Loved the unreliable narration by Merricat and the overall ominous feeling throughout the book
“I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴, the deathcup mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead.”
I don’t know how I’m going to deal with migraines when I can only take Panadol this summer
I don’t know how I’m going to deal with migraines when I can only take Panadol this summer
Shame the flakes Lindt sells for hot chocolate tastes terrible though, 0/10 would never buy again
Shame the flakes Lindt sells for hot chocolate tastes terrible though, 0/10 would never buy again
I could’ve built the most beautiful spreadsheets for work, but my family isn’t going to give a fuck about any of it
I hope they’ll remember I cross-stitched this wonky Xmas deco instead
I could’ve built the most beautiful spreadsheets for work, but my family isn’t going to give a fuck about any of it
I hope they’ll remember I cross-stitched this wonky Xmas deco instead
I’m now into the 3Cs - chocolate, coconut water and sometimes coleslaw
I’m now into the 3Cs - chocolate, coconut water and sometimes coleslaw
The poor girl now looks like she’s wearing a reverse crop top when she’s flipped over
The poor girl now looks like she’s wearing a reverse crop top when she’s flipped over
I packed ice cubes in a vacuum bottle this morning cos I was dreading the hot evening commute - the air cond always stops working from Parramatta to outer Western Sydney
I packed ice cubes in a vacuum bottle this morning cos I was dreading the hot evening commute - the air cond always stops working from Parramatta to outer Western Sydney
It was the gold Christmas beetles slamming themselves again and again against the glass sliding door, trying to get into the light
It was the gold Christmas beetles slamming themselves again and again against the glass sliding door, trying to get into the light
So now we have a worthless Word document with blank comment boxes
So now we have a worthless Word document with blank comment boxes
When you’re on your deathbed or it’s your funeral, your colleagues (probably) & your boss (definitely) won’t show up, just saying
When you’re on your deathbed or it’s your funeral, your colleagues (probably) & your boss (definitely) won’t show up, just saying
That’s how loud the husband snores
That’s how loud the husband snores
I’m very very tired of feeling like I’m going through a migraine every day
I’m very very tired of feeling like I’m going through a migraine every day
10/10 will recommend, haven’t had a chill day for a while
10/10 will recommend, haven’t had a chill day for a while
Like ok buddy, do you want me to record you now that you’ve got out of your car, so it’s easier to report to the police
Like ok buddy, do you want me to record you now that you’ve got out of your car, so it’s easier to report to the police
She didn’t know the song was released 20+ years ago; I had it on my mp3 player
She didn’t know the song was released 20+ years ago; I had it on my mp3 player
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We walked out without ordering anything, cos it’s like a Chinese restaurant saying they don’t have fried rice
That shit ain’t right
We walked out without ordering anything, cos it’s like a Chinese restaurant saying they don’t have fried rice
That shit ain’t right
If we ever have a kid, they’ll probably inherit his thick neck (his siblings have it) and/or my migraines 🥲
If we ever have a kid, they’ll probably inherit his thick neck (his siblings have it) and/or my migraines 🥲
Put on a belt bro, we all know you’re trying to look cool but no belt means your whole look is still not cool
Put on a belt bro, we all know you’re trying to look cool but no belt means your whole look is still not cool
But what do I know?
But what do I know?