Ivan Kelly
ivankelly.bsky.social
Ivan Kelly
@ivankelly.bsky.social
Engineer at pinecone
I’m sure it’s hard to spend a penny in front of the architect of austerity
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As I recall, the two bandits weren’t just left to die. They had their legs broken, to speed up their demise. Probably only stabbed Jesus to see if he was still alive, thought he wasnt so didn’t go to the effort of breaking legs. All comes down to laziness. They wanted to knock off and get to pub
September 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They exist. HMD have a updated 3210 available
August 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Excellent game
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s good. But if he’s having cpr performed on him, and he makes the mudpie, how can it fall out the leg of the trousers? Totally took me out of the moment
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?” - Kernighan, back in the 70s.
Now, if you’re not smart enough to have even written it in the first place, you’re up shit creek
August 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Come on now lad. Despite who’s hating on him now, he was quite the gowl. He sent in the black and tans
August 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Team America summed this up nicely
August 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’s the problem with only working a leftie 9-5 rather than being always grinding
August 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Pheasants in Ireland and UK even. Indian bird, seems part of landscape, but craps all over indigenous ecosystem
August 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tactical bog trotting gear
August 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
For whom the bell tolls
July 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tucking trousers into socks. Gen Z and 60 yo Irish farmers (makes it easier to put on wellies)
July 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They did spin out blaze as bazel. I haven’t seen it used much
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Kitchen ware and cutlery getting thrown after a single use
May 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Should still storm the prisons though
May 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM