immense appetites. You know, a rapist.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“He was a man of immense appetites. You know, a rapist.”
D-, please see me after class
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
D-, please see me after class
Those farmers need to spend less time posing with a masculine expression of self reliance on their faces while staring into the distance during magic hour and more time working!
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Those farmers need to spend less time posing with a masculine expression of self reliance on their faces while staring into the distance during magic hour and more time working!