Caleb "YT channel starting so soon" Fine
@izzygrate.bsky.social
media "analyst" and video game player
mediocre shit poster
mediocre shit poster
Gonna draw dicks on my family's faces after they crash from eating. Gonna draw one on my face so no one knows who did it.
The perfect crime
The perfect crime
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gonna draw dicks on my family's faces after they crash from eating. Gonna draw one on my face so no one knows who did it.
The perfect crime
The perfect crime
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
invented a handshake so secret, I had to kill the only person I've ever performed it with and will take the handshake to my grave
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
invented a handshake so secret, I had to kill the only person I've ever performed it with and will take the handshake to my grave
if anyone ever went through any of the documents ive worked on at work, went through the edits history, and found every insane thing ive typed and deleted when frustrated/angry/sad, i would be institutionalized
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
if anyone ever went through any of the documents ive worked on at work, went through the edits history, and found every insane thing ive typed and deleted when frustrated/angry/sad, i would be institutionalized
i pass the time while listening to "on hold" music by doing interpretive dances
most of the dances range from "im a piece of seaweed vibing with the current" to "i will kill the closest living thing if this goes on too long, including myself"
most of the dances range from "im a piece of seaweed vibing with the current" to "i will kill the closest living thing if this goes on too long, including myself"
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i pass the time while listening to "on hold" music by doing interpretive dances
most of the dances range from "im a piece of seaweed vibing with the current" to "i will kill the closest living thing if this goes on too long, including myself"
most of the dances range from "im a piece of seaweed vibing with the current" to "i will kill the closest living thing if this goes on too long, including myself"
Reposted by Caleb "YT channel starting so soon" Fine
The real present under the tree this year
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The real present under the tree this year
number of times my 4 month old cousin whined/cried while I was playing with him: 0
number of times my 4 month old cousin whined/cried while his father was playing with him: 1
eat shit my brother
number of times my 4 month old cousin whined/cried while his father was playing with him: 1
eat shit my brother
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
number of times my 4 month old cousin whined/cried while I was playing with him: 0
number of times my 4 month old cousin whined/cried while his father was playing with him: 1
eat shit my brother
number of times my 4 month old cousin whined/cried while his father was playing with him: 1
eat shit my brother
fuckin flight got delayed until 9 so I'm thinking about vaping in the dog service area
December 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
fuckin flight got delayed until 9 so I'm thinking about vaping in the dog service area
flight got delayed from 4 to 7 so I'm getting lit in the Chase Sapphire Lounge at LaGuardia and trying not to get kicked out for suggesting (maybe a little forcefully) that the kids room should be converted into a hookah/karaoke lounge
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
flight got delayed from 4 to 7 so I'm getting lit in the Chase Sapphire Lounge at LaGuardia and trying not to get kicked out for suggesting (maybe a little forcefully) that the kids room should be converted into a hookah/karaoke lounge
if your flight gets delayed more than an hour, they should allow people to vape in the bathroom of the plane
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
if your flight gets delayed more than an hour, they should allow people to vape in the bathroom of the plane
Apologies to the Tulip Nursing Home
In retrospect, my surprise "burnt toast day" was ill conceived and not well executed
Apologies to all those who thought they were having strokes
Sincerest apologies to Joe Schmidt, whose legitimate concerns of a stroke were written off. RIP
In retrospect, my surprise "burnt toast day" was ill conceived and not well executed
Apologies to all those who thought they were having strokes
Sincerest apologies to Joe Schmidt, whose legitimate concerns of a stroke were written off. RIP
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Apologies to the Tulip Nursing Home
In retrospect, my surprise "burnt toast day" was ill conceived and not well executed
Apologies to all those who thought they were having strokes
Sincerest apologies to Joe Schmidt, whose legitimate concerns of a stroke were written off. RIP
In retrospect, my surprise "burnt toast day" was ill conceived and not well executed
Apologies to all those who thought they were having strokes
Sincerest apologies to Joe Schmidt, whose legitimate concerns of a stroke were written off. RIP
heard the other day that people were thinking about fucking with my dougie
if you even begin to think about fucking with my dougie, let me tell you, you got another thing coming buddy
if you even begin to think about fucking with my dougie, let me tell you, you got another thing coming buddy
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
heard the other day that people were thinking about fucking with my dougie
if you even begin to think about fucking with my dougie, let me tell you, you got another thing coming buddy
if you even begin to think about fucking with my dougie, let me tell you, you got another thing coming buddy
They should reconvene the length committee and have them come up with a "new" mile that's a different length than the "old"mile
Maybe get it up to an even 5500 feet, maybe 6k if they're feeling spicy
Maybe get it up to an even 5500 feet, maybe 6k if they're feeling spicy
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
They should reconvene the length committee and have them come up with a "new" mile that's a different length than the "old"mile
Maybe get it up to an even 5500 feet, maybe 6k if they're feeling spicy
