First, he came for democracy. Now, he’s coming for maple syrup, hockey sticks, and poutine. Tariff this, you orange menace. We are Canada strong. We are elbows up. Go the “F” away. #GTFA #TariffTheseHands

Joined Bluesky because we heard it was cool. Now we’re just standing here in the digital doorway, awkwardly holding a plate of snacks, wondering if we should be funny, insightful, or just tell you what we had for lunch. Anyway, hi! Please clap! Or if hands occupied holding phone, just hit follow 😁