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Andrew Ivimey
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Award winning Writer, Producer, Actor, and co-founder of the The From Superheroes Network. He/Him
www.andrewivimey.com
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Pimp my ride made normal vehicles now that I've seen a Cybertruck
A Dodge caravan with 3 tones of purple, and just what I used to think was too much crap going on until I saw a Cybertruck
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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🔥ALBUM LAUNCH🔥 My new comedy Album "Let's Go!" is available TODAY on most major platforms. This is my third album and it's a labour of love I'm truly proud of.

Thanks to @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social for the awesome album art.

🔗 lnk.dmsmusic.co/andrewivimey...
A cartoon rendition of Andrew Ivimey, on stage in front of a red curtain. He has a metal arm and sits in a brainwashing car in the style of Bucky Barnes The Winter Soldier. A microphone in a stand is in front of him.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I've been watching Raptors this season and the stadium is half empty.
If I want tickets to a regular season game against a team with their star player missing in a mostly empty arena it's $430 resale!?
Doug Ford and Ticketmaster have really turned all Toronto entertainment into a scam.
A seat selection window for Scotiabank area Toronto Raptors game. Where many seats are available. But most are red because they're being resold (scalped) at a huge markup by ticketmaster subsidiaries.
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Spirit Halloween store managers showing up to work today
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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HALIFAX! I've got an incredible show for you on Nov 7th.

I'm joined by hilarious guests @lubamagnus.bsky.social (CBC), Jordan Foisy (This Hour Has 22 Minutes), & @clarebelford.bsky.social (Halifax Comedy Festival).

🎟️ 🔗 andrewivimeyhalifax2025.eventbrite.ca
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I made a Venn diagram to describe the current state of hand dryers in public bathrooms. You can have one that actually dies, but is broken immediately, or one that lasts for 20 years and does get hands dry.
A venn diagram of Hand Dryers. One circle dries, all broken are within, and separate circle that does not touch drying or broken is labelled "Works longer than 1 week"
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Another AI promo slop piece, time to click the old mute button to avoid seeing future trash.
TechCrunch profile, the menu drop down selected, with "mute account highlighted"
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I'm just gonna click over here real quick to avoid this slop in the future.
The New York Times profile. The menu drop down selected and "mute account" is highlighted.
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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My dumb jokes are still pretty smart you guys.
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Nothing in the world balls harder than kids playing basketball at the public courts behind the ROMAN COLESSEUM.
Imagine dunking on somebody and yelling "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
A public outdoor basketball court. Orange court on a beautiful clear sky day. 6 kids are playing half court ball. The Roman Colesseum is behind them through some trees.
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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"We don't want to upset the scum"

Meanwhile... Wolfenstein
A screenshot from the game Wolfenstein The Old Blood of the player stabbing a Nazi. Blood sprays from the neck. A screenshot from the game Wolfenstein The Old Blood of the player headshotting a Nazi. The head is gone and only blood and viscera remain where the head once was
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Cocoon is a terrific 3D puzzle game and its free for PS+ members this month. I highly recommend checking it out! 👍
Cover art for the video game Cocoon. It's a little bug pushing a giant marble. The giant marble has a world within it.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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HALIFAX! We're a month away from this incredible show on Nov 7th.

I'm joined by hilarious guests @lubamagnus.bsky.social (CBC), Jordan Foisy (This Hour Has 22 Minutes), & @clarebelford.bsky.social (Halifax Comedy Festival).

🎟️ 🔗 andrewivimeyhalifax2025.eventbrite.ca
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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How it feels when you are searching for a fictional characters' wiki page and accidentally click on the cursed dot fandom page instead.
A 90's era desktop screenshot riddled with popup ads.
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I tried "Just Egg" last year and it was one of the nastiest things I've ever eaten. It tasted like mustard dirt and ruined any pan you cooked it in. 0/10
A promotional advertising photo for JUST EGG. A photo of the yellow product carton next to a plate with toast and eggs. In the photo the eggs look tasty and normal. In reality they were neither of those things.
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I am currently writing a wedding speech and it's so hard to hit the right balance of all the elements without falling into the problem zones that I made this Venn diagram to describe.
Three circles; Jokes, Stories, and Compliments. That intersect to 3 sections of "Dude Bro who shouldn't give a speech" "What is this a roast" and "A King But rambling drunk" with "The Speech I want" in the middle
October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Spent the past few days hiking and backcountry camping in Frontenac. If you feel like you're going crazy looking at the internet I highly recommend spending a few days away from signals staring at a fire under the stars.
A night shot of the moon and stars over a lake reflecting the lights Orange toned sunset over a lake with the silhouette of trees in the foreground. A campfire. Big log at the back, 3 quarter logs leaned against it aflame. The silhouette of Andrew sitting in a chair on a ridge as the sun shines on him, trees, and a lake.
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Was the author of this article a car?
Megatron at a computer
September 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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BREAKING: The FBI just released a very real photo of the suspect.
Steve Buscemi In the "How do you do, fellow kids?" screenshot from 30 Rock. But his shirt has been altered to say "Anti-ice" and the caption reads "How do you do, fellow terrors?"
September 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Just read the book Perfect City. A wonderfully insightful read about what we can learn from every world class city. What each does right or wrong.
And it has this perfect description on Stephen Harper in the Toronto section 😂
Cover art for book Perfect City by Joel Berridge which is a photo of an urban cityscape Highlighted book passage: "In my only encounter with Stephen Harper, shortly before he became prime minister, he flatly dismissed any prospect of Toronto becoming a global city. Harper is as awkwardly miserable a man as you could meet"
September 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Colored transparency was peak electronic esthetics.
A collection of transparent colored personal electronics like an old Mac, Nintendo 64, PS2, disc an, controller, and others. It looks rad. It's colorful but you can also see what's inside, all the electronic components, which rules.
September 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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You're telling me this guy would spend billions to look like a dipshit at a conference? ... again
Zuckerberg in the Metaverse looking like a doofus as a Nintendo Mii character
September 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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HALIFAX! I'll be there performing Nov 7th.

I'm joined by hilarious guests @lubamagnus.bsky.social (CBC, Grindstone Comedy Fest), Jordan Foisy (This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Vice), & @clarebelford.bsky.social (New York Comedy Festival, Halifax Comedy Festival).

🎟️ 🔗 andrewivimeyhalifax2025.eventbrite.ca
Show poster with the faces of performers and the following information on the show: Andrew Ivimey - One Night Only - Comedy Show - Nov 7th - 8PM - Halifax - Good Robot Brewing - With Special guests Luba Magnus, Jordan Foisy, Clare Belford - As seen on CTV, Just For Laughs, CBC, From Superheroes - Nov 7 8PM Good Robot Brewing 2736 Robie Street - Tickets at www.andrewivimey.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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They kept talking about how he's a repairman during the trailer for the Springsteen biopic and this was all I could think about.
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere is going to repair man.
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM