J Cuevas
@j-cuevas.com
(he/him) Being inside the screamy box is my passion. English, Spanish, Monsters.
Ah, to be an exec pushing a thieving AI dub nobody wants, nobody watches, tarnishes your brand, and still know you'll get paid hundreds of thousands in bonuses at the end of the year for "innovation".
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ah, to be an exec pushing a thieving AI dub nobody wants, nobody watches, tarnishes your brand, and still know you'll get paid hundreds of thousands in bonuses at the end of the year for "innovation".
Ominous night sky above where I park my car:
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Ominous night sky above where I park my car:
The Gourdville has been updated to include partial voice acting!
I'm thrilled to be part of the cast as ???
You'll meet him later into the game!
dillayaart.itch.io/the-gourdville
Thank you, Dillaya, for bringing me in!
I'm thrilled to be part of the cast as ???
You'll meet him later into the game!
dillayaart.itch.io/the-gourdville
Thank you, Dillaya, for bringing me in!
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Gourdville has been updated to include partial voice acting!
I'm thrilled to be part of the cast as ???
You'll meet him later into the game!
dillayaart.itch.io/the-gourdville
Thank you, Dillaya, for bringing me in!
I'm thrilled to be part of the cast as ???
You'll meet him later into the game!
dillayaart.itch.io/the-gourdville
Thank you, Dillaya, for bringing me in!
He offered a sympathetic shrug and added, "I hope your day improves."
I didn't realize my cart was telling the entire story:
Tire puncture sealer
Air pump
Energy drink
I didn't realize my cart was telling the entire story:
Tire puncture sealer
Air pump
Energy drink
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He offered a sympathetic shrug and added, "I hope your day improves."
I didn't realize my cart was telling the entire story:
Tire puncture sealer
Air pump
Energy drink
I didn't realize my cart was telling the entire story:
Tire puncture sealer
Air pump
Energy drink
You can totally trust Dwight! Yeah. Let's go with that.
I'm honored to have been trusted with his voice for the new game The Masterpiece by Hyakuten Games:
hyakuten-games.itch.io/the-masterpi...
I'm honored to have been trusted with his voice for the new game The Masterpiece by Hyakuten Games:
hyakuten-games.itch.io/the-masterpi...
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You can totally trust Dwight! Yeah. Let's go with that.
I'm honored to have been trusted with his voice for the new game The Masterpiece by Hyakuten Games:
hyakuten-games.itch.io/the-masterpi...
I'm honored to have been trusted with his voice for the new game The Masterpiece by Hyakuten Games:
hyakuten-games.itch.io/the-masterpi...
Happy Mexican revolution day!
Mexican joints will be busier than normal but it's a great day to have champurrado (... if you don't mind the calories)
Mexican joints will be busier than normal but it's a great day to have champurrado (... if you don't mind the calories)
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Mexican revolution day!
Mexican joints will be busier than normal but it's a great day to have champurrado (... if you don't mind the calories)
Mexican joints will be busier than normal but it's a great day to have champurrado (... if you don't mind the calories)
Me: Ok, time to get you something to eat.
Husband: How'd you know I was hungry?
Me: You've started dueting Phantom of the Opera songs with yourself, and you're making Christine sound like Stitch.
Husband: …fair enough.
Husband: How'd you know I was hungry?
Me: You've started dueting Phantom of the Opera songs with yourself, and you're making Christine sound like Stitch.
Husband: …fair enough.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me: Ok, time to get you something to eat.
Husband: How'd you know I was hungry?
Me: You've started dueting Phantom of the Opera songs with yourself, and you're making Christine sound like Stitch.
Husband: …fair enough.
Husband: How'd you know I was hungry?
Me: You've started dueting Phantom of the Opera songs with yourself, and you're making Christine sound like Stitch.
Husband: …fair enough.
Every time I see reminders of, "don't use other VAs' friendships as stepping stones," I'm like WHAT?!
I forget how some people are.
