Goonette
@ivyshannon.bsky.social
Weird Deranged, freakyand psychotic and I don’t care who knows it!!
Don’t matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Don’t matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines
New Year’s resolutions but my period started on January 3rd like
a brown dog is sitting on the floor with its paws on a person 's feet .
ALT: a brown dog is sitting on the floor with its paws on a person 's feet .
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January 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
New Year’s resolutions but my period started on January 3rd like
Ok but no more gooning for new years and that’s REAL!
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Ok but no more gooning for new years and that’s REAL!
It’s 5 am on new years and I just learned that Chuck berry liked farting and peeing on prostitutes I’m so fucking scared man wtf
a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .
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January 1, 2026 at 11:18 AM
It’s 5 am on new years and I just learned that Chuck berry liked farting and peeing on prostitutes I’m so fucking scared man wtf
The way my life has like completely changed since I was younger like all the toxicity has been cut and I notice whenever there’s toxicity irl it’s always the same common denominator like it’s time to permanently cut it 🤫🤫🤫👹👹👹👹🦹🏽♀️😹
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The way my life has like completely changed since I was younger like all the toxicity has been cut and I notice whenever there’s toxicity irl it’s always the same common denominator like it’s time to permanently cut it 🤫🤫🤫👹👹👹👹🦹🏽♀️😹
I get sooo mad when I choose a bathroom stall fall from like all other stalls like FAR and someone comes in the stall right next to me like, bitch I’m trying to FART!
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I get sooo mad when I choose a bathroom stall fall from like all other stalls like FAR and someone comes in the stall right next to me like, bitch I’m trying to FART!
I’m jerkin I’m jerkin I’m jerkin
December 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m jerkin I’m jerkin I’m jerkin
Wah dat pohn all u wanna do is wah dah pohn
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wah dat pohn all u wanna do is wah dah pohn
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
I have never gooned a day in my life
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have never gooned a day in my life
Ovulation so bad so painful than it’s been in months this egg release woke me up henni
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ovulation so bad so painful than it’s been in months this egg release woke me up henni
U ain’t gotta tell me! It’s just in my nature
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
U ain’t gotta tell me! It’s just in my nature
No more squeezing my legs together NO MORE! it all stops now
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No more squeezing my legs together NO MORE! it all stops now
Was thinking like why do I have so much friction between my thighs like they really don’t rub together much when I walk. was really thinking abt it. To get to the bottom of this. And fucking realized. What the fuck it’s from. Like. My dumbass. Gooning is cancelled like. No more
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Was thinking like why do I have so much friction between my thighs like they really don’t rub together much when I walk. was really thinking abt it. To get to the bottom of this. And fucking realized. What the fuck it’s from. Like. My dumbass. Gooning is cancelled like. No more