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Always remember the 20/20/20 rule. After 20 minutes of screen time, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest. -anon
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Still from a live video of ICE getting "physically attacked"
October 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I will be putting up a Satanic Temple pamphlet next to every Christian flyer that goes up at work. www.fedweek.com/fedweek/opm-...
An animated gif of young Selma and Patty Bouvier praising Satan while kneeling on a pentacle surrounded by candles. They are in an attic and a young Marge Simpson is watching from a floor hatch.
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Incredible turn out in our local #nokings event. Riverdale, College Park, and Hyattsville showing up strong! #nokindsday #nokingsinamerica
A massive crowd in a local park. There is an open field surrounded by trees and the grounds are full of people. A cloudy sky above is framed by trees. A crowd of people around a mass of trees. Bikes parked around a tree in the foreground. People are blowing bubbles, handing put fliers and stickers. Far in the distance is a small blue shade tent with people addressing the huge crowd
June 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Their intelligence is artificial...
Kirk, Spock, and Bones, from Star Trek the original series, look around confused in an empty alien building. Spock looks into his tricorder. A caption reads, "Now our instruments show that no intelligent life remains on the planet."
May 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I walk by this everyday and it just hit me. "Holy Communion toilet wafer"
A blue metal box that is modernized public toilet that is automated to clean itself. It is in an urban landscape surrounded but sculpture and blossoming trees. The logo on the toilet is an abstract representation of a toilet that has a striking resemblance to that of the holy eucharist. A blue circle over a clue cup resembling a chalice.
March 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Me in the national security group chat:
Mr.Bean apprehensively answering a telephone with a confused look on his face
March 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Me in the national security group chat
Mr.Bean answering a telephone
March 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Women have contributed substantially to military efforts throughout history. A morning reminder. I enjoy alt text because it allows you to say so much more.
A group of women wearing military jumpsuits with their backs turned to the camera, the shot facing upward from the ground. They all have their arms extended outward horizontally and their legs slightly wider than shoulder width apart doing stretches, and exercises. There is a female instructor facing the group, on a platform directing their movement. an overhead shot of women marching in unison along a path, two separate lines form into one as they march in perfect order A Museum Wall label that reads "Wayne Miller American, 1918 - 2013 TOP Naval Air Technical Training Center, Norman, Oklahoma, February 1943, printed later BOTTOM U.S. Naval Training Center, Women's Reserve, Cedar Falls, Iowa, February 1943, printed later gelatin silver prints Gift of the Wayne F. Miller Family 2021.89.26, 2021.89.27 Here, women walk in formation or exercise in unison, their bodies creating dramatic angles and lines. Photographer Wayne Miller, a serviceman during World War II, documented some of the tens of thousands of women who participated in the Naval Reserve program known as WAVES (Women Accepted for Voluntary Emergency Service). WAVES allowed women to serve in the military beyond the typical clerical and nursing duties. Upon completion of their training, women worked in aircraft maintenance, intelligence, and other fields"
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I greatly appreciate that our Northern and Southern neighbors are standing up to Trump.
A photo comparison split along the horizontal. Two images of the Canadian Embassy. The first photo along the top depicts the pillars of the embassy adorned with vinyl skins stating, "Friendship, Partners, Allies, Neighbors". There is added text along the top photo dating it to last week. The second photo along the bottom is labeled "Today". It depicts nearly an identically framed photo of the embassy but the pillars are naked. The words once pronouncing the close relationship are removed.
March 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Love the #metrorewind fun infographics and animations. Thanks @wmata.com Get yours at metrorewind.com/rewind/
MY 2024 #METROREWIND REPORT RANKING TRIPS TAKEN 455 Top 1% METRO CUSTOMER MILES TRAVELED 4,673 mi Top 0.43% RAIL CUSTOMER CO2 CAPTURED 1,439.2 kg CO2 THE EARLY BIRD - There is a colorful drawing of a bird carrying a worm wearing sunglasses STATIONS VISITED 20 TOP STATION College Park-U Of MD
January 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Unbelievable, I have to put this yard sign from 2020 out again! #vote #election2024 #harriswalz #harris2024 #harris #election
Two yards signs along a suburban street. The stark white signs stand out against the leaves along the lawns. The sign on the left reads, "Not normally a yard sign house, Trump is just that bad". The sign on the right reads, "UNBELIEVABLE, I have to put this sign out again." The sign on the right has a red arrow pointing to the sign on the left as well as HARRIS WALZ written along the bottom. The sign on the left was used during the 2020 campaign.
November 2, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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He just finished playing with a friend in the back yard.
A handsome mix breed black lab, Dalmatian, pit bull, doberman sleeps on his side peacefully on a hardwood floor to cool off on a hot summer's day. The light of open windows reflects of the polished floor. The legs of kitchen chairs and a table are in soft focus behind the pup, though he is 4 years old, there is also a long book shelf against a far wall loaded with books games and a bike helmet, in soft focus.
June 13, 2024 at 1:14 AM