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Roy?... Close enough.
@iveruinedit.bsky.social
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"I enjoy all the meats of the cultural stew". Lover of cinema, music, football and countless other things. I play the drums and try to write scripts.
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It's Christmas until I see this bitch fly out the window.
An old woman wearing a hat and a fur stole over her shoulders. She has a mean look on her face.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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With the shitty weather and the end of the working week taking its sweet ass time, there's only one thing for it... Pat Benatar at full blast.
Screenshot of Spotify. Pat Benatar. Including the album cover where Pat is stood.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Two positives are that at least I don't have to do a load of running around and the first death is usually the most memorable.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post. The post says "What is your horror movie role this Halloween?" The picture underneath says "First to Die".
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Lot of fans having a meltdown already? It's the first game of the season.
Picture of one man standing on the left, the man in the middle is sitting down and there is a woman sitting on the right. White text that says "Gentlemen please, rest your sphincters.
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Communication is key to a successful marriage.
Screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation. "Tea?" "Yes please" are the responses between the message sender and message receiver.
June 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Films nowadays need more actors like Anthony James.

Look at that face. It stays with you. A fantastic actor.
A man with a receding hairline, thin face, strong jaw and wide eyes.
May 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Arsenal Women are Champions League winners for a second time.

It's ok, these are tears of joy.
Three Arsenal Women's players celebrating. Arsenal 1 Barcelona 0. Full time.
May 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I'm watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and seeing a lot of parallels between The Child Catcher and Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds.
A creepy man with a long nose and long black hair. He's also wearing a black top hat. A nazi soldier in uniform holding a pipe.
April 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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You want pigs blood? I can get you pigs blood.
Two men sitting at the counter of a diner.
March 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A GIF of Jason Statham saying "Of Course".
March 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Advertise your account with one (1) Simpsons image.
Homer Simpson sitting in a car. Caption says "Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk."
March 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I'm coming for you Chaka!!!!
Simon Pegg disguised as Barry Gibb as a cowboy. Holding two revolvers and screaming.
March 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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But I'm a drummer. So...
Stick figure drawing of a caveman holding a club on white background. It has the caption "Me play drums. Me hit things."
March 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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What's in the baaaaag?!?!
Brad Pitt pointing a gun and crying (from the movie Seven).
March 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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This was one of my favourites. (I'm still not sure what animal Cyril Sneer was supposed to be though).
Three animated raccoons stood in a forest. The middle raccoon is wearing a red jumper with a large yellow letter B on it. The raccoon on the left is wearing a white scarf and the raccoon on the right is wearing a pink vest.
March 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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A blonde woman covered in blood smoking a cigarette, while a house burns down in the background. The subtitles say "Jesus Christ... What happened to you?"
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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This is where I post from... Please don't tell anyone how I live.
Lenny from The Simpsons. He's sitting in a dilapidated shack at a table. He's wearing a vest and underpants, eating from a tin can.
March 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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FIFA has a long history of terrible decisions. This one has to be their most heinous. There's nothing good about this headline.
News headline written in black text on a white background. The headline reads: "Coldplay to pick World Cup final half-time acts".
March 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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No place to hide baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger on my...
A large man with a beard and shoulder length greasy hair.
February 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Seeing this picture makes me think Punxsutawney Phil is voiced by Werner Herzog.
A groundhog being held up by one arm. Trees and sky in the background.
February 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Before: 70's session drummer from Laurel Canyon. Once roadied for Linda Ronstadt.

After: Hipster barman who charges you £20 for a mediocre Cosmopolitan.
Face selfie in front of a white wall. Big beard and shaggy long hair. Face selfie in front of white wall. Stylish short hair and styled short beard.
January 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Doing the big cleanse before an impending landlord inspection. Big Frank keeping me company.
A screenshot shot of Spotify, with a black and white picture of Frank Zappa sitting in a chair.
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The lost bleach blonde brother.
Close up of actor Bill Pullman with bleach blonde hair.
January 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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A picture of film director David Lynch, sitting in a studio. There are words written at the bottom of the picture which say: "Music, painting, cinema - this is the art of life".
January 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Uh oh. Some heavy Brian De Palma shit is about to go down.
A man in a grey suit and hat with a bandage on his nose.
January 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM