Live from the scene

Glory.

Honestly it's like the school first football team showboating during a PE lesson.

Honestly if I could change 1 law or several interlinked ones. Minimise scrum penalties and calling for more scrums to try get a yellow card. If you just keep smashing them backwards because you're bigger it's not a technical infringement. You're just fucking bigger.

God damn it

Which is a demotion right?

Which didn't even originally have the sub sub heading.

Could be as bad as this effort by the Guardian www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/a...

I stopped looking during this WC.

Wuh? There's like 2 minutes on the performance pathways next to a 3 minutes interview with Emma Orr...

youtube.com/@scottishrug...

That it for the Scotland game?

Like the rulebooks from when I was a kid would have "the reward of eternal duty is death" underneath some body horror image of someone's face who is 50% tubes.

Yeah the presentation leans in to the actual way I've always read these things in my head. Sort of cod epic poetry like Milton rather than gruff men shouting manly things in a manly voice. Best 40k trailer worst Dawn of War. Not worst 40k game mind.

Id use @jkirkpatrick.bsky.social 's version. Seems like idiom. Mines all what did you do at the weekend work chat. Even the formal conjugation.