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J. Alfred Prufrock
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Do I dare disturb the universe?
I need somebody to hit my upper back with a sledgehammer. I think that will fix my posture
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I still can’t believe we let the lizard people win.
December 11, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Can we make America horny again?
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
December 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
@hutchythehutch.bsky.social thanks for recommending Fiona Apple on your stream the other day. Absolute bangers from this woman
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Threads is the Internet Explorer of social media
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Why did people fall for trickle down economics? Even if it did work as intended, that's still a shit deal for most people.
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The United Health CEO's assassin is the Gavrilo Princip of our generation.
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
“You are what you eat”

My son after a day at the beach
a statue of a man covered in sand is playing with sand
Alt: Sand guy from spider man 2 (I think) in the scene where he can’t grab his wedding ring cause he turned into sand
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Do you think he goes by "Bartholomew" Simpson now?
December 3, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Its crazy how according to my advent calendar, December 1 through 17 all happened last night at 11:47pm
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
@theglobeandmail.com I’m interested in signing up, do you guys have any discounts today?
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 PM
24 MILLION!
🎉🎉🎉🎉
#bluesky #usercount
December 3, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Cyber trucks are the penny farthing bicycles of 2024
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
December 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
If i dont woke off right now I'm going to DEI
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 PM
“The social media site X has become the preferred vector for conspiracy theories, racism, far-right ideas and misogynistic rhetoric. X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies”-Maja Sever
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 PM
"They may take everything from me but at least theyll take more from that other guy!"
Good morning 💙
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
My dog when I throw his ball 1000 yards away
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Super weird that ChatGPT refuses to talk about David Mayer
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Does anybody have a light phone?
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 AM