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Ivan K
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Repping the DMV. Bad filmmaker. Mediocre motion designer.

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For any one wondering, yes, middle schoolers are still doing this 30 years later…
A scribble of a stussy symbol I found in my sons bedroom
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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After the series’s inciting incident where Ron Trusper is humiliated by a faulty chair, we watch him deal with the mundane insanity of “normal” American life. Ron just wants to talk to someone on the phone, but alas, he’s forced to navigate stock-photo filled, corporate-speak laden websites, useless and infuriating AI Chat Bots (“you’re a fucker!”), an ouroboros of phone trees and bad on-hold elevator music. Is Ron Trusper crazy? Or, are we insane for living in a society that has normalized all this? Just yesterday I tried to buy groceries at an Amazon Fresh, only to find that my “smart cart” couldn’t recognize the store QR code on my phone, and thus, didn’t keep track of my scanned items, resulting in me having to wait in line for 10 minutes so that the check out clerk could just scan my items manually—you know, like they’ve been doing for the last five decades. It’s amazing that we all haven’t snapped already. Tim Robinson is clearly fascinated by the dumb rules and mannerisms of “polite” corporate culture—how we all comply with arbitrary guidelines or default into HR speak…the way off-hand comments can become obsessions, and, ultimately, how people at their core only care about their own wants and desires (a recurring bit where the father of Trusper’s daughter’s fiancé kept bringing up how often a dead dog used to bother him had me rolling). As I often glibly joke to my wife: Everybody is nuts about something. Robinson’s oeuvre, through the characters he plays or encounters, is emblematic of that idea.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The real question mark for me is that I have no clue how OpenAI or Meta or whomever else intends to make money off this garbage. And, let’s face it, all of these tech projects, at some point, need to figure out how to make money to satiate their investors. Social media is already a tremendously difficult industry to monetize; people won’t pay to use the service, so you are reliant on advertising or other avenues for revenue. In other words, the currency is eyeballs and the content itself—created by users—is free. But, with AI slop video apps, the content is no longer freely generated…it costs money and time—compute, energy, server usage, whatever—to make these things. So, now, literally the only selling point of social media as a business—the fact that users will self-generate the stuff that people will want to click on, and thus, appeal to advertisers looking for eyeballs—is gone. Silicon Valley has managed to make an unprofitable industry, less profitable? Amazing. We thought the future was flying cars? No, it was computers burning hectares of rainforest in order to get enough compute power to generate facsimiles of existing social media videos, which are then being commented on and viewed by other computers. Gosh, our technodystopia is way more boring than I thought it would be.
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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My controls. #therehearsal
Me dressed as Nathan Fielder for Halloween
October 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Remember: You are stronger than you know.
Screengrab of me beating Silksong
October 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Maron’s departure truly is the end of an era. The podcast boom has been punctured by the enshittification that always swallows any endeavor dependent on profit and constant growth. Honestly, I’m just glad Maron is quitting on his own terms…that he got out before selling out (albeit after uttering hundreds of ad-reads for Shari’s Berries). And, really, at this point, what more could I have asked for? Maron has talked to practically everyone—from guitar players to politicians who share my last name. Dude deserves a break. Still, though, it’s hard not to get a little weepy knowing that his familiar voice just won’t be there anymore: on neighborhood runs, when I’m cooking dinner, when I can’t sleep. Marc Maron has been the soundtrack of my life for nearly 15 years. Everything ends, I realize, but that doesn’t make it any easier to say goodbye.
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell

A John Green-esque heart on its sleeve, YA romance that I enjoyed. Sue me. Apparently, there is a lot of hate for this due to to how it handles race (or rather, how it doesn't), but that sort of went over my head. An easy, sweet read.
Cover art for Rainbow Rowell's Eleanor & Park.
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Screencap from my newsletter reading: "I very much believe that watching anything done well is inherently interesting. Obviously, the most common realization of this in modern life is sports—it’s fascinating to watch people in peak physical shape and ability face off against one another in athletic competition. But, this sense of wonder can apply to anything if there is enough skill or passion behind it: painting, model-making, sand castle building, and, yes, of course cooking. Not to derail this newsletter post too far into the weeds, but this fascination in the process itself is one of the main reasons why AI-generated material feels so soulless…we are denied seeing the struggle of creation. In watching true masters of the craft smoke brisket, I was often left slack-jawed at the effort these folks put into their work—an effort not driven by monetary reward, but rather, by a desire to be excellent at something…to make something delicious. In a world driven by capitalist incentives, I was moved by the sentiment."
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I’m not suggesting that beating Silksong is actually an “important” endeavor: in the grand scheme of things, I know that completing a video game is literally childish. But, I do think there is something more to glean from all this self-induced thumb pain. You see, Silksong’s ultimate thrill comes not from collecting items or trinkets (none of the upgrades fundamentally make the game any easier), but rather from the vicarious joy of thinking something is impossible only to realize that it, in fact, actually isn’t—that you are capable of much more than you ever dreamed of. It’s a general aphorism, yes, but it proves there is some value in my struggle.
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Picks & Shovels by Cory Doctorow

