The hardest part of being a comic artist is having people fall in love with me for my tits instead of my strange comics that cause me to identify as a single mother (having birthed each comic myself)

In my head I’ve lived 1,000 different lifetimes but in this fleshy vessel I’m tied to one

If you took every single person I’ve ever gone on a date with and put them in a room together they’d tell you I love being taken out to dinner . That’s the only thing they’d all have in common.

It’s important to get 8 hours of sleep and 9 hours of lying frozen on your couch feeling the full weight of existence

Don’t trust celebrities. Trust me, I’m from LA and have personally met every single celebrity.

As a figure model the most enthralling thing I’ve done in my career is break my pose fully nude to look someone in the face and tell them no photos