🥳 JJ 🥳
@j-squared.bsky.social
He/Him | Happily Taken | I act, sing, and say hi to cats on the street
Y’all ever have a mental health season that makes you feel like that frustrating protagonist in a teen drama that makes a bunch of consecutive bad choices bc they need character devolpment
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Y’all ever have a mental health season that makes you feel like that frustrating protagonist in a teen drama that makes a bunch of consecutive bad choices bc they need character devolpment
Oh, is it Tuesday already?
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Oh, is it Tuesday already?
Also can’t stop dressing my character like a .hack// character
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Also can’t stop dressing my character like a .hack// character
Listen, I’m having a blast 😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Listen, I’m having a blast 😭
Is it really helpful or necessary to have THREE scheduling apps for a job if none of them will let you easily request like four hours off on two different days 😭
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is it really helpful or necessary to have THREE scheduling apps for a job if none of them will let you easily request like four hours off on two different days 😭
Coming out as another ex-twink with a receding hairline playing the “how long can I get away with using my headshot from five years ago” game
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Coming out as another ex-twink with a receding hairline playing the “how long can I get away with using my headshot from five years ago” game
Working restaurant closing hours means more goblin bedtime hours
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Working restaurant closing hours means more goblin bedtime hours
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I fear my entire nervous system responds when I get a work email these days, she goes full “stare blankly at the horrors in the distance” for a good 30 minutes
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I fear my entire nervous system responds when I get a work email these days, she goes full “stare blankly at the horrors in the distance” for a good 30 minutes
Growing up gay in the south and moving away means having a lot of complicated relationships and friendships with people from back home, and unfortunately finding out that a lot of people have developed some really nasty beliefs since you stopped being an active everyday part of their lives.
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Growing up gay in the south and moving away means having a lot of complicated relationships and friendships with people from back home, and unfortunately finding out that a lot of people have developed some really nasty beliefs since you stopped being an active everyday part of their lives.
Throwback to a conversation about dog breeds and who would be what and my ass gets handed “eyebrow chihuahua” 😭
September 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Throwback to a conversation about dog breeds and who would be what and my ass gets handed “eyebrow chihuahua” 😭
More Bachelorette parties should be in the woods, I love woods parties 🌳
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
More Bachelorette parties should be in the woods, I love woods parties 🌳
How does one job hunt without finding something to object to on every listing like I swear I shoot down so many opportunities because I’ll see a single red flag and then wonder why I didn’t apply to as many things as I wanted to 😭
August 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How does one job hunt without finding something to object to on every listing like I swear I shoot down so many opportunities because I’ll see a single red flag and then wonder why I didn’t apply to as many things as I wanted to 😭
Happy pride, I only got slightly cooked today 🥓
June 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy pride, I only got slightly cooked today 🥓
It’s hot so I’m hitting tummy Tuesday and tank top Tuesday in one fell swoop 😂
June 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s hot so I’m hitting tummy Tuesday and tank top Tuesday in one fell swoop 😂
Oh no, I spent too long looking at world updates and now I have existential dread 🤷🏼♂️
June 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh no, I spent too long looking at world updates and now I have existential dread 🤷🏼♂️
$29 for a coffee and a sandwich why are airports like this 🤧
June 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
$29 for a coffee and a sandwich why are airports like this 🤧
The mental health goalposts this year have gotten so bleak, like “Did a task that involved going into the city, remembered to bring headphones so the jackhammers wouldn’t stress me out like a small vibrating dog. Win ✌🏼”
June 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The mental health goalposts this year have gotten so bleak, like “Did a task that involved going into the city, remembered to bring headphones so the jackhammers wouldn’t stress me out like a small vibrating dog. Win ✌🏼”
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Honestly Cowboy Carter shifted something in a good way
May 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Honestly Cowboy Carter shifted something in a good way
I thought too long about what I was gonna caption this with 🤷🏼♂️
April 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I thought too long about what I was gonna caption this with 🤷🏼♂️
After seeing Sinners last night, I think this movie might have my favorite use of music in a movie in YEARS, like holy cow
April 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After seeing Sinners last night, I think this movie might have my favorite use of music in a movie in YEARS, like holy cow