iwishicouldread.bsky.social
@iwishicouldread.bsky.social
Hotwiring the Flintstones car
May 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reposted
If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
PLEASE join my earthquake-worshipping cult, Order of Magnitude. DISCLAIMER: I’m not responsible if the initiation ritual gives you Shaken Adult Syndrome!!!!!!!
April 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Jarvis, give his truck nuts an orchiectomy
April 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Putting all my edibles in one of those cat enrichment toys so if I'm too high I can't take any more
January 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm microdosing water with the boys. They are yelling "shots shots shots." Like Sisyphus, I cannot escape middle school.
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
why won't my veterinarian prescribe me dog Valium
January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
they let PEOPLE take DOG VALIUM?????
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM