Not gonna write a paragraph to explain a simple joke to you.

Yeah but the women are SHOWING UP now that they have a representative in the leadership, which is woke shit!

Nahhhh we don’t want then, we’ll leave it out on the curb, trash comes Tuesdays if anyone wants it.

He’s a pedophile. Anything terrible he does is, at worst, a lateral move.

Definitely metaphorical; that ancient chub is long dead and rotting. We remember what that pornstar he embezzled money to sleep with said about it.

Oh god, I see it.