Ivy Dietrich
@ivydee.bsky.social
40. Your fat, friendly, flirty, sapphic-leaning,high-tech, low life, she/they with a heart of gold.
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Punky Monkey #1: "The Leopards Won't Eat MY Face!"
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Punky Monkey #1: "The Leopards Won't Eat MY Face!"
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September 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The closest you will ever come to firing a real life Doom-style Super Shotgun.
September 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The closest you will ever come to firing a real life Doom-style Super Shotgun.
When the Left in-fights, we hold 3-day long elections on how to codify our stance on violence in Gaza.
When the Right in-fights, a white supremacist Christian nationalist puts a neck wound in a trans-misogynistic and racist propagandist.
#WeAreNotTheSame
When the Right in-fights, a white supremacist Christian nationalist puts a neck wound in a trans-misogynistic and racist propagandist.
#WeAreNotTheSame
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When the Left in-fights, we hold 3-day long elections on how to codify our stance on violence in Gaza.
When the Right in-fights, a white supremacist Christian nationalist puts a neck wound in a trans-misogynistic and racist propagandist.
#WeAreNotTheSame
When the Right in-fights, a white supremacist Christian nationalist puts a neck wound in a trans-misogynistic and racist propagandist.
#WeAreNotTheSame
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‘IGNORANUS’
I’m not really sure if this new word is an adjective or a noun.
When I read its definition, a specific individual immediately came to mind.
Made me laugh, despite its supposed ‘rude’ tone.
Besides, we all know one and/or have one.
:-)}
I’m not really sure if this new word is an adjective or a noun.
When I read its definition, a specific individual immediately came to mind.
Made me laugh, despite its supposed ‘rude’ tone.
Besides, we all know one and/or have one.
:-)}
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
‘IGNORANUS’
I’m not really sure if this new word is an adjective or a noun.
When I read its definition, a specific individual immediately came to mind.
Made me laugh, despite its supposed ‘rude’ tone.
Besides, we all know one and/or have one.
:-)}
I’m not really sure if this new word is an adjective or a noun.
When I read its definition, a specific individual immediately came to mind.
Made me laugh, despite its supposed ‘rude’ tone.
Besides, we all know one and/or have one.
:-)}
The irony that Charlie Kirk dropped out of college only to be dropped in a college is not lost on me.
September 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The irony that Charlie Kirk dropped out of college only to be dropped in a college is not lost on me.
No, I'm quite over the "don't dance on people's graves" phase of my life, thank you. I'm in my "let's empty your diva cup on Charlie Kirk's headstone" era now.
September 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
No, I'm quite over the "don't dance on people's graves" phase of my life, thank you. I'm in my "let's empty your diva cup on Charlie Kirk's headstone" era now.
Charlie Kirk died as he lived...
... A pain in the neck.
... A pain in the neck.
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Charlie Kirk died as he lived...
... A pain in the neck.
... A pain in the neck.
I don't know what pisses me off more; that the custodian on overnights propositioned me last night or that he was only interested in me because I'm trans and he's "totally not gay, I promise." 🤢
We aren't going to talk about his foot fetish because that's hardly the worst thing in his record.
We aren't going to talk about his foot fetish because that's hardly the worst thing in his record.
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don't know what pisses me off more; that the custodian on overnights propositioned me last night or that he was only interested in me because I'm trans and he's "totally not gay, I promise." 🤢
We aren't going to talk about his foot fetish because that's hardly the worst thing in his record.
We aren't going to talk about his foot fetish because that's hardly the worst thing in his record.
I saw Wonder Showzen for the first time last night.
There was a solid 12 minutes where I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out. 🤣
There was a solid 12 minutes where I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out. 🤣
September 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I saw Wonder Showzen for the first time last night.
There was a solid 12 minutes where I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out. 🤣
There was a solid 12 minutes where I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out. 🤣
Apple cider > pumpkin spice
Fucking fight me, bitch. 🥊
Fucking fight me, bitch. 🥊
September 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Apple cider > pumpkin spice
Fucking fight me, bitch. 🥊
Fucking fight me, bitch. 🥊
Let's be real, folks would eat this up in the 2020's if it got a She-Ra style rewrite. Maybe slip some subtle environmental messages in there.
