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R1 vs Ira🧣W - timely That All and ground down value
R2 vs Victor🐴W - consistent pressure and Blood on Her Hands goodness
R3 vs Puffin🦜L - I took unnecessary damage. Also fuck Palantir
I forgot how much I love consistent numbers decks!
R1 vs Ira🧣W - timely That All and ground down value
R2 vs Victor🐴W - consistent pressure and Blood on Her Hands goodness
R3 vs Puffin🦜L - I took unnecessary damage. Also fuck Palantir
I forgot how much I love consistent numbers decks!
R1 vs Jarl 🥶 W - ground out and gave no equipment.
R2 vs Bravo 🎪 L - Star Struck locked me out of the late game.
R3 vs Jarl again 🥶 W - they did nothing. I got them to 1. They played CYB and I Poisoned the Well.
Deck needs more Go Again
R1 vs Jarl 🥶 W - ground out and gave no equipment.
R2 vs Bravo 🎪 L - Star Struck locked me out of the late game.
R3 vs Jarl again 🥶 W - they did nothing. I got them to 1. They played CYB and I Poisoned the Well.
Deck needs more Go Again
R1 vs Verdance 🥦 L
R2 vs Verdance 🥦 L
R3 Bye 👋
Wizard is a tough matchup.
R1 vs Verdance 🥦 L
R2 vs Verdance 🥦 L
R3 Bye 👋
Wizard is a tough matchup.
R1 Bye👋
R2 vs Aurora 💫 W. Sent good pressure and blanked their turns with EoA Body.
R3 vs Florian 🍁 W. I sent 3 Levels on one chain. Pushed Miragai to 7 counters. Played 10K off Mage Master Boots.
I'm genuinely sad to see this broken hero go.
R1 Bye👋
R2 vs Aurora 💫 W. Sent good pressure and blanked their turns with EoA Body.
R3 vs Florian 🍁 W. I sent 3 Levels on one chain. Pushed Miragai to 7 counters. Played 10K off Mage Master Boots.
I'm genuinely sad to see this broken hero go.
R1 vs Aurora💫 W - a newer player felt the dagger pressure
R2 vs Verdance🍃 W - they scoured my Fealty, but I made them back quickly!
R3 vs Dorinthia 🗡 W - they had an amazing start, but late blocks when I was online meant they couldn't hit.
R1 vs Aurora💫 W - a newer player felt the dagger pressure
R2 vs Verdance🍃 W - they scoured my Fealty, but I made them back quickly!
R3 vs Dorinthia 🗡 W - they had an amazing start, but late blocks when I was online meant they couldn't hit.
R1 vs Cindra ❤️🔥 W - my opponent blocked way too much
R2 vs Slippy 🛝 W - they started strong but I then sent a lot of Sacred Art shields.
R3 vs Aurora L - I opened up really strong but then double Arc Lightning turn.
Too strong
R1 vs Cindra ❤️🔥 W - my opponent blocked way too much
R2 vs Slippy 🛝 W - they started strong but I then sent a lot of Sacred Art shields.
R3 vs Aurora L - I opened up really strong but then double Arc Lightning turn.
Too strong
R1 Bye 👋
R2 vs Dorinthea 🗡 - W. They saw poppers and Blanched me, but still got there.
R3 vs Aurora 💫 - W. A new player on the Armory deck playing very well. Pressured, but swung back and won with cheeky arcane.
Illusionist forever!
R1 Bye 👋
R2 vs Dorinthea 🗡 - W. They saw poppers and Blanched me, but still got there.
R3 vs Aurora 💫 - W. A new player on the Armory deck playing very well. Pressured, but swung back and won with cheeky arcane.
Illusionist forever!
Won out a few clutch games in the Calling and met the amazing @bitchyvelour.bsky.social as Marlynn. She posed with my Gold tokens and she swiped them like the powerful pirate she is!
Won out a few clutch games in the Calling and met the amazing @bitchyvelour.bsky.social as Marlynn. She posed with my Gold tokens and she swiped them like the powerful pirate she is!
R1 vs Aurora💫L - couldn't have lost to a nicer player
R2 vs Jarl🥶W - a new player needed to learn to hate ALS
R3 vs Riptide🐟 - unfamiliar matchup. Should have lead with Triumph
I need to lock in on the blue lady!