Apparently this is a part of series with a recurring main character; I liked the setting (early 80s Silicon Valley) and the book's heart is in the right place. But, the story lacked tension and the characters too simplistic to elevate things beyond airport fiction.
Book cover art for Cory Doctorow's Picks & Shovels
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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But if BoJack’s specific niche was show business, Long Story Short’s is Jewishness. Yes, the show has plots and characters that don’t revolve around Judaism, but every frame of this show is packed with Yiddishkeit. As a basic pitch, I recognize that’s not particularly unique: there’s lots of comedic Jewish stories that have been been told via mainstream platforms (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld). But, I just don’t think anything has ever felt this authentic before. The Jewish characters in Long Story Short aren’t there to fill stereotypical roles nor does Waksberg relegate Judaism to only its cultural identity (e.g. Bagels and lox! Nagging mothers! Guilt!). The great accomplishment with this show is that Waksberg manages to give us all these things—the bagels and nagging mothers and Borscht-belt affectations—but also grounds it in a reality that exists beyond the punchlines and expected tropes. This show is unafraid to explore the faith directly and how it is being practiced (or not practiced) in the United States today.
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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So, apparently I’m a masochist?
Achievement for beating “the last judge” in hollow knight Silksong
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams

A tell-all memoir from a former Facebook staffer. Interesting in parts, but, also, I feel like I already knew that Facebook was awful, and I don't think the author ever really comes to terms with her own complicity in Zuck's evil empire.
Cover art for "Careless People" by Sarah Wynn-Williams
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Screengrab from my Newsletter, "There Isn't Time for That" reading: When you have kids, you don’t so much sit down to “watch a movie” as you do “watch it increments”: 30 minutes at night here, another 20 there. Soon, you have inadvertently turned a single piece of art meant to be consumed in a solitary sitting into an extended miniseries. For me, the length of each impromptu "episode" is often determined by how long my wife can go before falling asleep. Look, I’m not pointing fingers…life is tiring. My personal resting state is exhausted. Both of us get up early, work all day, make lunches and dinners, and clean up improbable messes (You’re 11! Use a fork!). Come 9pm, sometimes the best either of us can muster is 15 minutes of The Bear before tapping out. Still, though, I’ve noticed that the kind of material we watch is directly proportional to how long my wife will last before the sweet siren’s call of slumber beckons her home.
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I don’t know about you all, but I need a timeline cleanse. The world is feeling especially dour as of late, so I retreated to the thing that brings me comfort when I feel smothered by the darkness.. Yes, I am talking about food…
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Screengrab from my substack newsletter, There Isn't Time for That, reading: "I’ve made a lot of short films. All were impractical. But, I’d argue that, for all intents and purposes, all art is impractical: ideas that need to be expressed regardless of any rational reasoning. As soon as you start getting strategic or practical with what you want to create, you are essentially just making a corporate video—a corporate video for an imaginary non-paying client. Your art loses it’s soul. I often think back to an interview that Mike Birbiglia did with the New York Times way back in 2016 (god, does that seem like an eternity ago!) during his press tour for the indie comedy Don’t Think Twice. In it, he said something that has stuck with me ever since: “Cleverness is Overrated, Heart is underrated.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Looking in the mirror
Screenshot of comedic legend Tim Meadows on season 2 of HBO's Peacemaker saying "Who's the Nerd?"
September 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Martyr! by Kaveh Akbar

A book about the "big" topics that all great art is ostensibly about: the meaning of life, a rumination on death, etc. But, it's all done with a remarkable amount of creativity and heart. Some stuff feels undercooked, but hard to fault the ambition and imagination on display.
Book cover art for Kaveh Akbar's novel, "Martyr!"
September 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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A screenshot from my newsletter reading the following: "I try to limit my 11 year-old son’s time on YouTube—I really do. But, ever since he got his first hit a few years ago (with Minecraft videos, naturally), he’s been more or less addicted. At first, I waved off the YouTube video obsession as a sort of boredom filler when he wasn’t allowed to watch TV or play video games, and thus, stole my phone just so he could watch ANY screen. But, quickly, I realized something I found—if not outright alarming—certainly surprising: when screen time is allowed, he’d RATHER watch YouTube then watch TV or play video games. And, for the real kicker: he’d rather watch YouTube videos of SOMEONE ELSE playing video games then play them himself. Perhaps I’m just slow on the uptake, but all this seems to speak to a fundamental shift in what we watch and why we watch it."
September 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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And, this jump cut from the Ring always gets me
Screenshot from Gore Verbinksi’s the Ring
August 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I always have a soft spot for the orphanage
Tomas from the Orphanage
August 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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It also gave me an excuse to post perhaps my favorite dialogue exchange in all of movies. Tom Hanks's best role?
August 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Screenshot from my substack newsletter, "There Isn't Time for That" that reads: I’m not immune to the surface-level lizard brain appeal of this: wouldn’t it be cool if I could produce a great painting without actually having to learn how to paint? I have ideas! I think I know, generally, what would make a pretty picture! The problem is the idea isn’t the thing—it’s never the thing—the end product is, and that end product has to be the result of the process, otherwise it doesn’t mean anything. You have to suck before you can be good, and, yeah, sucking at something—well, sucks—but it’s the sucking that allows you to learn and become better.
August 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Only one episode in and I can already tell this will probably be my favorite show of all time. I'm kvelling!
The poster for Netflix's animated comedy, Long Story Short.
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The Heart in Winter by Kevin Barry

This is like if "True Romance" was set in the Wild West and directed by the Coen Brothers: darkly humorous, yet also brutal and sad with a focus on incredible language and unique regional dialects.
The book cover for the "The Heart in Winter" by Kevin Barry
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM