Cotylorhynchus is My Favorite Synapsid
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Average Jeff the Land Shark Enjoyer
Average Jeff the Land Shark Enjoyer
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Anyone who says you cannot fight the passage of time has yet to see me leaf hurricane a gregorian calendar or one inch punch a grandfather clock
PSA: if you play RDR2 and like Micah, go away. You are not the fun person at the party. They bring you out of pity.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
PSA: if you play RDR2 and like Micah, go away. You are not the fun person at the party. They bring you out of pity.
Favorite words right now are Cotylorhynchus and Carcharodon. I will be saying them every chance I get
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Favorite words right now are Cotylorhynchus and Carcharodon. I will be saying them every chance I get
"Show your work" in math is the same thing as telling someone to get up when they tell you they aren't sitting on the remote
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Show your work" in math is the same thing as telling someone to get up when they tell you they aren't sitting on the remote
I am so mad that I didnt get into crochet until after my arts and crafts store closed. Never forgiving myself for that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I am so mad that I didnt get into crochet until after my arts and crafts store closed. Never forgiving myself for that.
(Discussing eating/calorie tracking)
Ik my meds impact my appetite bad, but I didnt realize it was cutting my intake in half bad. I need to actually use my calorie tracker to make sure I'm eating enough.
Ik my meds impact my appetite bad, but I didnt realize it was cutting my intake in half bad. I need to actually use my calorie tracker to make sure I'm eating enough.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
(Discussing eating/calorie tracking)
Ik my meds impact my appetite bad, but I didnt realize it was cutting my intake in half bad. I need to actually use my calorie tracker to make sure I'm eating enough.
Ik my meds impact my appetite bad, but I didnt realize it was cutting my intake in half bad. I need to actually use my calorie tracker to make sure I'm eating enough.
Fun fact: the lowest tier quality of coal is known as Lignite and its dookie color. I find this hilarious
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fun fact: the lowest tier quality of coal is known as Lignite and its dookie color. I find this hilarious
Cold sores can burn in the forsaken hell they come from
September 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Cold sores can burn in the forsaken hell they come from
Love hex bar squats until the next day
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Love hex bar squats until the next day
Hawkeyes new mvp has him shooting through a playing card if Gambit isn't next season im gonna freak out
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hawkeyes new mvp has him shooting through a playing card if Gambit isn't next season im gonna freak out
Fun new piece of pet ownership is all my socks on the ground because cat knocks them all over to get comfy
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Fun new piece of pet ownership is all my socks on the ground because cat knocks them all over to get comfy
I know im human and mistakes will happen, but man even after I fix it I still feel terrible that I made a mistake at all
September 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know im human and mistakes will happen, but man even after I fix it I still feel terrible that I made a mistake at all
Put life into perspective when my manager said how he approaches things. "Only take on what your rank can handle", in the context of doing what you can do and not trying to take on the responsibility of everything. Kinda shell shocked my brain
September 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Put life into perspective when my manager said how he approaches things. "Only take on what your rank can handle", in the context of doing what you can do and not trying to take on the responsibility of everything. Kinda shell shocked my brain
Being the balance of nb i am is so wild because ill go from "wow being feminine is so cool I love looking girly" immediately into "if I look at myself and see my chest protruding too much im going to start crying out of hatred of my current form". Inconsistent dysphoria is so fun
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Being the balance of nb i am is so wild because ill go from "wow being feminine is so cool I love looking girly" immediately into "if I look at myself and see my chest protruding too much im going to start crying out of hatred of my current form". Inconsistent dysphoria is so fun
Its such an odd feeling when I wear dresses and feel cute sometimes, but then I feel bad after. Like I dont feel nonbinary enough for a second and I kinda hate that feeling. I know what I wear doesnt matter and its so easy to see that with other people, but myself its so different
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Its such an odd feeling when I wear dresses and feel cute sometimes, but then I feel bad after. Like I dont feel nonbinary enough for a second and I kinda hate that feeling. I know what I wear doesnt matter and its so easy to see that with other people, but myself its so different
The whole idea that a villain can become a villain after one bad day makes a lot of sense when I have one bad day
August 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The whole idea that a villain can become a villain after one bad day makes a lot of sense when I have one bad day
Harley Quinn in Gotham Knights is genuinely such an enjoyable version of her
August 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Harley Quinn in Gotham Knights is genuinely such an enjoyable version of her
Im so mad I grew up in a pro Batman, anti Superman household. Batman is an amazing character and I genuinely love the guy, but to like him and be raised to hate Superman when they both represent so many of the same ideals is CRAZY. My dad was petrified of showing kindness and empathy jfc
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Im so mad I grew up in a pro Batman, anti Superman household. Batman is an amazing character and I genuinely love the guy, but to like him and be raised to hate Superman when they both represent so many of the same ideals is CRAZY. My dad was petrified of showing kindness and empathy jfc
So i learned its flip your mattress 🔄, not ↔️. Life-changing event
August 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So i learned its flip your mattress 🔄, not ↔️. Life-changing event
These chairs in the break room used to hurt my legs so bad a few months ago when I started, now 20lbs down later I dont feel that constriction anymore and the chair is actually kinda comfy. I love when progress manifests into something I can notice
August 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
These chairs in the break room used to hurt my legs so bad a few months ago when I started, now 20lbs down later I dont feel that constriction anymore and the chair is actually kinda comfy. I love when progress manifests into something I can notice
So im learning how to alter my clothes so they fit right and wow what a world changer. My little 10 dollar sewing kit and elastic will save me so much money and snatch my waist
August 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So im learning how to alter my clothes so they fit right and wow what a world changer. My little 10 dollar sewing kit and elastic will save me so much money and snatch my waist
Being an adult is getting super excited for storage items. A shower caddy has literally made my day
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Being an adult is getting super excited for storage items. A shower caddy has literally made my day
Message to my new parking spot neighbors. Ily.
August 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Message to my new parking spot neighbors. Ily.
Fear me I know how to do loans
August 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fear me I know how to do loans
You dont know fine dining if you havent had little smokies with buttered noodles and BBQ sauce sorry you had to find out this way
July 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You dont know fine dining if you havent had little smokies with buttered noodles and BBQ sauce sorry you had to find out this way
Never have I ever had a customer Kubrick stare at me before because he didnt like that i said no. I was then called a super mean person that made him grouchy. Okay dude sure, both of my higher ups told you the same thing. Crazy that it took three of us, happy Monday lol.
July 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Never have I ever had a customer Kubrick stare at me before because he didnt like that i said no. I was then called a super mean person that made him grouchy. Okay dude sure, both of my higher ups told you the same thing. Crazy that it took three of us, happy Monday lol.