opening bets on how many guinness shirts there’ll be at the fontaines gig tonight. might have to stop counting when i get to three figures…

i am a man who loves statistics but this new feature at luton airport’s toilets seems wildly unnecessary

about to have the best friday night of my entire life

i haven’t been doing an official count, but there is one football shirt that’s by far the most popular in tenerife from what i’ve seen this week. anyone wanna guess the team??

i tweet about once a month but use it for hours a day, so what a pleasure to have a new spot to waste more time lurking around