mfers be like "smoking bad. alcohol bad"

bro you go to a chiropractor.

was making myself a drink and tried to do the fancy thing that bartenders do where they hold the drink rly high in the air. made a tiny mess. fuck this. fuck everything.

"IT'S PEAK BRO IT'S ABSOLUTE CINEMA"

-guy who thinks genshin's story is good and scrolls tiktok during movies

are you really a cute eepy smol bean or do you need to get some lab work done

why can't my estrogen and spiro be in cute girlypop bottles instead of these orange and white ones.

FUCK

need a bad bitch to talk to me like i'm a sesame street character

bounce on it til the dog starts barking. bounce on it til the bitrate becomes pixelated. bounce on it til the third wheel calls the cops.

can trans girls chill with being clicker trained one of these days yall are gonna put that shit in your hyperpop and i'm gonna get nonconned randomly