J00b00
@j00b00.bsky.social
My goal is to grow my followers until I have amassed an army of loyal porn bots to take over the world.
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My role model growing up 🤣
March 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My role model growing up 🤣
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I built a Playstacean!
March 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I built a Playstacean!
A lot of people are devastated by the TikTok ban. A lot of people didn't grow up watching professional wrestling. How do you turn a bad guy into a good guy? He runs in and makes the save. He turns on another bad guy.
January 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
A lot of people are devastated by the TikTok ban. A lot of people didn't grow up watching professional wrestling. How do you turn a bad guy into a good guy? He runs in and makes the save. He turns on another bad guy.
@samfloyd1987.bsky.social not that you don't own a mirror or anything, but just a reminder that you're really fucking hot.
December 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
@samfloyd1987.bsky.social not that you don't own a mirror or anything, but just a reminder that you're really fucking hot.
Every four years the U.S. erection gets harder to take.
November 9, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Every four years the U.S. erection gets harder to take.
It's time to vote for a slave master for yourself and your neighbors.
October 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
It's time to vote for a slave master for yourself and your neighbors.
I'm convinced porn bot followers are the STD of social media.
July 18, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I'm convinced porn bot followers are the STD of social media.
Any of you fuckers ever thought about not using politics to enslave your neighbors?
July 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Any of you fuckers ever thought about not using politics to enslave your neighbors?
Fantasy RPG jobs: farmer, bartender, serving wench, soldier, nihilistic cultist worshipping a demonic entity that promises to spread chaos and shit on your chest once set free.
July 17, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Fantasy RPG jobs: farmer, bartender, serving wench, soldier, nihilistic cultist worshipping a demonic entity that promises to spread chaos and shit on your chest once set free.
If your best friend is female is she your breastie?
July 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
If your best friend is female is she your breastie?
My dog is petty and jealous. She doesn't eat celery, but my other dog does. She wants one anyway and hoards it in her bed. She'll come back for more, too. I call it her emotional support celery.
July 11, 2024 at 1:24 AM
My dog is petty and jealous. She doesn't eat celery, but my other dog does. She wants one anyway and hoards it in her bed. She'll come back for more, too. I call it her emotional support celery.
Have we come to the point where we realize that the office of the president is one of puppetry and who occupies it doesn't really matter or is that still too uncomfortable to fathom?
July 10, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Have we come to the point where we realize that the office of the president is one of puppetry and who occupies it doesn't really matter or is that still too uncomfortable to fathom?
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When I've eaten too much: "I'm 150% that beech. Also, that one over there. I can't move. I'm all the beeches, bitches."
July 2, 2024 at 12:53 AM
When I've eaten too much: "I'm 150% that beech. Also, that one over there. I can't move. I'm all the beeches, bitches."
Let's learn to oppose ALL executive orders on principle and not just the ones that we are in favor of.
July 1, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Let's learn to oppose ALL executive orders on principle and not just the ones that we are in favor of.