Bluesky gets it first. Street sharks babbbbbyyyyyyy!!! There are still things I want to change but overall I'm happy with it. imma work my way through the whole "fighting mutant animals with abs" genre.
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Let's be real, folks would eat this up in the 2020's if it got a She-Ra style rewrite. Maybe slip some subtle environmental messages in there.
What is it about men that wear a T-shirt and ball cap with a blazer and dress slacks that make me want to beat them in the face with an aluminum bat? #IrrationalHate or #ValidCrashout?
September 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
What is it about men that wear a T-shirt and ball cap with a blazer and dress slacks that make me want to beat them in the face with an aluminum bat? #IrrationalHate or #ValidCrashout?
Question for tobacco smokers: why do you have names for cigarettes other than what they're actually called? I get people all night asking for "Marlboro Lights" when they really mean the Gold Pack. Explain this shaboingery immediately.
September 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Question for tobacco smokers: why do you have names for cigarettes other than what they're actually called? I get people all night asking for "Marlboro Lights" when they really mean the Gold Pack. Explain this shaboingery immediately.
If you're wondering why I'm flooding y'all with unrelated posts, these are the thoughts I have when I finish my work early but have to stand at the register for another 3+ hours with nothing but the voices in my head to keep me company. #ThirdShiftLife
September 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If you're wondering why I'm flooding y'all with unrelated posts, these are the thoughts I have when I finish my work early but have to stand at the register for another 3+ hours with nothing but the voices in my head to keep me company. #ThirdShiftLife
Being the token #Xenial of a group of nerds is wild. I share nostalgia with them all the time only to bring up something related that they were never around to have context for.
Imagine having a back-and-forth about Transformers lore only to be hit with, "what the hell is Beast Wars?" #Hag
Imagine having a back-and-forth about Transformers lore only to be hit with, "what the hell is Beast Wars?" #Hag
September 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I live in a country where I had to transfer my ENTIRE savings account to my checking account because my insurance didn't cover a life saving surgery that keeps me from DROWNING IN MY OWN BILE.
It is LITERALLY too expensive to be sick in America. #AmericaWasNeverGreat #FuckAmerica #Healthcare
It is LITERALLY too expensive to be sick in America. #AmericaWasNeverGreat #FuckAmerica #Healthcare
September 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I live in a country where I had to transfer my ENTIRE savings account to my checking account because my insurance didn't cover a life saving surgery that keeps me from DROWNING IN MY OWN BILE.
It is LITERALLY too expensive to be sick in America. #AmericaWasNeverGreat #FuckAmerica #Healthcare
It is LITERALLY too expensive to be sick in America. #AmericaWasNeverGreat #FuckAmerica #Healthcare
It's not just me, right? My new lighter totally has #SapphicEnergy, does it not?
September 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It's not just me, right? My new lighter totally has #SapphicEnergy, does it not?
"Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who is one of those pieces of media that's a certified classic, but also a CRIMSON red flag if someone likes it too much.
Like, my sibling in Slaanesh; you do realize that song is literally the villain throwing a tantrum about being a "misunderstood genius," right?
Like, my sibling in Slaanesh; you do realize that song is literally the villain throwing a tantrum about being a "misunderstood genius," right?
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
"Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who is one of those pieces of media that's a certified classic, but also a CRIMSON red flag if someone likes it too much.
Like, my sibling in Slaanesh; you do realize that song is literally the villain throwing a tantrum about being a "misunderstood genius," right?
Like, my sibling in Slaanesh; you do realize that song is literally the villain throwing a tantrum about being a "misunderstood genius," right?
