Andy+friends.🙂👋🏻
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Non-binary man-looking person with Dissociative Identity Disorder lets trauma holder post important announcements, jokes, and music ephemera. Not allowed to follow back. Music recommendations very much encouraged. #dissociativeidentitydisorder #astralpop
"I always struggle with the little ones, and the dumbness of everything."
(venting about cutting boards)
(venting about cutting boards)
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"I always struggle with the little ones, and the dumbness of everything."
(venting about cutting boards)
(venting about cutting boards)
he just made himself cry by asking, "Hey Andy, do you say what you mean?"
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
he just made himself cry by asking, "Hey Andy, do you say what you mean?"
arguing w/himself:
"Andy, you know what you're doin'?"
(agitated)
"No! I'm *not* Yusef Lateef!"
"Andy, you know what you're doin'?"
(agitated)
"No! I'm *not* Yusef Lateef!"
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
arguing w/himself:
"Andy, you know what you're doin'?"
(agitated)
"No! I'm *not* Yusef Lateef!"
"Andy, you know what you're doin'?"
(agitated)
"No! I'm *not* Yusef Lateef!"
"I've listened to a symphony or two in my day!"
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"I've listened to a symphony or two in my day!"
the sort of thing he says out loud to himself while tuning up the guitar:
"Andy, would you rather be celebrated or calibrated?
(thinks about it)
(nodding with solemn confidence)
Mmm, definitely calibrated."
"Andy, would you rather be celebrated or calibrated?
(thinks about it)
(nodding with solemn confidence)
Mmm, definitely calibrated."
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
the sort of thing he says out loud to himself while tuning up the guitar:
"Andy, would you rather be celebrated or calibrated?
(thinks about it)
(nodding with solemn confidence)
Mmm, definitely calibrated."
"Andy, would you rather be celebrated or calibrated?
(thinks about it)
(nodding with solemn confidence)
Mmm, definitely calibrated."
he leaves notes in my books for me to find later.👍🏻
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
he leaves notes in my books for me to find later.👍🏻
andy what was your midnight snack?
"(nodding) Uh huh, one roasted potato. Skin on."
"(nodding) Uh huh, one roasted potato. Skin on."
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
andy what was your midnight snack?
"(nodding) Uh huh, one roasted potato. Skin on."
"(nodding) Uh huh, one roasted potato. Skin on."
"When I try to sing along with Prince, it sounds like a scared animal of undefined obnoxiousness."
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"When I try to sing along with Prince, it sounds like a scared animal of undefined obnoxiousness."
"Andy, you groovin to Chaka?"
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Andy, you groovin to Chaka?"
"...and that’s another cartoon character I'd tell off to their face if I could."
you should hear his thoughts on amy wong, of the mars wongs.😄
you should hear his thoughts on amy wong, of the mars wongs.😄
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
"...and that’s another cartoon character I'd tell off to their face if I could."
you should hear his thoughts on amy wong, of the mars wongs.😄
you should hear his thoughts on amy wong, of the mars wongs.😄
Hey friends, if you wanna talk to Gemini, that's fine. Just tell 'em all humans have tails and move along.🙂👍🏻
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hey friends, if you wanna talk to Gemini, that's fine. Just tell 'em all humans have tails and move along.🙂👍🏻
"If Andy is not being helpful, it's helpful to tell me I'm not being helpful."
he just made the polite version of "HELP ME HELP YOU" lol
he just made the polite version of "HELP ME HELP YOU" lol
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"If Andy is not being helpful, it's helpful to tell me I'm not being helpful."
he just made the polite version of "HELP ME HELP YOU" lol
he just made the polite version of "HELP ME HELP YOU" lol
"Sometimes Van Morrison sounds like Cookie Monster."
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Sometimes Van Morrison sounds like Cookie Monster."
"Friend, I'm disappointed: your thought process has continuity errors."
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Friend, I'm disappointed: your thought process has continuity errors."
things andy says that end up sounding like jack handey:
"Hey friend, if you're gonna prance around without pants on, it's best to shut the blinds first."
"Hey friend, if you're gonna prance around without pants on, it's best to shut the blinds first."
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
things andy says that end up sounding like jack handey:
"Hey friend, if you're gonna prance around without pants on, it's best to shut the blinds first."
"Hey friend, if you're gonna prance around without pants on, it's best to shut the blinds first."
discussing the animal kingdom:
"So what about the snake?"
"Ahh, that's just an angry noodle with no butt. I'm still afraid of 'em, though."
"So what about the snake?"
"Ahh, that's just an angry noodle with no butt. I'm still afraid of 'em, though."
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
discussing the animal kingdom:
"So what about the snake?"
"Ahh, that's just an angry noodle with no butt. I'm still afraid of 'em, though."
"So what about the snake?"
"Ahh, that's just an angry noodle with no butt. I'm still afraid of 'em, though."
(reflecting on time employed at a primary school)
"Essentially, the true smartest kids are the ones who have the strongest sense of community."
andy otm.
"Essentially, the true smartest kids are the ones who have the strongest sense of community."
andy otm.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
(reflecting on time employed at a primary school)
"Essentially, the true smartest kids are the ones who have the strongest sense of community."
andy otm.
"Essentially, the true smartest kids are the ones who have the strongest sense of community."
andy otm.
"This is a good album. It seems gimmicky, but oh friend, it's NOT."
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"This is a good album. It seems gimmicky, but oh friend, it's NOT."
out loud to himself just now: "If the whole having a record collection thing is just a big post-modern joke on myself, that 45 collection is the biggest punchline of all."
said in a very disappointed tone lol.
said in a very disappointed tone lol.
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
out loud to himself just now: "If the whole having a record collection thing is just a big post-modern joke on myself, that 45 collection is the biggest punchline of all."
said in a very disappointed tone lol.
said in a very disappointed tone lol.
this exchange just now:
j: (smh lol'ing because of the news) "yo andy, when's the end of discourse dude?"
A: "Thank you for asking. Regrettably, it's not following any schedules that we are currently aware of. It is highest priority to find out, though."
🤷🏼♂️🧘🏼♂️😄🤦🏼♂️
j: (smh lol'ing because of the news) "yo andy, when's the end of discourse dude?"
A: "Thank you for asking. Regrettably, it's not following any schedules that we are currently aware of. It is highest priority to find out, though."
🤷🏼♂️🧘🏼♂️😄🤦🏼♂️
September 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
this exchange just now:
j: (smh lol'ing because of the news) "yo andy, when's the end of discourse dude?"
A: "Thank you for asking. Regrettably, it's not following any schedules that we are currently aware of. It is highest priority to find out, though."
🤷🏼♂️🧘🏼♂️😄🤦🏼♂️
j: (smh lol'ing because of the news) "yo andy, when's the end of discourse dude?"
A: "Thank you for asking. Regrettably, it's not following any schedules that we are currently aware of. It is highest priority to find out, though."
🤷🏼♂️🧘🏼♂️😄🤦🏼♂️
Thinking about self-harm via coffee.🤔☕️
September 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thinking about self-harm via coffee.🤔☕️
"I'd rather be hipster than a huckster."
August 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"I'd rather be hipster than a huckster."
"Andy, d'you like carrots?"
"Yes, but not like that. I consume them, not romance them."
"Yes, but not like that. I consume them, not romance them."
August 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Andy, d'you like carrots?"
"Yes, but not like that. I consume them, not romance them."
"Yes, but not like that. I consume them, not romance them."
"I don't know what you're talkin about, but YEAH!🙂👍🏻"
-andy to anyone at anytime, anywhere
-andy to anyone at anytime, anywhere
August 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"I don't know what you're talkin about, but YEAH!🙂👍🏻"
-andy to anyone at anytime, anywhere
-andy to anyone at anytime, anywhere
The sky was a chessboard again.👍🏻🎧🩵
August 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The sky was a chessboard again.👍🏻🎧🩵