I want more VA friends because a ton of us are unapologetically authentic, foodies, and avid karaoke enthusiasts, and that's the kind of friends I like.
I forget how some people are.
I want more VA friends because a ton of us are unapologetically authentic, foodies, and avid karaoke enthusiasts, and that's the kind of friends I like.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Every time I see reminders of, "don't use other VAs' friendships as stepping stones," I'm like WHAT?!
I forget how some people are.
I want more VA friends because a ton of us are unapologetically authentic, foodies, and avid karaoke enthusiasts, and that's the kind of friends I like.
I forget how some people are.
I want more VA friends because a ton of us are unapologetically authentic, foodies, and avid karaoke enthusiasts, and that's the kind of friends I like.
After ??? years, I finally got to meet @ciaranstrange.bsky.social because he came to my neck of the woods! (This is Kumoricon, BTW)
November 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
After ??? years, I finally got to meet @ciaranstrange.bsky.social because he came to my neck of the woods! (This is Kumoricon, BTW)
Today I learned that "Pour some sugar on me" by Def Leppard isn't a violently bisexual song?
I thought the lyrics were
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, Zachary, loosen up
(…)
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, Zachary
I didn't know it was "SACCHARINE"???
I thought the lyrics were
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, Zachary, loosen up
(…)
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, Zachary
I didn't know it was "SACCHARINE"???
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Today I learned that "Pour some sugar on me" by Def Leppard isn't a violently bisexual song?
I thought the lyrics were
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, Zachary, loosen up
(…)
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, Zachary
I didn't know it was "SACCHARINE"???
I thought the lyrics were
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, Zachary, loosen up
(…)
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, Zachary
I didn't know it was "SACCHARINE"???
Reposted by J Cuevas
"Nova's Ship" is an extremely serious game where nothing absurd happens. Ever. (...I'm joking.)
azufx.itch.io/novas-ship
The bloopers are too powerful for Bluesky's video limit, so here's a 2-part version in two posts—or you can watch the entire thing in one go via www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5sU...!
azufx.itch.io/novas-ship
The bloopers are too powerful for Bluesky's video limit, so here's a 2-part version in two posts—or you can watch the entire thing in one go via www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5sU...!
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Nova's Ship" is an extremely serious game where nothing absurd happens. Ever. (...I'm joking.)
azufx.itch.io/novas-ship
The bloopers are too powerful for Bluesky's video limit, so here's a 2-part version in two posts—or you can watch the entire thing in one go via www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5sU...!
azufx.itch.io/novas-ship
The bloopers are too powerful for Bluesky's video limit, so here's a 2-part version in two posts—or you can watch the entire thing in one go via www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5sU...!
I see other VAs hiking and running and…I work out at home. Our real hobby is planning meals, trying (even faraway) restaurants, exploring cuisines we're unfamiliar with…
…and cosplay. Which may be at odds with each other on days like today that I realized I had the ingredients for bananas foster…
…and cosplay. Which may be at odds with each other on days like today that I realized I had the ingredients for bananas foster…
October 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I see other VAs hiking and running and…I work out at home. Our real hobby is planning meals, trying (even faraway) restaurants, exploring cuisines we're unfamiliar with…
…and cosplay. Which may be at odds with each other on days like today that I realized I had the ingredients for bananas foster…
…and cosplay. Which may be at odds with each other on days like today that I realized I had the ingredients for bananas foster…
The other Mr. Cuevas looks at me like I'm a serial killer whenever I eat bites out of my dessert in the middle of eating the main course 🙄
October 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The other Mr. Cuevas looks at me like I'm a serial killer whenever I eat bites out of my dessert in the middle of eating the main course 🙄
Direction + role announcement?!
Thank you, team (see credits below!)
Kylie somehow went ahead and trusted me to be one of the writers and to direct some of these unhinged performances.
Also, because "create your own opportunities," I voice Marcel!
Play for free! Exclamation mark!
Thank you, team (see credits below!)
Kylie somehow went ahead and trusted me to be one of the writers and to direct some of these unhinged performances.
Also, because "create your own opportunities," I voice Marcel!
Play for free! Exclamation mark!
HEAR YE HEAR YE‼️
All Aboard Nova's Ship! 🐳🏴☠️
Nova's Ship 🐳🏴☠️ is a #visualnovel made for a #SpooktoberVNJam!
🏴☠️ Eldritch Horror-comedy with Pirate fun!
✨ Over 1000 lines of fully voiced dialogue!
🐳 23 Characters!
🎵 2 Original Sea Shanties!
💥 3 Endings!
Come say hi to Nova!
azufx.itch.io/novas-ship
All Aboard Nova's Ship! 🐳🏴☠️
Nova's Ship 🐳🏴☠️ is a #visualnovel made for a #SpooktoberVNJam!
🏴☠️ Eldritch Horror-comedy with Pirate fun!
✨ Over 1000 lines of fully voiced dialogue!
🐳 23 Characters!
🎵 2 Original Sea Shanties!
💥 3 Endings!
Come say hi to Nova!
azufx.itch.io/novas-ship
Nova's Ship by AzuFx, HenkkaStorm, Jett, TaylorsConfused, huurreprinssi, Ruminio
WHALE FACTS: Did you know that Nova's a whale?
azufx.itch.io
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Direction + role announcement?!
Thank you, team (see credits below!)
Kylie somehow went ahead and trusted me to be one of the writers and to direct some of these unhinged performances.
Also, because "create your own opportunities," I voice Marcel!
Play for free! Exclamation mark!
Thank you, team (see credits below!)
Kylie somehow went ahead and trusted me to be one of the writers and to direct some of these unhinged performances.
Also, because "create your own opportunities," I voice Marcel!
Play for free! Exclamation mark!
Happy to expand my questionable parental figure roster with this free game, The Last Ztation!
I provided Jonah's voice:
cafrud.itch.io/the-last-zta...
I provided Jonah's voice:
cafrud.itch.io/the-last-zta...
cafrud.itch.io
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy to expand my questionable parental figure roster with this free game, The Last Ztation!
I provided Jonah's voice:
cafrud.itch.io/the-last-zta...
I provided Jonah's voice:
cafrud.itch.io/the-last-zta...
I've done some directing this month and…it's fun, guys. So much fun.
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've done some directing this month and…it's fun, guys. So much fun.
Heads-up: Mexicans celebrate Independence Day tonight. If you're planning to go to a bona fide Mexican joint for dinner tonight, you probably want to arrive earlier.
September 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Heads-up: Mexicans celebrate Independence Day tonight. If you're planning to go to a bona fide Mexican joint for dinner tonight, you probably want to arrive earlier.
I had zero booth buddies.
That changed today!
That changed today!
September 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I had zero booth buddies.
That changed today!
That changed today!
Trying to hammer out details for an upcoming script, it's usually an, "oh, co-writer, if you can see this, give me a sign…"
We're getting close to the (script) deadline. Energy drinks and coffee, don't fail me.
We're getting close to the (script) deadline. Energy drinks and coffee, don't fail me.
Having writers that live 15 hours apart in timezones means @j-cuevas.com and I occasionally do what we call as the Google Docs séance (or J-éance)
At work, can't join VC but you see your co-writer writing away?
Say hi / Ask a question and words will start to appear magically and make sense.
At work, can't join VC but you see your co-writer writing away?
Say hi / Ask a question and words will start to appear magically and make sense.
September 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Trying to hammer out details for an upcoming script, it's usually an, "oh, co-writer, if you can see this, give me a sign…"
We're getting close to the (script) deadline. Energy drinks and coffee, don't fail me.
We're getting close to the (script) deadline. Energy drinks and coffee, don't fail me.
I can't live in the desert like LA/Houston: my brain decides pain is a lifestyle.
I'm so glad summer is almost over. Once I have these migraines under control, nothing will stop me!
[insert 90's anime grandiose evil guy laugh]
I'm so glad summer is almost over. Once I have these migraines under control, nothing will stop me!
[insert 90's anime grandiose evil guy laugh]
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I can't live in the desert like LA/Houston: my brain decides pain is a lifestyle.
I'm so glad summer is almost over. Once I have these migraines under control, nothing will stop me!
[insert 90's anime grandiose evil guy laugh]
I'm so glad summer is almost over. Once I have these migraines under control, nothing will stop me!
[insert 90's anime grandiose evil guy laugh]
I've been landing roles (huzzah!) with recordings not happening for over a week from today.
I'll be smart for once and take it easy.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Enjoy tacos.
I'll be smart for once and take it easy.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Enjoy tacos.
August 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've been landing roles (huzzah!) with recordings not happening for over a week from today.
I'll be smart for once and take it easy.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Enjoy tacos.
I'll be smart for once and take it easy.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Enjoy tacos.
My TV died last night. That's after my air conditioner broke down. Which happened after my microwave perished. All in less than one week.
I'M FINE HAHAHA
Aaaand I just got an email from Vizio asking how was my customer support experience.
Me: "Uh. You guys didn't respond to my queries at all?"
I'M FINE HAHAHA
Aaaand I just got an email from Vizio asking how was my customer support experience.
Me: "Uh. You guys didn't respond to my queries at all?"
a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My TV died last night. That's after my air conditioner broke down. Which happened after my microwave perished. All in less than one week.
I'M FINE HAHAHA
Aaaand I just got an email from Vizio asking how was my customer support experience.
Me: "Uh. You guys didn't respond to my queries at all?"
I'M FINE HAHAHA
Aaaand I just got an email from Vizio asking how was my customer support experience.
Me: "Uh. You guys didn't respond to my queries at all?"
🙄 downside to being married to smart is…they can prove you've taken no true time off. Apparently I'm always working, and I can't argue against all these points made through "logic" and "common sense".
August 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🙄 downside to being married to smart is…they can prove you've taken no true time off. Apparently I'm always working, and I can't argue against all these points made through "logic" and "common sense".
I love Ember mugs. I *love* having my drink at the perfect temperature half an hour later…but, man, their customer service is a -2/10.
Sent a question with a picture of my mug…the reply asked for a picture, color of my mug; assumed how long ago it had been purchased…
" *Powered by AI "
[Sigh]
Sent a question with a picture of my mug…the reply asked for a picture, color of my mug; assumed how long ago it had been purchased…
" *Powered by AI "
[Sigh]
August 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love Ember mugs. I *love* having my drink at the perfect temperature half an hour later…but, man, their customer service is a -2/10.
Sent a question with a picture of my mug…the reply asked for a picture, color of my mug; assumed how long ago it had been purchased…
" *Powered by AI "
[Sigh]
Sent a question with a picture of my mug…the reply asked for a picture, color of my mug; assumed how long ago it had been purchased…
" *Powered by AI "
[Sigh]
I had told my coworkers I had never tried Cinnabon, and today they brought a box for people to indulge?
I managed to handle ¼ of one. Cloying.
There's an interesting variety of cinnamon, but it was like making out with an industrial sugar centrifuge. And some accidental cinnamon notes.
I managed to handle ¼ of one. Cloying.
There's an interesting variety of cinnamon, but it was like making out with an industrial sugar centrifuge. And some accidental cinnamon notes.
August 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I had told my coworkers I had never tried Cinnabon, and today they brought a box for people to indulge?
I managed to handle ¼ of one. Cloying.
There's an interesting variety of cinnamon, but it was like making out with an industrial sugar centrifuge. And some accidental cinnamon notes.
I managed to handle ¼ of one. Cloying.
There's an interesting variety of cinnamon, but it was like making out with an industrial sugar centrifuge. And some accidental cinnamon notes.