R1 vs Aurora💫L - couldn't have lost to a nicer player
R2 vs Jarl🥶W - a new player needed to learn to hate ALS
R3 vs Riptide🐟 - unfamiliar matchup. Should have lead with Triumph
I need to lock in on the blue lady!
R1 vs Aurora💫L - Game felt close, but died to random ping
R2 vs Kayo🥊W - efficient blocks and hard for them to play to reactions
R3 vs Vynnset👥L - a weird interaction with Succumb to Temptation cost me.
Didn't hate the hero
R1 vs Aurora💫L - Game felt close, but died to random ping
R2 vs Kayo🥊W - efficient blocks and hard for them to play to reactions
R3 vs Vynnset👥L - a weird interaction with Succumb to Temptation cost me.
Didn't hate the hero
R1 vs Jarl🥶W - took unnecessary damage and pressured them
R2 vs Cindra❤️🔥W - efficient blocks and reactions got there
R3 vs Aurora💫L - raced but they present too much pressure.
Am I good on this hero?
R1 vs Jarl🥶W - took unnecessary damage and pressured them
R2 vs Cindra❤️🔥W - efficient blocks and reactions got there
R3 vs Aurora💫L - raced but they present too much pressure.
Am I good on this hero?
R1 vs Jarl🥶 W - new player needed to learn.
R2 vs Verdance🍃 L - they saw all the poppers and got zero value.
R3 vs Ira🧣L - valued off the edge of the earth.
I have some cooking to do with a possible other hero...
R1 vs Jarl🥶 W - new player needed to learn.
R2 vs Verdance🍃 L - they saw all the poppers and got zero value.
R3 vs Ira🧣L - valued off the edge of the earth.
I have some cooking to do with a possible other hero...
R1 vs Mario 🍄 W - Clasm to take their only attacks. Should block bonds more.
R2 vs Azalea 🏹 W - a new player needed to learn to hate Illusionist.
R3 vs Aurora 💫 L - Purgatory is good. Matchup is tough.
I missed this hero so badly!
R1 vs Mario 🍄 W - Clasm to take their only attacks. Should block bonds more.
R2 vs Azalea 🏹 W - a new player needed to learn to hate Illusionist.
R3 vs Aurora 💫 L - Purgatory is good. Matchup is tough.
I missed this hero so badly!
R1 vs Marionette 🍄 W - able to buff Erudition over the top and lived my best life.
R2 vs Fang 🐲 W - relative inexperience in a bad matchup is always the way.
R3 vs Vynnset 👥 W - they lived their best life once, then did nothing else.
R1 vs Marionette 🍄 W - able to buff Erudition over the top and lived my best life.
R2 vs Fang 🐲 W - relative inexperience in a bad matchup is always the way.
R3 vs Vynnset 👥 W - they lived their best life once, then did nothing else.
R1 Bye 👋
R2 vs Mario 🍄 W - able to really grind them and block surprisingly well!
R3 vs Verdance 🍃 L - it's hard for a fair, damage deck to deal with a good Wizard player on a good Wizard!
Despite this, I will always be a Warrior player!!
R1 Bye 👋
R2 vs Mario 🍄 W - able to really grind them and block surprisingly well!
R3 vs Verdance 🍃 L - it's hard for a fair, damage deck to deal with a good Wizard player on a good Wizard!
Despite this, I will always be a Warrior player!!
R1 Aurora💫L - split, consistent damage that still blocks is bad.
R2 Vynnset👥L - a probably unwinnable matchup.
R3 Uzuri🔪W - the disruption didn't hurt too bad, and I got the flick, AotD Fire kill again.
Might branch out next week a bit... 🤔
R1 Aurora💫L - split, consistent damage that still blocks is bad.
R2 Vynnset👥L - a probably unwinnable matchup.
R3 Uzuri🔪W - the disruption didn't hurt too bad, and I got the flick, AotD Fire kill again.
Might branch out next week a bit... 🤔
R1 Aurora💫W - I feel like they good have won if sequencing was different.
R2 Ira🧣W - a close game with @scowlingfleshbag.bsky.social
R3 Oscilio⚡️W - Wax On MVP! Went fast through 2 Mind Warp.
