today at 14:22 - eating noodles inside a Nissan
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 AM
today at 14:22 - eating noodles inside a Nissan
today at 13:40 - marveling at what can only be described as a solar-powered digital Buddhist monk trapped inside a cheap plastic flower
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 AM
today at 13:40 - marveling at what can only be described as a solar-powered digital Buddhist monk trapped inside a cheap plastic flower
today at 13:31 - paying my respects to a man who once kidnapped Chiang Kai Shek
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 AM
today at 13:31 - paying my respects to a man who once kidnapped Chiang Kai Shek
today at 12:06 - feeding a series of tiny dinosaurs who keep standing on each other
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 AM
today at 12:06 - feeding a series of tiny dinosaurs who keep standing on each other
today at 09:01 - walking into a pantry that could function as a small bedroom if needed
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 AM
today at 09:01 - walking into a pantry that could function as a small bedroom if needed
today at 16:31 - feeling my sadness turn into rage upon seeing the final resting place of a 17th-century Japanese department store being transformed into a fetid den of overpriced food and low-quality entertainment
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 AM
today at 16:31 - feeling my sadness turn into rage upon seeing the final resting place of a 17th-century Japanese department store being transformed into a fetid den of overpriced food and low-quality entertainment
today at 13:09 - watching a group of tiny birds ravenously rip apart a dozen or so eggrolls
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 AM
today at 13:09 - watching a group of tiny birds ravenously rip apart a dozen or so eggrolls
today at 12:57 - being informed of the peril of exploding trees
January 23, 2026 at 7:23 AM
today at 12:57 - being informed of the peril of exploding trees
today at 10:44 - finding a radio station that won't make me road rage
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
today at 10:44 - finding a radio station that won't make me road rage
today at 20:20 - complaining about a QR code being too round
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
today at 20:20 - complaining about a QR code being too round
today at 19:27 - being mistaken for a Hawaiian
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
today at 19:27 - being mistaken for a Hawaiian
today at 15:21 - filling out a government form on my television from 6,800 kilometers away
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
today at 15:21 - filling out a government form on my television from 6,800 kilometers away
today at 11:53 - discussing the logistics of frying a tarantula with a chemistry professor
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
today at 11:53 - discussing the logistics of frying a tarantula with a chemistry professor
today at 09:14 - being inconvenienced by a frozen airplane
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
today at 09:14 - being inconvenienced by a frozen airplane
today at 17:32 - being shamelessly pandered to by an enormous little girl
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
today at 17:32 - being shamelessly pandered to by an enormous little girl
today at 17:01 - watching people slowly build a guitar out of steel and glass
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
today at 17:01 - watching people slowly build a guitar out of steel and glass
today at 15:36 - visiting a mammoth tusk
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
today at 15:36 - visiting a mammoth tusk
today at 15:27 - casually lying to a security guard
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
today at 15:27 - casually lying to a security guard
today at 00:47 - dramatically putting my hand on the glass as the train leaves the station
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
today at 00:47 - dramatically putting my hand on the glass as the train leaves the station
today at 00:43 - being slowly run down by an automonous floor scrubbing machine
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
today at 00:43 - being slowly run down by an automonous floor scrubbing machine
today at 10:53 - watching a dog howl furiously at a passing firetruck with its sirens on
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
today at 10:53 - watching a dog howl furiously at a passing firetruck with its sirens on
today at 10:55 - being dismissively grunted toward by a man with earrings that look like tiny fried eggs
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
today at 10:55 - being dismissively grunted toward by a man with earrings that look like tiny fried eggs
today at 10:38 - being handed an unblemished eggplant by a kind stranger
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
today at 10:38 - being handed an unblemished eggplant by a kind stranger
today at 14:53 - running into someone who used to threaten to rip out my spleen
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
today at 14:53 - running into someone who used to threaten to rip out my spleen
today at 17:11 - listening to the tragic screams of a distressed tomato
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
today at 17:11 - listening to the tragic screams of a distressed tomato