What’s a sick burn in your industry?
Wizard: It’s clear your teachers put a lot of energy into teaching you.
Bard: Congratulations on your award! You’re very smart to have submitted your work in a quiet year.
Sorcerer: It’s so nice that you have a fun little hobby!
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Wizard: It’s clear your teachers put a lot of energy into teaching you.
Bard: Congratulations on your award! You’re very smart to have submitted your work in a quiet year.
Sorcerer: It’s so nice that you have a fun little hobby!
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What’s a sick burn in your industry?
Wizard: It’s clear your teachers put a lot of energy into teaching you.
Bard: Congratulations on your award! You’re very smart to have submitted your work in a quiet year.
Sorcerer: It’s so nice that you have a fun little hobby!
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Wizard: It’s clear your teachers put a lot of energy into teaching you.
Bard: Congratulations on your award! You’re very smart to have submitted your work in a quiet year.
Sorcerer: It’s so nice that you have a fun little hobby!
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What makes a good connection?
Bard: Eye contact.
Ranger: Touch.
Sorcerer: Shared dislike of someone else in the office.
Artificer: Solder.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Eye contact.
Ranger: Touch.
Sorcerer: Shared dislike of someone else in the office.
Artificer: Solder.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What makes a good connection?
Bard: Eye contact.
Ranger: Touch.
Sorcerer: Shared dislike of someone else in the office.
Artificer: Solder.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Eye contact.
Ranger: Touch.
Sorcerer: Shared dislike of someone else in the office.
Artificer: Solder.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What tests your strength?
Bard: Silence.
Wizard: Forgiving.
Barbarian: Arm wrestling.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Silence.
Wizard: Forgiving.
Barbarian: Arm wrestling.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What tests your strength?
Bard: Silence.
Wizard: Forgiving.
Barbarian: Arm wrestling.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Silence.
Wizard: Forgiving.
Barbarian: Arm wrestling.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What isn’t a weapon but is still a weapon?
Bard: Eye contact.
Wizard: Words.
Sorcerer: Silence.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Eye contact.
Wizard: Words.
Sorcerer: Silence.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What isn’t a weapon but is still a weapon?
Bard: Eye contact.
Wizard: Words.
Sorcerer: Silence.
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Bard: Eye contact.
Wizard: Words.
Sorcerer: Silence.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What’s one light you can shine in the dark?
Bard: Tell someone they’re not alone.
Wizard: Inform a person who is alone that they are alone and recommend them a helpful book.
Sorcerer: Meet someone new. Every new person is a potential employee.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Tell someone they’re not alone.
Wizard: Inform a person who is alone that they are alone and recommend them a helpful book.
Sorcerer: Meet someone new. Every new person is a potential employee.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What’s one light you can shine in the dark?
Bard: Tell someone they’re not alone.
Wizard: Inform a person who is alone that they are alone and recommend them a helpful book.
Sorcerer: Meet someone new. Every new person is a potential employee.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Tell someone they’re not alone.
Wizard: Inform a person who is alone that they are alone and recommend them a helpful book.
Sorcerer: Meet someone new. Every new person is a potential employee.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
We spend about a third of our lives asleep so…
Bard: Sleep with as many people as possible.
Wizard: Practice lucid dreaming and never stop using your brain!
Sorcerer: Get some caffeine in you and work harder than anyone else.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Sleep with as many people as possible.
Wizard: Practice lucid dreaming and never stop using your brain!
Sorcerer: Get some caffeine in you and work harder than anyone else.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
We spend about a third of our lives asleep so…
Bard: Sleep with as many people as possible.
Wizard: Practice lucid dreaming and never stop using your brain!
Sorcerer: Get some caffeine in you and work harder than anyone else.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Sleep with as many people as possible.
Wizard: Practice lucid dreaming and never stop using your brain!
Sorcerer: Get some caffeine in you and work harder than anyone else.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What isn’t magic but is still magic?
Bard: The Devil’s Dance.
Druid: The Devil’s Lettuce.
Rogue: Prada.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #prada
Bard: The Devil’s Dance.
Druid: The Devil’s Lettuce.
Rogue: Prada.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #prada
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
What isn’t magic but is still magic?
Bard: The Devil’s Dance.
Druid: The Devil’s Lettuce.
Rogue: Prada.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #prada
Bard: The Devil’s Dance.
Druid: The Devil’s Lettuce.
Rogue: Prada.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #prada
When is a work project finished?
Bard: Done is better than perfect.
Wizard: Good is the enemy of great.
