Dead Paperboy
@iwantmytwodollars.bsky.social
You owe me. Feel like I’m living in the Twilight Zone of America. WTF? The Stoics have it right.
Swagger says goodnight.
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Swagger says goodnight.
Pretty sure from the shadow, that’s definitely Beaker:
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Pretty sure from the shadow, that’s definitely Beaker:
Lotus looks like my Swagger.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Lotus looks like my Swagger.
Tonic the cat in Caught Stealing:
September 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tonic the cat in Caught Stealing:
I guess maybe it’s more this statute from the CFR:
§ 2635.704 Use of Government property.
(a) Standard. Employees have a duty to protect and conserve Government property and may not use such property, or allow its use, for other than authorized purposes.
§ 2635.704 Use of Government property.
(a) Standard. Employees have a duty to protect and conserve Government property and may not use such property, or allow its use, for other than authorized purposes.
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I guess maybe it’s more this statute from the CFR:
§ 2635.704 Use of Government property.
(a) Standard. Employees have a duty to protect and conserve Government property and may not use such property, or allow its use, for other than authorized purposes.
§ 2635.704 Use of Government property.
(a) Standard. Employees have a duty to protect and conserve Government property and may not use such property, or allow its use, for other than authorized purposes.
Came across these yesterday.
May 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Came across these yesterday.
Resemblance?
February 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Resemblance?
You ain’t educating anybody with your half-wit right wing media bias.
February 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You ain’t educating anybody with your half-wit right wing media bias.
Uh oh, fact checkers. Run away!
February 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Uh oh, fact checkers. Run away!
This is what lies ahead, genius:
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is what lies ahead, genius:
Hmmm…interesting facts:
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hmmm…interesting facts:
You voted for this. Congratulations! And of course, when egg prices started going up under Biden’s terms, it was HIS fault, due to HIS policies. But under Trump, soaring grocery prices and “unexpected” inflation due to his policies is…also Biden’s fault. I’m sure you agree.
February 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You voted for this. Congratulations! And of course, when egg prices started going up under Biden’s terms, it was HIS fault, due to HIS policies. But under Trump, soaring grocery prices and “unexpected” inflation due to his policies is…also Biden’s fault. I’m sure you agree.
More of Trumps domestic agenda that you’re in favor of: higher inflation. Higher prices. Lower consumer confidence.
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
More of Trumps domestic agenda that you’re in favor of: higher inflation. Higher prices. Lower consumer confidence.
So are his economic ideas:
February 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So are his economic ideas:
I know a certain someone. He looks like this:
February 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I know a certain someone. He looks like this:
