Getting unwomaned by the government today doesn't feel good, but it does remind of some wise words from @citizenio.bsky.social

"Be gay, do crime."

Live in a bungalow, haven't left the house all day 👍🏼

Okay, actual dream blunt rotation is Blackie, Audrey, Waldo, and the Log

RIP Waldo 💔

The Great Northern is so tacky and I absolutely love it

I want a series where Audrey sets up as a private investigator, and it's just her slinking around and smoking for an hour each week, neck deep in intrigue

The Book House boys have such Famous Five energy. Big Ed is the dog

Name that band

The horror of meeting your new therapist and finding this guy

Is James supposed to be hot? He's doing like a Poundland blue steel half the time, and then joylessly monologuing about love the other half

I cannot for the life of me figure out how Pete fits in with Josie and Catherine. Is he like their butler? Or the hinge in their polycue?

We must protect Lucy at all costs

Oh shit I forgot this guy. Now it's perfect. Imagine the *vibes*. Immaculate. Ben and Jerry bring the unhinged energy needed when you can't get up out of that bean bag chair, Audrey brings the tunes, and Garland can really help you question your life choices

I really didn't *get* Twin Peaks for the first episode or so, then this bitch started talking about silent curtain runners and everything started to make sense

Dream blunt rotation, Twin Peaks edition