As you get older, an interest in birds/birdwatching/birdsong really does sneak up on you. Like wtf are these guys chatting about? Is it hot gossip? I want to know

Christ's balls i was drunk last night.

Not the strongest start, a bit of an anticlimax here. I hope this is just because it's the first time I've opened it and it doesn't have to do this every time I launch the game?