Sorcerer: Good people (everyone else) are the enemies of great people (me).
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Bard: Done is better than perfect.
Wizard: Good is the enemy of great.
Sorcerer: Good people (everyone else) are the enemies of great people (me).
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
When is a work project finished?
Bard: Done is better than perfect.
Wizard: Good is the enemy of great.
Sorcerer: Good people (everyone else) are the enemies of great people (me).
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Done is better than perfect.
Wizard: Good is the enemy of great.
Sorcerer: Good people (everyone else) are the enemies of great people (me).
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What warms you up?
Druid: A little something something in my pipe.
Bard: A little something something with a special someone.
Sorcerer: A little ember from an enemy’s burnt down house.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Druid: A little something something in my pipe.
Bard: A little something something with a special someone.
Sorcerer: A little ember from an enemy’s burnt down house.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What warms you up?
Druid: A little something something in my pipe.
Bard: A little something something with a special someone.
Sorcerer: A little ember from an enemy’s burnt down house.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Druid: A little something something in my pipe.
Bard: A little something something with a special someone.
Sorcerer: A little ember from an enemy’s burnt down house.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Which element is the most important?
Druid: Carbon.
Sorcerer: Fire.
Rogue: Surprise.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Druid: Carbon.
Sorcerer: Fire.
Rogue: Surprise.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Which element is the most important?
Druid: Carbon.
Sorcerer: Fire.
Rogue: Surprise.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Druid: Carbon.
Sorcerer: Fire.
Rogue: Surprise.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Getting on the wrong bus is…
Bard: … a chance to see more of the world and meet new people.
Wizard: … extra time to read.
Sorcerer: … a waste of time you need to make back.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: … a chance to see more of the world and meet new people.
Wizard: … extra time to read.
Sorcerer: … a waste of time you need to make back.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Getting on the wrong bus is…
Bard: … a chance to see more of the world and meet new people.
Wizard: … extra time to read.
Sorcerer: … a waste of time you need to make back.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: … a chance to see more of the world and meet new people.
Wizard: … extra time to read.
Sorcerer: … a waste of time you need to make back.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
How do you cooperate with others?
Bard: Accept -> Expand -> Edit
Wizard: Review -> Critique
Sorcerer: Criticise. Bask. Repeat.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Accept -> Expand -> Edit
Wizard: Review -> Critique
Sorcerer: Criticise. Bask. Repeat.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
How do you cooperate with others?
Bard: Accept -> Expand -> Edit
Wizard: Review -> Critique
Sorcerer: Criticise. Bask. Repeat.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Accept -> Expand -> Edit
Wizard: Review -> Critique
Sorcerer: Criticise. Bask. Repeat.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Whose side are you on?
Sorcerer: Everyone improves if I play devil’s advocate.
Bard: I’m on the side of the poor, the powerless, the people!
Wizard: Each dispute is unique. I’m not always on anybody’s side.
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Sorcerer: Everyone improves if I play devil’s advocate.
Bard: I’m on the side of the poor, the powerless, the people!
Wizard: Each dispute is unique. I’m not always on anybody’s side.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Whose side are you on?
Sorcerer: Everyone improves if I play devil’s advocate.
Bard: I’m on the side of the poor, the powerless, the people!
Wizard: Each dispute is unique. I’m not always on anybody’s side.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Sorcerer: Everyone improves if I play devil’s advocate.
Bard: I’m on the side of the poor, the powerless, the people!
Wizard: Each dispute is unique. I’m not always on anybody’s side.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Does your name shape your personality?
Druid: Your name binds your soul to ancestors and tribes and characteristics.
Sorcerer: Your name binds you to weaknesses you need to protect against.
Rogue: Your name is a mask you can hide behind or trade for another.
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Druid: Your name binds your soul to ancestors and tribes and characteristics.
Sorcerer: Your name binds you to weaknesses you need to protect against.
Rogue: Your name is a mask you can hide behind or trade for another.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Does your name shape your personality?
Druid: Your name binds your soul to ancestors and tribes and characteristics.
Sorcerer: Your name binds you to weaknesses you need to protect against.
Rogue: Your name is a mask you can hide behind or trade for another.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Druid: Your name binds your soul to ancestors and tribes and characteristics.
Sorcerer: Your name binds you to weaknesses you need to protect against.
Rogue: Your name is a mask you can hide behind or trade for another.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What do you need to constantly exercise or face losing?
Bard: Your empathy muscle.
Sorcerer: Your tolerance level for inflicting pain.
Fighter: Abs.