Apparently, I've unintentionally trained @queerarmorer.bsky.social to hear the unique sound of my shoes and rush out to hug me before I leave for work and I think that's adorable. 🥰
September 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Apparently, I've unintentionally trained @queerarmorer.bsky.social to hear the unique sound of my shoes and rush out to hug me before I leave for work and I think that's adorable. 🥰
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I love how Giuliani can go straight from screaming "Decency! Family Values!" at GOP fundraisers to picking up a hooker on the side of the road and crashing his car as a result.
If the cops weren't corrupt pigs there'd be genuinely WILD tox screen results going around but this ain't that universe.
If the cops weren't corrupt pigs there'd be genuinely WILD tox screen results going around but this ain't that universe.
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I love how Giuliani can go straight from screaming "Decency! Family Values!" at GOP fundraisers to picking up a hooker on the side of the road and crashing his car as a result.
If the cops weren't corrupt pigs there'd be genuinely WILD tox screen results going around but this ain't that universe.
If the cops weren't corrupt pigs there'd be genuinely WILD tox screen results going around but this ain't that universe.
Fun fact: Erythrism is a condition where animals produce red or pink pigmentation normally not found in their species.
And so, since all big cats are panthers, you could call this Golden Tiger a "Pink Panther."
And so, since all big cats are panthers, you could call this Golden Tiger a "Pink Panther."
August 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fun fact: Erythrism is a condition where animals produce red or pink pigmentation normally not found in their species.
And so, since all big cats are panthers, you could call this Golden Tiger a "Pink Panther."
And so, since all big cats are panthers, you could call this Golden Tiger a "Pink Panther."
A vape that doubles as a retro gaming console...
HOW IS THIS NOT BEING CALLED OUT FOR MARKETING TO CHILDREN? 🤬
#vplay #tobaccofree
HOW IS THIS NOT BEING CALLED OUT FOR MARKETING TO CHILDREN? 🤬
#vplay #tobaccofree
August 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A vape that doubles as a retro gaming console...
HOW IS THIS NOT BEING CALLED OUT FOR MARKETING TO CHILDREN? 🤬
#vplay #tobaccofree
HOW IS THIS NOT BEING CALLED OUT FOR MARKETING TO CHILDREN? 🤬
#vplay #tobaccofree
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I remember this guy from a therapy group a decade ago. He had a book he carried with him full of phone numbers crossed out; all of his friends dead to that apathy. That book was his closest thing to seeing them again.
You owe it to all who have died to keep going.
Queer survival is revolutionary.
You owe it to all who have died to keep going.
Queer survival is revolutionary.
Horrifying thought I keep having today:
In this generation, 35 years old is considered a queer elder because there was a plague that the government decided to let eugenically decimate the queer population and now 35 is considered old.
I want to cry but I am focusing on letting it radicalize me.
In this generation, 35 years old is considered a queer elder because there was a plague that the government decided to let eugenically decimate the queer population and now 35 is considered old.
I want to cry but I am focusing on letting it radicalize me.
August 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I remember this guy from a therapy group a decade ago. He had a book he carried with him full of phone numbers crossed out; all of his friends dead to that apathy. That book was his closest thing to seeing them again.
You owe it to all who have died to keep going.
Queer survival is revolutionary.
You owe it to all who have died to keep going.
Queer survival is revolutionary.
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Horrifying thought I keep having today:
In this generation, 35 years old is considered a queer elder because there was a plague that the government decided to let eugenically decimate the queer population and now 35 is considered old.
I want to cry but I am focusing on letting it radicalize me.
In this generation, 35 years old is considered a queer elder because there was a plague that the government decided to let eugenically decimate the queer population and now 35 is considered old.
I want to cry but I am focusing on letting it radicalize me.
August 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Horrifying thought I keep having today:
In this generation, 35 years old is considered a queer elder because there was a plague that the government decided to let eugenically decimate the queer population and now 35 is considered old.
I want to cry but I am focusing on letting it radicalize me.
In this generation, 35 years old is considered a queer elder because there was a plague that the government decided to let eugenically decimate the queer population and now 35 is considered old.
I want to cry but I am focusing on letting it radicalize me.