Maybe get it up to an even 5500 feet, maybe 6k if they're feeling spicy
next time im at a party and there's a pile of coats, im definitely finding 5 minutes to hide under them all
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
next time im at a party and there's a pile of coats, im definitely finding 5 minutes to hide under them all
my ultimate career goal is to become jon taffer on bar rescue but for weed shops
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my ultimate career goal is to become jon taffer on bar rescue but for weed shops
got kicked out of the party for trying to make a game of Twister full contact
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
got kicked out of the party for trying to make a game of Twister full contact
Ads will be like "our charity is helping cleaning the air, even the four breaths you will take during this ad" and my brain has to immediately decide if I'm suffocating or hyperventilating to make sure I don't breath exactly 4 times to prove the ad wrong
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ads will be like "our charity is helping cleaning the air, even the four breaths you will take during this ad" and my brain has to immediately decide if I'm suffocating or hyperventilating to make sure I don't breath exactly 4 times to prove the ad wrong
okay, yeah sure, clown cars can be funny because so many people come out of such a small space but you know what isn't funny? not wearing your seatbelt and i doubt that that car has enough for everybody 😡
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
okay, yeah sure, clown cars can be funny because so many people come out of such a small space but you know what isn't funny? not wearing your seatbelt and i doubt that that car has enough for everybody 😡
With all these Spotify wraps showing people exactly how many minutes they were listening to artists, people can now find out what percentage of their year was dedicated to an artist
But that's only if they know how many minutes a year has
Unfortunately, this info has not yet been discovered
But that's only if they know how many minutes a year has
Unfortunately, this info has not yet been discovered
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
With all these Spotify wraps showing people exactly how many minutes they were listening to artists, people can now find out what percentage of their year was dedicated to an artist
But that's only if they know how many minutes a year has
Unfortunately, this info has not yet been discovered
But that's only if they know how many minutes a year has
Unfortunately, this info has not yet been discovered
Goddam what an ending to the challenge vets and new threats
Dude made a power move at the right moment and it paaaaaaaaays
Good season overall
Dude made a power move at the right moment and it paaaaaaaaays
Good season overall
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Goddam what an ending to the challenge vets and new threats
Dude made a power move at the right moment and it paaaaaaaaays
Good season overall
Dude made a power move at the right moment and it paaaaaaaaays
Good season overall
idk seems suspicious and i do have time to waste
imma just break in real quick to make sure they really have nothing
imma just break in real quick to make sure they really have nothing
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
idk seems suspicious and i do have time to waste
imma just break in real quick to make sure they really have nothing
imma just break in real quick to make sure they really have nothing
I think there should be a subsection of chess leagues, both in person and online, for people that want to shit talk, yell, and berate opponents the entire game
@chess lmk what you think of my idea
@chess lmk what you think of my idea
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think there should be a subsection of chess leagues, both in person and online, for people that want to shit talk, yell, and berate opponents the entire game
@chess lmk what you think of my idea
@chess lmk what you think of my idea
If everyone in the world gave me $1, that'd be neat
Probably would throw a sick party with a minimal cover fee
Probably would throw a sick party with a minimal cover fee
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If everyone in the world gave me $1, that'd be neat
Probably would throw a sick party with a minimal cover fee
Probably would throw a sick party with a minimal cover fee
Prospect Park Turkey Trot 5M
1: 9:52
2: 10:12
3: 10:20
4: 9:44
5: 9:26
Mile 3 was hell because of a hill but I am very happy with how I paced myself and found that second wind for miles 4 & 5
1: 9:52
2: 10:12
3: 10:20
4: 9:44
5: 9:26
Mile 3 was hell because of a hill but I am very happy with how I paced myself and found that second wind for miles 4 & 5
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Prospect Park Turkey Trot 5M
1: 9:52
2: 10:12
3: 10:20
4: 9:44
5: 9:26
Mile 3 was hell because of a hill but I am very happy with how I paced myself and found that second wind for miles 4 & 5
1: 9:52
2: 10:12
3: 10:20
4: 9:44
5: 9:26
Mile 3 was hell because of a hill but I am very happy with how I paced myself and found that second wind for miles 4 & 5
every time he was passed a blunt, it turned to dirt weed in his hand
when he'd smell that gas on the street, he asked for a strand name, but when he bought it, it was reg
every strain he would grind to roll up turned to schwag at the mere graze of his finger tip
this is the tale of King Mid-as
when he'd smell that gas on the street, he asked for a strand name, but when he bought it, it was reg
every strain he would grind to roll up turned to schwag at the mere graze of his finger tip
this is the tale of King Mid-as
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
every time he was passed a blunt, it turned to dirt weed in his hand
when he'd smell that gas on the street, he asked for a strand name, but when he bought it, it was reg
every strain he would grind to roll up turned to schwag at the mere graze of his finger tip
this is the tale of King Mid-as
when he'd smell that gas on the street, he asked for a strand name, but when he bought it, it was reg
every strain he would grind to roll up turned to schwag at the mere graze of his finger tip
this is the tale of King Mid-as