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Bard: Your empathy muscle.
Sorcerer: Your tolerance level for inflicting pain.
Fighter: Abs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
What do you need to constantly exercise or face losing?
Bard: Your empathy muscle.
Sorcerer: Your tolerance level for inflicting pain.
Fighter: Abs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Your empathy muscle.
Sorcerer: Your tolerance level for inflicting pain.
Fighter: Abs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Heroes and Villains
Sorcerer: Make the idea of you scarier than the real you.
Bard: Be inspired by your idea of someone, not the real person.
Wizard: There is no “real.” There is only your ideas.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Sorcerer: Make the idea of you scarier than the real you.
Bard: Be inspired by your idea of someone, not the real person.
Wizard: There is no “real.” There is only your ideas.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Heroes and Villains
Sorcerer: Make the idea of you scarier than the real you.
Bard: Be inspired by your idea of someone, not the real person.
Wizard: There is no “real.” There is only your ideas.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Sorcerer: Make the idea of you scarier than the real you.
Bard: Be inspired by your idea of someone, not the real person.
Wizard: There is no “real.” There is only your ideas.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Should we sell our privacy for convenience?
Bard: The sale is already done. You can’t un-ring that bell. There’s no use worrying.
Wizard: No. If privacy is taken from us, we must reclaim it.
Sorcerer: I don’t personally have a phone but I’ll keep your data safe.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #security
Bard: The sale is already done. You can’t un-ring that bell. There’s no use worrying.
Wizard: No. If privacy is taken from us, we must reclaim it.
Sorcerer: I don’t personally have a phone but I’ll keep your data safe.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #security
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Should we sell our privacy for convenience?
Bard: The sale is already done. You can’t un-ring that bell. There’s no use worrying.
Wizard: No. If privacy is taken from us, we must reclaim it.
Sorcerer: I don’t personally have a phone but I’ll keep your data safe.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #security
Bard: The sale is already done. You can’t un-ring that bell. There’s no use worrying.
Wizard: No. If privacy is taken from us, we must reclaim it.
Sorcerer: I don’t personally have a phone but I’ll keep your data safe.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology #security
What do you do when you’ve been hacked?
Bard: Brag about how, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” (Oscar Wilde)
Wizard: Disconnect from wifi and scan for malware.
Barbarian: Cauterise the wound and take a swing at them.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Brag about how, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” (Oscar Wilde)
Wizard: Disconnect from wifi and scan for malware.
Barbarian: Cauterise the wound and take a swing at them.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What do you do when you’ve been hacked?
Bard: Brag about how, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” (Oscar Wilde)
Wizard: Disconnect from wifi and scan for malware.
Barbarian: Cauterise the wound and take a swing at them.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Brag about how, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” (Oscar Wilde)
Wizard: Disconnect from wifi and scan for malware.
Barbarian: Cauterise the wound and take a swing at them.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What phrase do most people misuse?
Sorcerer: Bite the bullet.
Fighter: Break a leg.
Druid: Barking up the wrong tree.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Sorcerer: Bite the bullet.
Fighter: Break a leg.
Druid: Barking up the wrong tree.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What phrase do most people misuse?
Sorcerer: Bite the bullet.
Fighter: Break a leg.
Druid: Barking up the wrong tree.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Sorcerer: Bite the bullet.
Fighter: Break a leg.
Druid: Barking up the wrong tree.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Who would you be if you gave it all up to be a film director?
Bard: Wes Anderson
Artificer: James Cameron
Sorcerer: Stanley Kubrick
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Wes Anderson
Artificer: James Cameron
Sorcerer: Stanley Kubrick
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Who would you be if you gave it all up to be a film director?
Bard: Wes Anderson
Artificer: James Cameron
Sorcerer: Stanley Kubrick
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Bard: Wes Anderson
Artificer: James Cameron
Sorcerer: Stanley Kubrick
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
What are you preparing for the family dinner?
Wizard: Random facts for stimulating conversation.
Druid: Detect Poison.
Bard: Charm Person. Also Silvery Barbs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Wizard: Random facts for stimulating conversation.
Druid: Detect Poison.
Bard: Charm Person. Also Silvery Barbs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What are you preparing for the family dinner?
Wizard: Random facts for stimulating conversation.
Druid: Detect Poison.
Bard: Charm Person. Also Silvery Barbs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology
Wizard: Random facts for stimulating conversation.
Druid: Detect Poison.
Bard: Charm Person. Also Silvery Barbs.
#dnd #ttrpg #psychology