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Bob Ross Guernica
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More a Pottersville kind of guy
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Well look who’s dropped dead now
the famous NY Daily News hed: FORD TO CITY, DROP DEAD. One guess who was pushing Ford to make an example of NYC
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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dipshits?
nyt hed: "a nazy tattoo exposes democrats' greatest weakness"
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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So Yesavage, being a rookie, played his first major league game in SEPTEMBER. He spent most of the year in the minors. This very May he was he was playing in this ballpark in Vancouver.
A little ballpark with middling attendance. It is surrounded by pine trees. There’s a canvas tent in the corner. Dodger Stadium, capacity 56,000
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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sidewalk litter, Brooklyn
torn Cuomo flyer, on the sidewalk: “new york city mayor is not an entry level position” etc etc
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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meanwhile in maine
are we the baddies dot gif
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The origin story of "You Were Always On My Mind" is perfect
Wikipedia screenshot. The composer of the song called his wife to apologize for being out of town for ages. When she got angry, he mumbled that at least he was thinking about her all the time, realized he had a song on his hands, and immediately hung up.
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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US departures lounge, Toronto Billy Bishop Airport, late afternoon last week.
Absolutely empty airline terminal Tumbleweed-empty airport lounge that was rammed full a year ago.
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Sure seems like Adams only pulled the plug on his campaign after he couldn’t get anyone to pay him to do it.
September 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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at this rate I'm going to be saving more and more on subscriptions each month
September 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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"And in conclusion..."
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Do not pass go, proceed directly to fugue state
NYT headline: “Jokey names for detention centers face criticism for insensitivity”
August 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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he knew
bill adama
August 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Why play curiosity gap footsies with this? Isn’t “about to call in the national guard for no reason” a good time to be direct?
August 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I’ll pass?
August 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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why do linkedin responses feel so robotic and vacant?
LinkedIn screenshot of people replying to a post with “Thanks for sharing, Amon” and “Love this, Amon” above two large auto-reply buttons: “Thanks for sharing, Amon” and “Love this, Amon”
August 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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don’t tempt me with a good time
July 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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🤔
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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c’est papillon, de passe-partout!
July 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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the classic gary larson cartoon of the generals: "On the other hand, gentlemen, what if we gave a war and EVERYBODY came?"
June 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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solid sight gag
June 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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chef's kiss
June 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Cuomo’s panicking
June 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Reminder that Kevin O’Leary, glutton for humiliation, is mostly known in America as “Mr. Wonderful”
Screenshot of a Fox News headline identifying Temu Benedict Arnold here as “Mr. Wonderful”
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Whitmer hiding her face in the Oval Office, ending her presidential career. Dukakis lookin goofy in a tank, ending his.
April 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM