i forgot to mention I'm also from the future

sorry my bad I'm just trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty /j

uh mine is more of a flowchart but cowash unless it's a shampoo day (once monthly) > deep conditioner (once weekly) > wash body > wash out conditioner > exfoliate (if neccessary) > post shower haircare (leave in, comb thru, curl activator, gel, wrap in towel)