My brothers opinion on Cashews and Pistachios.

“They’re both great. Cashews go to 3rd base but Pistachios fuck”

It’s 2024 and almost 24 hours after a new Star Wars series premiered and I’ve only seen one post on here talking about it and it was positive. Is this what peace and serenity is like?

A 24 year old coworker told my 34 year old self that my posts on here are called Skeets!? I feel like it’s 2002 all over again and just heard “Get Low” for the first time.

I think this is where Mattress Giant got their inspiration all those years ago.

I was once helping a lady when I used to fix cellphones. When I asked for her passcode she responded with “36 24 36” to which I replied, “Only if she 5’3??”. She looked at me as if I spoke another language. Clearly she didn’t get the assignment.

I had Twitter, never used it much even before Musk. I somehow got mad sucked into threads when it launched. It was terrible. I’ve had this app for all of 2 seconds, what a breath of fresh air. Most posts on Threads feel like desperate attempts at attention and it’s no fun when every post is a fight.