Really loving Cindra. Might lock in for London Calling!
R1 Aurora💫W - I feel like they good have won if sequencing was different.
R2 Ira🧣W - a close game with @scowlingfleshbag.bsky.social
R3 Oscilio⚡️W - Wax On MVP! Went fast through 2 Mind Warp.
Really loving Cindra. Might lock in for London Calling!
R1 Mirror 🪞 L - they had wild tech like Gore Belching.
R2 Blaze 🔥 W - sandbagged Blues for AB and presented a lot of damage.
R3 Benji 🌬 W - sorry Elru.
Got an Oscilio mat in a random draw and fished Taipanis!
R1 Mirror 🪞 L - they had wild tech like Gore Belching.
R2 Blaze 🔥 W - sandbagged Blues for AB and presented a lot of damage.
R3 Benji 🌬 W - sorry Elru.
Got an Oscilio mat in a random draw and fished Taipanis!
R1 vs Verdance 🍃 W - they pitched wrong to play tree, and saw no disruption.
R2 vs Vynnset 👥 L - all runechants and big attacks.
R3 vs Fang 🐲 W - my numbers filled up the chain, but I've been persuaded a bit by the redline version.
New fave deck?
R1 vs Verdance 🍃 W - they pitched wrong to play tree, and saw no disruption.
R2 vs Vynnset 👥 L - all runechants and big attacks.
R3 vs Fang 🐲 W - my numbers filled up the chain, but I've been persuaded a bit by the redline version.
New fave deck?
R1 Aurora 💫 W - Pressured and did Mask goodness.
R2 Vynnset 👥 L - Got them low, blocked wrong, got Culled.
R3 Fang 🐲 W - They gave up equipment early and felt fire!
Loving Cindra so much!! Not enough room on the matt for a full chain!
R1 Aurora 💫 W - Pressured and did Mask goodness.
R2 Vynnset 👥 L - Got them low, blocked wrong, got Culled.
R3 Fang 🐲 W - They gave up equipment early and felt fire!
Loving Cindra so much!! Not enough room on the matt for a full chain!
R1 Bye 👋
R2 Cindra ❤️🔥 W - the mirror favours who goes second, but my opponent probably blocked too much in the early game.
R3 Enigma 🪼 W - the matchup feels unloseable. Pressuring all the ward and sending more attacks than they can ever block
R1 Bye 👋
R2 Cindra ❤️🔥 W - the mirror favours who goes second, but my opponent probably blocked too much in the early game.
R3 Enigma 🪼 W - the matchup feels unloseable. Pressuring all the ward and sending more attacks than they can ever block
R1 vs Slippy 🛝 L - presented good numbers but didn't respect Flick plus Pick to Pieces.
R2 vs Uzuri 🔪 D - would have had them easy. Fuck CYB.
R3 vs Maxx 🦾 W - Kabuto to stop Mech was nice. Big numbers.
I'd like to honestly play him more!
R1 vs Slippy 🛝 L - presented good numbers but didn't respect Flick plus Pick to Pieces.
R2 vs Uzuri 🔪 D - would have had them easy. Fuck CYB.
R3 vs Maxx 🦾 W - Kabuto to stop Mech was nice. Big numbers.
I'd like to honestly play him more!
R1 Viserai 😈 W - they took the wrong card with Succumb
R2 Florian 🍁 W - it's weird to not care about
R3 Cindra ❤️🔥 L - lost the die roll, brick hand, arsenal hate. It happens!
I officially love this deck! All fire and knives!!
R1 Viserai 😈 W - they took the wrong card with Succumb
R2 Florian 🍁 W - it's weird to not care about
R3 Cindra ❤️🔥 L - lost the die roll, brick hand, arsenal hate. It happens!
I officially love this deck! All fire and knives!!
R1 Bye 👋
R2 vs Enigma 🪼 - L - horrendous matchup.
R3 vs Florian 🍁 - W - they could not keep up with the value train!
Felt like good walue and fun to turn my brain off!
R1 Bye 👋
R2 vs Enigma 🪼 - L - horrendous matchup.
R3 vs Florian 🍁 - W - they could not keep up with the value train!
Felt like good walue and fun to turn my brain off!